Yep, you probably heard me SQUEALING all the way where you live this past weekend. I got mail! A package addressed to moi – Bacon Thompson here at the Hotel Thompson. I was so very excited. I tore opened the package with a vengeance ever so carefully to see what was inside of the brown box.
It was a talking oinking bag clip that my buddy Stuart sent me from Smithfield, Virginia. Stuart most have been reading my diary to find out how much I absolutely ❤ potato chips and such. This clip will so come in handy. Yes sir it sure will. With this awesome oinking clip, I will know exactly when daddy is in my food – snorts.
Thanks pal of mine Stuart – I ❤ you back with all my piggy heart!