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Humans are Weird

23 Jun

That’s right.  I said it out loud.  Humans are weird.  Mine have *got* to be at the top of the list.  Rolls piggy eyes.  I think this sign, “Beware All Ye Who Enter” should be on our front door. It was a strange Sunday yesterday.  Mom and dad got up and piddled around the Hotel Thompson.  Then mom sat on her sofa and looked at dad across from her sitting on his sofa playing what of course – Angry Birds.  That’s when it started.  I wanted to know what was going on so I jumped on the sofa with mom.  It kind of went like this:

MOM:  “Whatcha doing?”

DAD:  “Nothing much.”

Oh poor daddy of mine – when will you ever learn NOT to say those words to mom – snorts

MOM:  “Good, we need to clean the bathroom today”.

DAD:  “I’m busy.”

MOM:  “No you’re not.  You just said you were doing nothing.”

Mom wins every battle this way – snorts.  Daddy mumbled something about when he found this “WE” fellow he was going to beat him up bad.  But he was a good man, he got up and followed mom down the hall.  You’re probably saying, “What’s the big deal?  It’s just cleaning the bathroom”.  That’s where you would be wrong – snorts.  Mom was wanting to CLEAN the entire bathroom – as in walls, tub, sink, floor, cabinets, changing shower curtain – the entire works.  And of course with mom’s arthritis, she can’t get in and grove like she once did.  That’s where daddy comes in – she needed his quote “Brute strength”.

They went in and shut the door.  They wouldn’t let any of us anipals inside with them.  We heard a lot of giggles.  A lot of laughter.  Something about WE was going to have to die from daddy.  Things got thrown in the hallway.  The laundry basket, trash, clothes – what *WERE* they doing in there?  They were in the bathroom for over an hour!

Then the door opened – WOW – you could hear the angels singing it was that sparkly.  I was in piggy awe.  And then mom did the thing she said she “deserved” after all of that – she took the smelliest bubble bath I’ve ever seen.

Do your parents do weird things like this?

 
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48 responses to “Humans are Weird

  1. busymindthinking

    06/23/2014 at 12:33 pm

    You bring me so much joy! Hugs

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 12:36 pm

      aaww – piggy blushes. Thank you my friend. I really appreciate that today…. heck every day 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. onespoiledcat

    06/23/2014 at 12:45 pm

    Oh indeed they do Bacon but then again your blog title says it all…….”Humans Are Weird” and they get moreso every day! Good thing they have us to balance things out!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 1:24 pm

      That is so very true cousin. Weird – shivers. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    06/23/2014 at 12:54 pm

    To answer “nothing much” is dangerous… my dead learnt that during the years. He always grabs the phone and says: I have to do an important phonecall. Then he waits till my mom is out of sight while typing around on the phone or while he looks for the phone numer of someone god only knows.

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 1:25 pm

      Snorts. You would think after almost 24 years dad would have this figured out by now but he doesn’t. He falls for it every.single.time. And who is this We guy? Dad wants to hurt him really, REALLY bad. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        06/24/2014 at 7:06 am

        I never saw the guy named We (or Wee?)… I always run when I hear : WE could … or the hardcore version: WE have to…

         
      • PigLove

        06/24/2014 at 8:49 am

        We’ve never seen him here either but dad can’t stand him. Snorts. He gets dad into a lot of trouble around here. But mom talks about him a lot. I guess she knows him pretty well. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • easyweimaraner

        06/24/2014 at 8:50 am

        maybe the brother of Harvey the invisible rabbit?

         
      • PigLove

        06/24/2014 at 8:52 am

        Hey – I think you may be on to something there. You might be right on this. XOXO – Bacon

         
  4. speedyrabbit

    06/23/2014 at 1:21 pm

    All the time mate all the time!hehehehe,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 1:26 pm

      Snorts – XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. andy1076

    06/23/2014 at 1:34 pm

    Well played I’d say to her, well played lol

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 2:21 pm

      Snorts. Mom is tricky like that. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • andy1076

        06/23/2014 at 3:20 pm

        Indeed! she’s definitely fun 😀 lol

         
  6. purrfectkitties

    06/23/2014 at 1:47 pm

    Yep, ALL the time!! 😉 MOL xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 2:21 pm

      Snorts. Too funny. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. katsrus

    06/23/2014 at 2:24 pm

    She sure did trick him. LOL.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 3:39 pm

      Snorts. Mom is Good. Really good. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Chess

    06/23/2014 at 2:54 pm

    I have such a big grin, your posts are always so cleverly done.

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 3:40 pm

      aaww – thanks my friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. dezizworld

    06/23/2014 at 3:06 pm

    MOL Sounds like yous mommy’s purretty smawt. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 3:40 pm

      Snorts – I think she has all of us wrapped around her fingers here at the Hotel Thompson. That’s for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        06/23/2014 at 9:25 pm

        MOL Way tu go mommy..

        Luv ya’

        Dezi

         
  10. pawedblog

    06/23/2014 at 3:54 pm

    Haha… Well done your mum! Yeah you just have to stick with us, Bacon we have some odd habits indeed!
    Hugs, Carrie and pups x

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 5:03 pm

      Snorts. But they’re fun habits – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. The Scottie Chronicles

    06/23/2014 at 4:01 pm

    Weird. Yes indeed. I think it goes with the territory.

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 5:03 pm

      Snorts – I think you might be right my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. winterblueangel

    06/23/2014 at 5:13 pm

    Hehe my humans are so weird too. I guess it is a human thing. Your Mom is good though! She got your daddy in one shot. Poor daddy needs to learn for next time. 😉

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 5:15 pm

      He never does though. Snorts. That is what is so funny. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Reilly & Denny

    06/23/2014 at 5:29 pm

    we have an agreement in our home – mom does everything in the house – except the bathrooms – that is 100% dads domain and he does an awesome job

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 6:15 pm

      Snorts. Usually dad does all the cleaning since he stays home. But there are things they tag team together. This was one – snorts. Dad just didn’t know. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Kathryn McCullough

    06/23/2014 at 5:45 pm

    Humans are, indeed, weird! Very weird!

    Weird in Ecuador,
    Kathy

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2014 at 6:17 pm

      Snorts. So true my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. Nylabluesmum

    06/23/2014 at 10:37 pm

    Me Mum doez da cleein n she takez bubble bath aftur too…it makez me laff…cause she scurbz n scrubz n den makez fingz dirtee again….
    Mum haz a trick wif da phone too. When we iz put on patio if Mum nott want to talk to peeple comin in n out she purrtendz she iz talkin on da phone….it iz heelareeus me can tell ya!!! She shuud have bin an Acktress!!
    So yah me Hu’Mum iz weerd butt me wuud not habher any other way! 😉
    Lub ,3 Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/24/2014 at 8:39 am

      This is so true!! Our moms may be twins. They are good! XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. wallaceandsamuel

    06/24/2014 at 1:56 am

    OMD! We just had an ENTIRE week of this at our home!! Mom took a weeks leave and she cleaned out the house from top to bottom! There were like 187 bags of stuff she donated and another 187 bags of stuff she threw out and every night she’d sit down with a glass of wine & tell us how tired and sore she was and how she hoped dada appreciated what she was doing. We guarded our beds and toys just in case she got any funny ideas about “cleaning” them out too!
    HOOMANS – they really are a different species!
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      06/24/2014 at 8:45 am

      Oh dear piggy heavens. Is this what I’m in plan for? I don’t know if I can survive. Mom can stay out of my bedroom – that’s for sure. There’s nothing in here that needs to be donated or thrown out – nope not at all. It’s going to be a tough couple of weeks for sure. Can I come over for a while to live? Do you have a bedroom available? XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. fozziemum

    06/24/2014 at 7:30 am

    Yep Bacon same here….whenever mum say ‘WE’ dad always sayz who’s we sucker…and then caves BOL BOL dad’s are the silliest humans..wiff mums close behind…paw pats Forrest xx

     
    • PigLove

      06/24/2014 at 8:49 am

      Snorts – I think you may be right my dear friend. And moms – they have these special powers to rope dads into things they thought they would never do – too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        06/24/2014 at 8:52 am

        Always a great laugh….except for the dad’s Bacon hahaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
  18. Nylabluesmum

    06/24/2014 at 11:14 am

    MOL can ya eemagin dat Miss June n Sherriellen Mum cuud bee twinz???
    Dey shure act alike don’t dey??
    Me iz pondurin how 2 peeple so far away can bee so simmylar?????
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/24/2014 at 11:32 am

      Well, you know I’ve read somewhere on the internet and we all know it must be true cause it’s on the internet – that you have a twin somewhere in the world just like you. Makes you wonder huh? XOXO – Bacon

       
  19. Nylabluesmum

    06/24/2014 at 11:42 am

    MOL/PLOL oh yaah da Interwebbernetz allwayz speekz da truth….
    Mum sayz she saw her dubble many yeerz ago back in Hamilton where she lived. Da lady waz a *ahem* ‘lady of da nite’ so to speek…can ya eemagine da stuff men asked me Mum??? 😉
    She neber saw da woman’z face butt frum da back eggxactlee da SAME…da other woman eben walked like Mum!!!
    So dere must be peepz who are dubblez n den twin spirit peeple…
    Hmmmm sumfing to pundur on a wet drizzley day 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/24/2014 at 12:52 pm

      There you go. See, it has to be true. I can only imagine what things people thought when they saw your mommy – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. My little piggy face is red imagining… SNORTS

       
  20. Nylabluesmum

    06/24/2014 at 8:17 pm

    Ya gott dat rite Bacon!
    Diz lady waz in da same part of da city when Mum waz a teenager. Mum n her boyfurend had broken up (it was tempurraree) n Wesley gott on da bus n saw ‘Mum’ n he apaulogized fer beein meen to Mum da day befur….da gurl said she waz not Sherri-Ellen. Me Mum had walked to school dat day so did not nose Wesley waz on da bus….
    Wesley who beecame hubby #1 saw diz woman alot n so did Dave hubby #2. Mum said she gott accused of beenin downtown at da strangest timez… 😉
    Me had a red face too finkin what da men wuud say to me Mum!
    MOL/PLOL
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/24/2014 at 10:13 pm

      Snorts. I bet that was for some interesting times. I can only imagine! XOXO – Bacon

       
  21. Nylabluesmum

    06/25/2014 at 2:19 pm

    **snickurz** Can ya eemagin sum guy comin up to me Mum askin how much she chargez?? 😉
    Poor Mum >>>>ROFWL!!!!!!
    Lub yer sweet purrfing ❤ Nylablue ❤

     

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