Dear Bacon

03 Jun


Dear Bacon,
There always has to be that one goofy person in your life that has to do the most insane things.  Meet my brother Hekyll.  He’s an idiot.  You have any ideas on what I can do here?  Signed Jekyll

Dear Jekyll,
PLOL (piggy laughing out loud).  Insanity must run through your family my friend.  Maybe Hekyll was dropped on his head too much as a pup.  Maybe he just wants to have fun.  Maybe you’re right and he is insane?  What we know for sure, he’s a fun guy and you can’t pick your family.  Try not to stop the insanity too much – go with it and have fun my friend.




Dear Bacon,
What?  Can’t a guy just hang out in the sand and ponder the day?  I thought I would perhaps have a little privacy here but nope  Here comes mom with the flashy thing taking my picture.  What do you do my friend for a little alone time?  Signed Wazzup

Dear Wazzup,
Hey friend.  You do realize that you are taking a siesta in your potty, right?  That’s not glorious sand that is on the beach.  That is a potty field.  Perhaps you should try to find your zen time alone somewhere else that the human can’t find you with the flashy thing.  You’re small.  I’m sure there are loads of places – under the bed, in the back of the closet, on a high shelf, on top of the fridge.  You get the drift.  Have fun exploring.


Dear Bacon,
I don’t get it.  Dad says he’s taking me to work with him today.  I’m all for that until he puts this silly tie on me.  Why do I have to wear a tie?  It makes me look stupid.  What do you think?  Signed Mr. Golden

Dear Mr Golden,
Well, the up side is you get to go to work with your dad.  That’s what I would focus on my friend.  If he wants you to wear a tie – go for it for a little freedom and insight to see what the man does all day.  And please report back about what fun you had.


Dear Bacon,
Oh dear kitty heavens!  Make it stop please.  Why does it have to kiss me?  EEWW – and what’s up with throwing her leg up in the air while she is doing it?  This is way beyond the cootie factor.  What to do?  Signed Girls Have Cooties

Dear Girls Have Cooties,
I have to admit my friend that it’s actually a cute and awesome picture. Believe me, there will come a stage in your life when you actually WANT girls to kiss you.  Remember that okay.  And try to be nice to your friend.  You never know when you might need her 🙂




Dear Bacon,
Mom was cleaning the oven.  She left the door open so it could ‘air out’ as she stated.  I thought this was an ideal moment to find (A) a place that was warm and (B) a place the stupid dog couldn’t get into.  Mom came back to the kitchen and found me like this.  I don’t get it.  What’s the big deal?  Signed 350 Degrees

Dear 350 Degrees,
Of all the places in your home, I think you might want to find another place to hide from the barky thing.  You do realize that you are in the oven.  You know the place that the humans put things in and then take things out COOKED.  Do you really want to be a cooked kitty?  Lord help you if your daddy human came home and shut the door without seeing you there.  Shivers to mergatroid.  I stay as far away from the oven as I possibly can…. you know for obvious reasons.  I would highly recommend that you do the same my friend.



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30 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Boomdeeadda

    06/03/2014 at 1:12 am

    That little kitty in the poop box is too adorable. You’re right about the kitty in the oven. I’d be so worried.

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:24 am

      Oh most definitely. Nobody wants baked kitty for dinner – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. wallaceandsamuel

    06/03/2014 at 1:30 am

    Some tough letters you had to deal with today Bacon.
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:25 am

      Thank you my friend. These were toughies. I hope I helped a least a little 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  3. sakuraandme

    06/03/2014 at 1:44 am

    Hahahahaha! Bacon you had me smiling and laughing the whole way.
    Missed blogging and your blog. Have a great day, hugs Paula xxxx

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:25 am

      PAULA!! Squeal. I’ve missed you too my friend!! Welcome back and I’m glad I started your day with laughter 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  4. Molly The Wally

    06/03/2014 at 4:40 am

    OMD Bacon you crack us up and 350 degrees is priceless. Thank you for making us smile so much.
    Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:27 am

      aaww thank you my kind friend for the lovely comment. Happy laughing today! XOXO – Bacon

  5. guineapigsqueak

    06/03/2014 at 6:04 am

    Such super advice you give, Bacon. Where would whee be without you?!
    Mop, Dusty, Billy, Pip, Cupcake and Cocoa xx

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:28 am

      aaaww piggy blushes – you guys are too good to me! Thank you… XOXO – Bacon

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    06/03/2014 at 6:20 am

    Mr. Golden has to follow the dress code at work. That’s the way it is, sometimes.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:28 am

      Snorticles. Well if you have to wear a tie to work, count me out. I’m a bare natured kind of piggy – I believe in naked world for me – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. onespoiledcat

    06/03/2014 at 7:16 am

    Gosh Bacon… got a batch of goodies this week. I’m torn between the kitty in the litter, the cat/squirrel “moment”, and that cat in the oven which I personally think is mighty DANGEROUS. Anyway, good advice my friend to ALL!

    Hugs, Sam

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 8:29 am

      Snorticles – thanks cousin! These were a fun bunch of letters this week – that is definitely for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  8. easyweimaraner

    06/03/2014 at 8:54 am

    hahahah the first one could be a new species in oz: a dog-a-roo :o)

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 10:05 am

      Snorts – I like that! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Frankie and Ernie

    06/03/2014 at 9:12 am

    OMD the BAKER thingy is NOT a good place to NAP.
    Excellent Advice to all the questions.

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 10:06 am

      Thank you my kind friends! XOXO – Bacon

  10. Tina Del Buono, PMAC

    06/03/2014 at 11:30 am

    Fun stories… Made my morning

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 11:56 am

      Thank you so much my friend. Have an awesome day. XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Dancing Rider

    06/03/2014 at 3:00 pm

    Smiling, dear little Bacon! Such sweet, cute, and funny pictures. LOVE the names. I need to start taking your advice!

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 5:04 pm

      aaww – thanks my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon

  12. purrfectkitties

    06/03/2014 at 3:29 pm

    MOL! Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 🙂 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

    • PigLove

      06/03/2014 at 5:05 pm

      Thanks my dear friends!! XOXO – Bacon

  13. gentlestitches

    06/04/2014 at 6:50 am

    LOL! Baked cat? I don’t think so. 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/04/2014 at 8:39 am

      Snorticles. XOXO – Bacon

  14. mythreemoggies

    06/04/2014 at 9:14 am

    Oh my some good ones there 😉

    • PigLove

      06/04/2014 at 9:35 am

      Thanks my friends! XOXO – Bacon


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