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Freaky Friday Mix Up

30 May

Dear Diary,

Something wicked has happened to me. I’m not sure what to think about this. It started out like usual and then it went far left really quick. I’m getting ahead of myself like I normally do so let me start from the beginning. This is what happened:

Yawn and stretch. Hhhmm – eyebrows straight up – that felt different. My stretch was more… well stretchy. Strange. It felt like I had long and fluid legs… not my usual short and stout ones. Maybe I’m losing weight – yeah that has to be it. Opens eyes and looks around my room. What is that insistent chirping noise? It’s coming from beyond the window in my bedroom. I stand up and stretch again. Man, I must be really losing weight. I felt my back, my legs and even my tail stretch on that one. There goes that chirping again. Dude, that’s got to stop.

I walked over to the window and that was another strange thing. My hooves on my bedroom floor didn’t make the regular clickety-clack sound. Strange but okay. I gotta eat some more. I looked up at the window ledge and didn’t think twice before I jumped up on it. WOW – I can jump! Wonder why I never did that before? I looked out the window and spotted those singing creatures outside. Those would so make a wonderful two piece snack. Snap, did I say that? And oh looky – there is Mr. Parson’s furry things. HISS! Double HISS! What in the world?! Where did that come from? Shakes head – things are weird this Friday.

I hear mom in the kitchen and the next thing I knew she was saying, “Frühstück”. I immediately jumped down and went down the hallway. Hey, I’m hungry for some breakfast. I hope she made tuna. I then stopped immediately in my tracks. What?! How did I know German? And tuna for breakfast? Today is strange.

I continued to the kitchen and that’s when weird became super weird. I walked up to mom and swished my body against her legs and bit her ankle. What in the world?! Mom started fussing at me and I started talking back to her. What? I don’t do that. I ate my breakfast and then spied an empty box in the living room. Oh squeal – this is my lucky day! I looked at mom and made one last meow at her and went in the front room jumping in the box. What in the heck just happened? I meowed and jumped in a box. WHAT?! Something is definitely wrong. I ran to my bedroom and looked in the mirror. Blinked several times and shook myself. I must still be dreaming. There is no way this can be real. I’m Tigerlino?! Oh dear, that must have been some bad strawberries I had last night. I can’t be a boy kitty. No way! No wonder I could jump. This can’t be happening. A nap. That’s what I need – a power nap.

So Diary. I thought it was just a dream. All I had to do was go back to sleep and finish this dream. That’s it. I’m a pig. I’m not a cat. No way! So the power nap commenced. I woke up after an hour or so and just *knew* it would be better… so I thought. This is what happened then:

Slowly I started to wake. It felt funny. It didn’t feel like my soft bed. This felt like paper. I looked underneath me and somehow I had fell asleep on the newspapers. Ha – I guess that was my way of keeping on top of the current events. I went to stand and tripped over my two front feet – clumsy me. I stretched and then I was off to look for the ladies room. I found it and chattered until I got some privacy. That’s when I smelled the coffee from mom. She was at the fridge getting some of that delicious evaporated milk for her warm cup. I walked over and pleaded by going in and out of her legs and talking to her until she caved. She fixed me a little bowl and it was pure heaven! The only thing that could have made this better was some strawberry yogurt. Licks lips and starts to clean myself. Oh snap! I didn’t know I could bring my back leg up over my head?! Oh dear heavens – call Circus Soleil – this she kitty has skills!

What? What did I just say?! Oh my, something is very wrong. What is mommy doing now? Oh Himmel! Here comes that monster in the closet. Screech! and runs off to the bedroom to hide under the bed. I’m shaking. I’m scared. That monster in the closet is like a scary movie waiting to happen!

But wait a minute. Why am I hiding under the bed and still speaking German?! I keep repeating to myself, “This can’t be real. This can’t be real.” I slowly crawl out from underneath the bed and look in the mirror. Holy bat kitty – look at that sexy purr thing – wolf whistles. Wait a minute, that sexy purr thing whistled back at me. I move my arm and she moved her arm. Oh no. Oh no. I finally looked down at my feet. Oh.good.Lord. I’m Roxy now? What in the world have we done? What happened?

Diary, I’m trying to remember last night. I remember talking to Tigerlino and Roxy before going to bed. We were talking about how each of us live throughout the day at our homes. Uh-oh… is this Freaky Friday?! I lay down and close my eyes trying to concentrate. When I open them, I’ll be fine. This is just a dream. You know like how when mom sleep walks. Yeah, that’s it. It has to be it. I’m going to count to 10, open my eyes and look down. Everything will be fine. Really. I *just* know it.

OH DEAR HEAVENS – Call Dr. Phil. Call Oprah. Call the Vet. I’m A CAT!?!

 
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48 responses to “Freaky Friday Mix Up

  1. sunsetdragon

    05/30/2014 at 1:16 am

    Oh Lord time to wake up from that dream.

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:37 am

      I know! Freaky. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. purrfectkitties

    05/30/2014 at 1:24 am

    OH MY PIG uh I mean CAT!!! It has happened to you too!? What’s going on here!!!!???? This is sooooo FREAKY!!!!!! MOL 😉 xoxo Tigerlino

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:38 am

      Exactly!? What did we eat last night?
      XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        05/30/2014 at 2:09 pm

        If only I knew… 😉 MOL 😆
        xoxo Tigerlino ❤

         
      • PigLove

        05/30/2014 at 6:27 pm

        Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • purrfectkitties

        05/31/2014 at 1:11 am

        Oink! Oink! 😉 xoxo Tigerlino

         
  3. Maria Aqua

    05/30/2014 at 2:28 am

    Hilarious story! Freaky Friday, indeed! I’d be terrified too if I experience something remotely similar to this one! 😛

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:39 am

      Really? I don’t know what happened!!
      XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. speedyrabbit

    05/30/2014 at 2:48 am

    HEY Bacon WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!Dude have you been at the cheese again?hehehe,xx SPeedy

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:39 am

      Snorts. It might have been. It was weird! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. guineapigsqueak

    05/30/2014 at 4:01 am

    Argh! A cat – that’s so scary! Imagine if just one of us became a cat whee might eat our cage mate… How horrible!
    The Pigs xx

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:39 am

      Oh squeal!! That would be scary my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • guineapigsqueak

        05/30/2014 at 9:50 am

        Eek, it really would be! Whee hope this never happens to us!
        The Pigs xx

         
  6. gentlestitches

    05/30/2014 at 4:57 am

    Oh NO! I love pussy cats but bring back my nephew!

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:40 am

      I’m back!! What a weird dream! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Molly The Wally

    05/30/2014 at 6:10 am

    BOL BOL Speedy hit the nail on the head….too much green cheese. BACON WAKE UP.
    Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:41 am

      Sigh. That was a close call. Strange – very strange!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Genevieve Petrillo

    05/30/2014 at 6:40 am

    Ha! Ha! I’m sure Oprah will know what what to do….. Meanwhile, eat some tuna!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:41 am

      Tuna? Wow. Now I want tuna. Snorts.
      XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Reilly & Denny

    05/30/2014 at 7:29 am

    oh no – you have been body snatched !!!!!!!!!!!

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:41 am

      Yes I was!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. sue ellen

    05/30/2014 at 7:37 am

    Meow meow……. you been in the kitty kibble ‘again’ Bacon ???? You know what that stuff does to little piggies~~~~~ ” bad dreams” …same as always ! ☻ Wake up soon and be darlin’ little you again !! Okay ???

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:42 am

      Squeal. That was a close call for sure my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. elliebelfiglio

    05/30/2014 at 8:33 am

    Besides your post being wonderful, I love the picture of the cat.

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:43 am

      Aaww. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. fozziemum

    05/30/2014 at 8:58 am

    Ok now I am in a world of confusion bwahahahha good grief….I know I live down under but now i’m really upside down bwahahaha Hugs and loves Fozziedog xxxxx

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:43 am

      Somehow. I switched places with Tigerlino and Roxy. How could that happen?! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        05/31/2014 at 5:26 am

        I have no idea Bacon…but I would check the time space continuum and the flux capacitor……..:0 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        05/31/2014 at 3:22 pm

        Most definitely. Glad to be back to my old self today. Being a pig is good. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        06/01/2014 at 7:50 am

        I think it would be too Bacon 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

         
  13. easyweimaraner

    05/30/2014 at 9:31 am

    try to say “snorts” if it works, you still are Bacon… if not… say hello to the feline world … I’ve heard catnip can do wonders :O)

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 9:44 am

      OMP. This can’t be. I’m going to take a nap. This has to shake off. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. winterblueangel

    05/30/2014 at 12:59 pm

    Uh oh! What happened to Bacon. You must wake up. Well if you had to be a kitty you picked two absolutely lovely ones.

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 1:10 pm

      Yes I do. It was so very strange!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. kolytyi

    05/30/2014 at 1:03 pm

     
  16. angelswhisper2011

    05/30/2014 at 2:40 pm

    Hahahaha…I think we can have a meow now 😀

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 6:27 pm

      Meow. Snort. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. dezizworld

    05/30/2014 at 3:48 pm

    OMC and MOL Dis be fweaky fuw suwe Bacon. MOL What nex??

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      05/30/2014 at 6:25 pm

      Who knows in my world sweets. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        05/30/2014 at 8:31 pm

        MOL Dat’s fuw suwe. MOL

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥

        Dezi

         
  18. purrfectkitties

    05/30/2014 at 4:49 pm

    Reblogged this on Purrfect Kitties and commented:
    Oh My PIG, uh I mean, Cat!! Look at this post! You won’t believe what I’ve just read! I wasn’t the only one who had a freaky Friday! Bacon had something similar happen to him… 😯 WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!!!??? 😉 MOL xx Tigerlino

     
  19. Marty the Manx

    05/30/2014 at 8:57 pm

    Bacon, you and Tigerlino need to stop staying up so late partying….. it is affecting your psyche! Glad you are both back to normal 🙂
    Marty and Mom

     
    • PigLove

      05/31/2014 at 3:26 pm

      Us too! It was strange for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  20. Nylabluesmum

    05/30/2014 at 10:07 pm

    Yow me sweetpiggie-kittehboy ya shure had sum weerd reemz dere…maybee scratch straw berreez off yer list of nomz fer guud!!!
    Minda ya if ya beecomez Tigerlino me wuud hab da best of BOTH werldz 😉
    Lub yer sweet **purr fing**
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
  21. Mélanie

    06/01/2014 at 2:56 am

    @”Call Dr. Phil. Call Oprah.” – I totally agree… I like them both! 🙂 love u sweet Bacon… ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/01/2014 at 10:17 am

      Aaww. Thank you my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon

       

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