An Ode to High Blood Pressure, in 6 Words

28 May

Oh friends – you must check out this posting!! My great friend asked me to participate in six words again (I’m #35 today). Today’s theme is an ode to high blood pressure in six words. Of course, mine is “Being invited to the barbeque dinner”. Shivers – that can be dangerous for a little piggy… especially one that is say well endowed in the pot belly – double snorts. Be sure to check this out today my friends. AND many thanks to Eli for inviting me again – you’re the man! XOXO – Bacon

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All signs point to summertime.

The pollen has subsided. Baby geese are now awkward goslings. The Cubs and Astros have clinched last place, and LeBron is one of the last men standing in the NBA playoffs. There’s more spaghetti straps and short shorts, I’ve noticed.

And of course – High-Blood Pressure Awareness month is winding down.

And not a moment too soon, I might add. I’ve wanted to blow my top at least 30 times in May – that’s an average of once a day. That’s a lot, y’all, for a guy like me. Things keep pissing me off. Like, when we run out of graham crackers, and it’s 3 a.m.

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18 responses to “An Ode to High Blood Pressure, in 6 Words

  1. Reilly & Denny

    05/28/2014 at 9:55 am

    that would not be good – being invited AS dinner. Mom almost added a pound of bacon to the shopping list but we told her it would have to be turkey bacon 🙂

    • PigLove

      05/28/2014 at 9:58 am

      This is so very true – snorts! Also – you wouldn’t believe how many invites I got for barbeques over the memorial day weekend. I thought mommy was being mean when she said absolutely not that I couldn’t go. That is until she explained to me that people wanted “me” as the guest of honor… in a bad way! The horrors! XOXO – Bacon

  2. dezizworld

    05/28/2014 at 2:06 pm

    Meez wuld luv a BBQ dinnew. 🙂 Sowwy it’s a heawt attack waitin’ tu hapun, cuz meez dus luv da bwisket. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


    • PigLove

      05/28/2014 at 2:42 pm

      beef bbq – I’m IN! pork bbq – I’m slowly stepping out of this post – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        05/28/2014 at 3:41 pm

        OMC Bacon, Of couwse!!!! Only Beef. Mommy and meez not like da powk BBQ at all. Meez mommy waised a little piggy a long time ago afuw meez wus even a fawt, and hers kul nevew fink of BBQin’ hims welativs. 😀 Sides, mommys fwum da Souff West whewe deys eat beef and not powk. 🙂 Bye da way meez mommys little piggys name wus Cameron. Hers misses hims but hims got a good home and dat’s what mattews. 🙂

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


      • PigLove

        05/28/2014 at 3:44 pm

        aaww – how very sweet – Cameron sounds like an awesome name for an awesome piggy! XOXO – Bacon
        P.S. I’m so in for some beef bbq – licks piggy lips.

      • dezizworld

        05/28/2014 at 3:57 pm

        Sounds like a plan. And fanks, mommy just luvved hims. hims mommy died givvin biwff and der wus nuffin mommy kuld du tu save hers. But shes wus able tu get Cameron out of hers and save hims. hims bawked much like a doggy cuz mommy livved wiff hers awnty dat had lots of doggys. And hims slept in da bed wiff mommy and hers kitty Shad. Hims wus a cutey. 😀

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


      • PigLove

        05/28/2014 at 4:22 pm

        aaww – that is so very sweet. It brings tears to my eyes. Such love! You know I was a runt when I was born. My brothers/sisters pushed me away from my mommy. That’s how I got adopted so young at 3 weeks. XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        05/28/2014 at 4:24 pm

        Meez knew yous wus da wunt Bacon but meez didn’t know yous wus dopted at 3 weeks. Wees boff came tu ow mommys wound bout da same age. 🙂 Meez glad yous got such a wunnewful home.

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


      • PigLove

        05/28/2014 at 4:28 pm

        You too my friend. I’m grateful that our forever homes are wonderful and loving! XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        05/28/2014 at 8:07 pm

        Wees got lucky Bacon. Lucky and blest. 😀

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


  3. Molly The Wally

    05/28/2014 at 2:10 pm

    LOL a BBQ Dinner or a Hog Roast, Bacon? Beware this time of year pal. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      05/28/2014 at 2:43 pm

      That’s what I’m talking about! I seem to be very popular this time of the year in my neighborhood. I try to stay out of sight just in case someone gets an idea for a roast – squeal! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Frankie and Ernie

    05/28/2014 at 2:46 pm

    We think the Cleveland Indians are down there too… Waaaah.

    • PigLove

      05/28/2014 at 3:26 pm

      Snorticles! XOXO – Bacon

  5. winterblueangel

    05/28/2014 at 4:54 pm

    Oh I can definitely see why that would raise your blood pressure. Be careful!

    • PigLove

      05/28/2014 at 5:02 pm

      Thank you my sweet dear friend. I certainly do try to stay far, far away from bbq’s that want me to be the guest of honor – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Pink Ninjabi

    05/28/2014 at 6:51 pm

    Hahha bbqs


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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