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Did You Hear That?!

23 May

I have a tendency to dish on daddy a lot here at the Hotel Thompson.  He’s okay with that.  It’s what I do – shrugs piggy shoulders.  What can I say?  But today, snorts, today I want to dish on mommy – yep that’s right – MOMMY.  I love her.  She’s my mom.  But she does this one thing that scares me every.single.time.  It’s been almost three years and it still gets me.  I know you are dying to know what it is, aren’t you?

Yep, her sneezes.  I know it’s a natural bodily function – just like poots – snorts….I said poots – double snorts… PRAOL (Piggy rolling all over laughing).  But I get sidetracked.  We are talking about mom’s gigantic volcano sneezes.  Yep, they are H.U.G.E.  I’m not talking ca-choo small mouse sneeze (that would be my daddy).  I’m not talking cute little Sneezy from the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  I’m not even talking about a cute purr thing sneeze…. or me for that matter.  I’m talking Puff the Magic Dragon out of the water sneeze.

You think I’m joking but I’m not.  Mom’s sneezes are so bad that everyone hears them…. even down the street in the next zipcode.  Yesterday she was in the shower using her favorite shower gel which is a honeysuckle smell.  It made her sneeze.  I thought she was coming through the shower wall.

And let’s not forget about the other day at the worky place – snorts – this is a good one.  She was sitting at her desk being all productive.  She took a sip of coffee and a sneeze snuck up on her.  Coffee.went.EVERYWHERE – both computer screens, desk, calendar, fan, light fixture, cabinets and all over her shirt like she was performing a wet t-shirt contest (not that *I* would know anything about that kind of activity – looks around all innocent).  She told daddy that it took her an hour to clean up everything.  That’s what kind of sneezing I’m talking about.

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So my friends, I need to know.  Do you have a Puff the Magic Dragon sneezer in your crib?

 

 
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54 responses to “Did You Hear That?!

  1. sunsetdragon

    05/23/2014 at 1:26 am

    Yes I do and I wish he would plug that sneezer.
    Have a wonderful week end sweet Bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:35 am

      Snorts. Powerful huh? XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. wallaceandsamuel

    05/23/2014 at 1:28 am

    Mom and dad are “normal” sneezers when it come to noise levels BUTT mom can sometimes be a multiple sneezer. When that happens after about the 5th one we’re like “get that under control woman! we’re not saying ‘bless you’ again!” *BOL*
    Have a grrrreat weekend.
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:36 am

      Snorticles. That is too funny. Mommy is loud – I mean LOUD. Sometimes she does multiples too. Lord, at those times I think the house is going to come down! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. guineapigsqueak

    05/23/2014 at 2:20 am

    Whee pigs do cute little sneezes but the Granddaddy hooman does some rather large ones, making us rumble!
    The Pigs xx

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:40 am

      Snorts! I have to admit that Mouse Girl here does the cutest little sneeze for a kitty. I mean it’s so quiet – kind of like a well a mouse – double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. evilsquirrel13

    05/23/2014 at 4:57 am

    I’m a volcanic sneezer myself. I don’t understand how some people can sneeze so daintily… when my nose blows, it measures on the Richter Scale and there’s no way I can keep it contained to a whimper…

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:41 am

      Mommy says she loves you for that – snorts. Daddy is a silent sneezer. It’s so funny hearing that coming from him and then with mom – WOWZER! Two towns over can feel the vibrations. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Molly The Wally

    05/23/2014 at 4:59 am

    BOL BOL one year Ancient Pip got kennel cough. After that if peeps sneezed she’d run and hide. We swore she thought peeps sneezing gave her the kennel cough and never forgot it LOL. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:42 am

      Oh my! I would so feel the same way! I don’t know where mom gets it from – perhaps her dad. I myself sneeze like a gentleman… if you count quiet but all over the place – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. gentlestitches

    05/23/2014 at 5:03 am

    I have a small tendency to explode myself. One time I was driving in the car with my son and eating coconut chocolate. Let us just say the result wasn’t pretty! ❤

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:43 am

      Snorts Auntie Sharon!! That’s probably along the same lines as when mom sneezed while drinking coffee. Do you know she is *still* finding traces of coffee in her office? Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. easyweimaraner

    05/23/2014 at 5:28 am

    ha, I have one: my dad. his sneezers remind me of a grampus, I bet 180 decibel is not enough. once he scared my mom to death as he sneezed while watching Grimm. Mom got a bump on her head as her launching ended on the bedhead. ( oh, btw: FredOtt’sSneeze #inmypants)

     
    • fozziemum

      05/23/2014 at 6:26 am

      Easyrider#inmypants…see your own movie my friend 🙂 bwahahhaahah

       
      • PigLove

        05/23/2014 at 8:56 am

        Oh is that along the same lines as GhostRider#inmypants?
        Double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/23/2014 at 9:14 am

        Bwahaahahhahha bwahahhaahaaha again???? mannnnn hugs Fozziemum xx

         
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:44 am

      SNORTS#inmypants. OMP (Oh my pig!) That was such a hilarious posting this week! I don’t think we will forget about it too soon. I understand your dad’s sneezes. Mom does keep me on my hooves with hers. She sneezed so hard one night that Hemi jumped in the air and in mid air turned and took off into the bedroom to hide. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. dezizworld

    05/23/2014 at 5:33 am

    Meez sneezes evew once in a while when da allewgens awe up in da aiw. Sis Lexi and mommy wawely sneeze. Meez finks meez only heawd mommy sneeze 2 times in all meeez life. And meez dusn’t membew what kind deys wus. MOL but mommy’s vewy happy tu know dat hers ot da only one dat dusn’t always get tu dwink hers coffee. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:45 am

      This is so true sweet Dezi. Mommy does the same – she gets sidetracked, ran around and busy at work and forgets about her cup of coffee until it’s ice cold. What are we going to do with these women? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        05/23/2014 at 12:37 pm

        Just luv ’em Bacon. cuz wiff out ’em…whewe wuld wees be??!! MOL

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

        Dezi

         
      • PigLove

        05/23/2014 at 2:17 pm

        So true my dear sweet friend – so very true! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • dezizworld

        05/23/2014 at 2:19 pm

        ♥♥ 😀 ♥♥

         
  9. onespoiledcat

    05/23/2014 at 6:14 am

    Well my Mom is a sneezer but not a LOUD sneezer – just a member of the “frequent sneezer club” in that when she gets started, she usually has about 10-15 (or more) sneezes in a row. She’s exhausted by the time she’s finished and I’m on the other side of the room away from the noise! The things we have to put up with….isn’t it just awful Cuz????

    Hugs, sammy

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:53 am

      So true Cousin Sammy! You would think we would get used to it after years but nope. It still gets us. Shakes my head. Our humans – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. fozziemum

    05/23/2014 at 6:25 am

    Sing it mum I say…I am a multiple sneezer of the Magnum 44 kind….e.g. AHHHHHHH PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEY yep..cats take off wide eyed..dogs hide..i cant help it..the worst a giant sneeze while driving had my top dentures flying out and landing on the passenger side floor…..didn’t open my mouth for love nor money till I could pull over and retrieve them..and yes I have lost coffee…glasses..(both reading and drinking) meals…and maybe needed urgent potty time too…I am nothing if not a delicate flower Gonewiththewind#inmypants loves Fozziemum xxx

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:55 am

      Oh snorts! I’ve told you – you and my mom share two bodies and one brain. Ya’ll are so the same my friend. XOXO – Bacon –
      P.S. You two are definitely NOT FlowersintheAttic#inmypants

       
      • fozziemum

        05/23/2014 at 9:16 am

        Bwhahaahhah best series of books ever..Donut anyone ……Whatliesbeneath#inmypants Themanwithtwobrains#inmypants Hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/23/2014 at 9:27 am

        WOW – that’s a lot of supernatural#inmypants 🙂
        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/23/2014 at 9:30 am

        Bwahahaaahaah I sadly went to bed and missed Easy joining the fun….. Colourpurple#inmypants xxx Fozziemum

         
      • PigLove

        05/23/2014 at 10:04 am

        Yes you did! We were looking for you! MIA#inmypants
        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/23/2014 at 10:07 am

        Drats…double drats to the time space continu-um …..Backtothefuture#inmypants xxxx Fozziemum

         
      • PigLove

        05/23/2014 at 10:08 am

        You have so got to go to the bed soon my friend. I know you are getting very tired… and sleepy. Soon it will be InvasionoftheBodySnatchers#inmypants
        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/23/2014 at 10:16 am

        Indeed my sweet friend…it is past my bedtime and I fear nightofthelivingdead#inmypants…oh dear…I am getting tired 🙂 if only we could wiz through time and visit how much fun would we have…..hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/23/2014 at 10:46 am

        YES WE WOULD!! Sweet dreams my friend. Get plenty of rest… you’ll need for our next hash party! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

         
  11. sheilaenglehart

    05/23/2014 at 8:01 am

    Yep, it’s me. I inherited a sneeze loud enough to be a storm alarm.

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:58 am

      Snorts. Loud sneezers unite and become one! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Reilly & Denny

    05/23/2014 at 8:37 am

    Mom has a little tiny sneeze – but day – he could put out forest fires with his !

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:59 am

      Oh snorts.. too funny. Look out Smokey the Bear – your dad is fixing to take over his job and sneezing out fires! Double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Lori Fontanes

    05/23/2014 at 9:16 am

    Um, yeah. She’s typin’ atcha. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 9:26 am

      Snorts! aaww I’m in love. See we have so much in common… big sneezes, white horses, British men and and the apocalypse – XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Lori Fontanes

        05/23/2014 at 9:30 am

        Weeeeelllll, when you put it *that* way! 🙂

         
  14. Genevieve Petrillo

    05/23/2014 at 11:51 am

    I guess your mom should stay inside during pollen season. She could hurt somebody!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 12:06 pm

      I know right?! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. purrfectkitties

    05/23/2014 at 3:32 pm

    MOL 😆 We would have liked to see your mommy spill that coffee all over her work place… 😉 (*chuckles*) No Puff the Magic Dragon sneezers here … just “normal” sneezers… 😉 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 5:00 pm

      Thank goodness for that my friends! Mom is L.O.U.D. I think one day she will puff and huff and sneeze this house down – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        05/23/2014 at 5:14 pm

        Snorts. (*chuckles*) 😆 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

         
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 7:01 pm

      It was really a sight to behold. It was raining coffee all over her office. Snorts. So funny. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        05/24/2014 at 1:14 am

        Snorts. Snorts. Snorts. 🙂 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

         
  16. katsrus

    05/23/2014 at 6:14 pm

    Ha,ha you said poots. We have some big sneezes here too.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 6:59 pm

      Snorts. Poots. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. Nylabluesmum

    05/23/2014 at 10:17 pm

    Yow Bacon yer Mum n me Mum aRE reelated! Diz iz proof…when me Mum sneezez all ya can here iz an echoey “WAAAAAAAHOOOOOO” comin out of here…da mountainz eben shake!! Aunti Reeni who iz our nayburr laffz n laffz when Mum sneezez…da wallz here are nott so thick so she heerz Mum n we heer Aunti…iz bery bery funny!!!
    Who needz ‘Tornado Alley’ when dey live wif a sneezin Mum???
    Lub Nylablue n WAAAAAAHOOOOO Mum too ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      05/24/2014 at 7:40 am

      Snorts! Yes they are related my sweet purr thing! This is the proof. My nana lives about 12 houses up from us. I know she can hear it when mommy sneezes. ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. Nylabluesmum

    05/25/2014 at 9:08 pm

    Yer Poor Nanna needz sum earplugz fer shure 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
  19. Pink Ninjabi

    05/25/2014 at 10:37 pm

    Haha,shrugs piggy shoulders…

     

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