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Daddy Was Kung Fu Fighting

22 May

 Oh dear – snorts.  I think Auntie Sharon created a monster here at the Hotel Thompson.  Mommy went to bed early last night.  She said she was ‘drained’.  I’m not sure what that means to her but to me it meant short snuggle piggy time.  I was left to the devices of daddy.  Joy.  Great.  I’m excited.  Really.  Snorts.

So there we were in the living room – just me and dad.  Even the purr things wimped out and went to bed early.  Dad looked at me and I looked at him.  He then looked at our curio cabinet.  I snorted to tell daddy no and not to think about it.  But we know my daddy.  He doesn’t listen to me.  This is not going to end well my friends.  He took out the Japanese headband from the cabinet that Auntie Sharon sent back with Bashful.

This is not good.  I’m trying to use all of the piggy telepathy I could to muster to speak to him mind to mind.  Don’t do it daddy.  Put it back.  You will get into trouble.  But of course, he doesn’t listen to me and we are one mind short – snorts.  Then he does the dumbest thing.  He looks right at me and says, “This won’t hurt anything and mommy doesn’t have to know”.  Rolls piggy eyes.  Has he not learned *anything* in 26 years with this woman?  She KNOWS EVERYTHING.

20140515-085753.jpgHe put on the headband.  Idiot.  I swear that is what this man’s middle name.  In fact, I think if you look up stupid in the dictionary, his picture dressed just like this will be there – wearing his Angry Birds shirt and everything.  I snort at him and do you know the man had the audacity to snort back at me?

He walked over to our stereo equipment.  I was like what is the idiot doing now?  I can’t start to explain this silly grin that overcame his face.  He was like, “We have to have some theme music”.  I’m like what?  Highway to Hell? cause that is definitely the direction you are headed with the headband.  Or perhaps it is Another One Bites the Dust because you will be if mommy catches you.  He started to play the music and that’s when I really rolled my eyes, jumped on the couch I normally sit on and waited for the show waiting with my camera.

20140515-085800.jpgOh dear piggy heavens.  Tell me the man is not reinventing Kung Fu Fighting.  Listen old man, Do NOT – you hear me now – DO NOT give up your daytime gig.  What do you call this position?  Crouching Daddy Stupid Stance?  This is not going to end well.  You do realize that, right?

There he was dancing and singing along to his song.  What he didn’t realize was that he woke up mommy.  And guess who was in the hallway watching this performance of a lifetime?  Yep, mommy.   When he turned in his dance and saw her in the hallway, let’s just say that Crouching Daddy Stupid Stance went down fast on the floor.  Guess that headband couldn’t save you then huh daddy dearest?

 
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71 responses to “Daddy Was Kung Fu Fighting

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    05/22/2014 at 1:33 am

    *BOL* you’re daddy sounds CR-AAAAZY!!!! *BOL* We’ve learnt that sometimes you’ve gotta go with the flow Bacon.
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:37 am

      Apparently. And your right. Dad is certified crazy!! Snorts XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. sunsetdragon

    05/22/2014 at 2:56 am

    I am sitting here chuckling. Love the photo and what a wonderful sense of humor he has. I bet you were dancing too sweet Bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:38 am

      Snorts. Maybe just a tad. Maybe. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. dezizworld

    05/22/2014 at 4:38 am

    OMC Bacon, meez fawt da video uws gunna be yous daddy. MOL At least ya’ll had a good time. 🙂

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:39 am

      We did. Dad was really going at it too until he saw mom – snorts. Now that way funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        05/22/2014 at 7:02 am

        MOL Dat’s so funny Bacon.

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥

        Dezi

         
  4. fozziemum

    05/22/2014 at 4:39 am

    Bwahhhaahaha go daddy! poor mum though…she was drained because of last nights blog shenanigans no doubt…..’those quips were fast as lightning….in fact it was a little bit frightening’ bwahahhhaa hugs Fozziemum xxx

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:40 am

      Oh snorts. I’m rolling here. You may be right. OMP. That is too funny my friend.
      XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 7:35 am

        Bwhahahahhahah now don’t start this again my friend 😉 hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:07 am

        Snorticles…. really? KungFuFighting#inmypants – HA! I kill myself. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:13 am

        Bwahahhahahah here we go…..let the games begin…. Returnofthepinkpanther#inmypants Fallingdown#inmypants Cityslickers#inmypants Willywonka#inmypants Antz#inmypants bwahahaahh hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:18 am

        OMP (Oh my pig) It’s on my friend – it’s on!
        You Don’t Mess With the Zohan #inmypants
        The Love Guru #inmypants
        Balls of Fury #inmypants
        Love ya! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:23 am

        Bwhahahhahahha take down Piggy!! it’s go time bwahaahha

        Flatliners#inmypants
        Thehuntforredoctober#inmypants
        Revengeofthepinkpanther#inmypants
        Greatballsoffire#inmypants
        ET#inmypants
        Footloose#inmypants
        Love ya back 😉 bwahahaahahah xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:25 am

        OMP – no you didn’t Greatballsoffire? I can’t breathe! That’s a great one.

        thejerk#inmypants
        wildhogs#inmypants
        theanimal#inmypants
        marmaduke#inmypants
        lassie#inmypants
        congo#inmypants

        Snorts – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:28 am

        BWAHAHAHAHAAHH HILARIOUS…thejerk bwaahahah
        Thecolourpurple#inmypants………
        Pirahna#inmypants
        Bwhaahhahhaahh xxxx Fozziemum

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:31 am

        PLOL (Piggy laughing out loud). We are dying here laughing so hard!

        meetthespartans#inmypants
        theuninvited#inmypants
        13ghosts#inmypants

        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:36 am

        Bwahahahhaahh me too….look like a nutter I do bwahaahaa the uninvited bwahaahahhaah

        Deliverance #inmypants
        Endofdays#inmypants
        Anaconda#inmypants Carousel#inmypants
        Bwahahahhaah hugs fozziemum xxxxxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:39 am

        anaconda – oh dear piggy heavens. Daddy needs to be picked off of the floor on that one. I think he’s having a convulsion of laughter – snorts. In fact, he’s having…

        tremors#inmypants or maybe it’s
        landofthelost#inmypants

        HA! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:46 am

        BWHAHAAHHA…tremors bwahaahhahha
        Alive#inmypants
        Mind you I still like the good the bad and the ugly bwahahahaha 😉 hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:24 am

        40yearoldvirgin#inmypants …..wahahaahaahah xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:26 am

        Oh snap – SNORTICLES!!

        spaceballs#inmypants

        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:29 am

        Bwahahahahaaaa go me on that one!!!
        Meatballs#inmypants xxxx Fozziemum

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:32 am

        Snorts snickers
        Ridingthebullet#inmypants
        theruins#inmypants
        theblob#inmypants

        Are you thirsty for more my friend!
        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:38 am

        Bwahahahaahhaahah the blob bwaahhahha think that’s the winner oh my I am in a world of stomach ache from laughin hurt bwahahahha we are very poorly behaved Bacon xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:40 am

        YES we are – but wasn’t it so deliciously fun!? I know my daddy is in a bad place right now with laughing… in fact just between you and me – I think he peed on himself just a little – Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
        P.S. Good night my friend – sweet dreams!!

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:48 am

        Bwahahahhahhahah poor dad….it happens bwahahahaah

        Blazingsaddles#inmypants
        Unforgiven#inmypants
        These are courtesy of Fozziedad..the game has been taken up a notch bwahaahaha
        Have a great day my sweet friend 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:54 am

        oh snaps! Two against one little innocent looking piggy. WOW – Okay, I’ll match your Fozziedad and raise you two purr things –
        arsenicandoldlace#inmypants
        thegreatdictator#inmypants
        littlemisssunshine#inmypants
        Much love – XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 8:58 am

        Bwahaahahaaahaahh and bwahahahahhahah

        Big#imypants………..I rest my case…we need Easy in on this bwahahaaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:59 am

        Yes we do…. where is that pooch!? XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 9:01 am

        I have no idea..call him bacon…”Easyyyyyyyyyyyy” xxxx Fozziemum

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 9:01 am

        ooohhh eeesssaaayyyy – you’re needed here brother…. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 9:08 am

        ‘Easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…red hot girl wiems here ready to meet a silvermistygrey hottieeeeeee xxxx Fozziemum

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 9:09 am

        here poochy, poochy, pooch… we have food – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 9:12 am

        Oh Easyyyyyyyy….there are no diets here friend….we won’t judge your weight…hehehhee 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 9:18 am

        Snorts – I think he’s coming now…. come on brother – show some love! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        05/22/2014 at 9:19 am

        Bwahahahaah was it the hot weims or the food ???? I gotsta know bwahahha xxx Fozziemum

         
  5. Molly The Wally

    05/22/2014 at 4:46 am

    Yep go with the flow we say and your household rocks Bacon. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:42 am

      Definitely. It sure was fun. Dad can be a hoot. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. gentlestitches

    05/22/2014 at 5:33 am

    HeeHee! Shane said Daddy is doing the “crane” stance! A most “legit” stance!
    Go daddy!! 🙂 So glad he likes it. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:43 am

      Oh he loves it Auntie Sharon. He’s having the most fun!! Thank you so very much. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. onespoiledcat

    05/22/2014 at 6:34 am

    Well Bacon you certainly have your hooves full in that household of yours…..I do have to say that there’s never a dull moment though whereas here with my two old humans things get “snoringly” quiet instead of exciting like with your humans!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 6:45 am

      Snorts. It helps that daddy acts 5 instead if his true age. I asked mom how old he was. She told me he was born in the dinosaur age so I’m still not sure. All I do know is that he is crazily insane. Double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • onespoiledcat

        05/22/2014 at 7:11 am

        Well dear Cuz – life is never BORING at Hotel Thompson and that’s what’s impawtant!

        Hugs, Your Cuz

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 8:07 am

        THAT is so true!! XOXO – Bacon

         
  8. katiebblogs

    05/22/2014 at 7:36 am

    Hehe, Bacon, your daddy sounds like a lot more fun than mine so maybe you should let him in on those cuddle sessions every once in a while!

     
  9. peacelovenwhiskers

    05/22/2014 at 7:46 am

    Lol. Sounds like I need to sleep over, never a dull moment at your house.

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 8:16 am

      Come on over – the more the merrier my friend – that is for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        05/22/2014 at 9:28 am

        who said food? Thehuntforredoctober#inmypants? hahahaha…. think that Thedaythedambroke#inmypants till I have a Waterworld #inmypants :o)

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 9:33 am

        Snorticles! YAY Easy made it to the pawty!!

        dirtyrottenscoundrels#inmypants
        whenharrymetsally#inmypants
        oooohhhhh sqqueaallll here’s a great one –
        themanwithtwobrains#inmypants!
        XOXO – Bacon

         
      • easyweimaraner

        05/22/2014 at 9:38 am

        harrymetssally and that all in your pants? wow hahaha

        imagine TheGladiator #inmypants or ATownHasTurnedToDust #inmypants butt I’mLegend #inmypants

         
      • PigLove

        05/22/2014 at 9:46 am

        Snorticles…. now where did that Fozzy get too? Guess she got scared – 😉 sticks tongue out at her. XOXO – Bacon

        blazingsaddles#inmypants
        somelikeithot#inmypants

         
  10. Frankie and Ernie

    05/22/2014 at 8:01 am

    Bacon…. WE think your dad sounds FUN.

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 8:16 am

      Snorticles. He really can be my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. easyweimaraner

    05/22/2014 at 8:45 am

    oh brother he played music and danced… and he really thought “mommy doesn’t have to know”? Mom’s can hear music even when you pressed the mute button. My dad loves the headband and the idea… of course, I know…

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 8:52 am

      Oh brother – it was priceless last night. I couldn’t believe daddy went off the deep end like that. I mean, really moms know *everything*. It was definitely a true gotcha moment with him. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. your dad liked the headband huh? I told you – twins from across the pond!

       
  12. From the Desk of MarDrag

    05/22/2014 at 8:55 am

    Laughing so hard! Great story! I hope Daddy’s butt doesn’t hurt too bad this morning after his fall…or was that Mommy kicking some a**? LOL! Blessings!

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 8:56 am

      Snorts- he fell. Wasn’t a hard fall – somewhat of a oh crap mom’s up fall. Priceless it was! XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Reilly & Denny

    05/22/2014 at 10:23 am

    Dad’s can be just so silly sometimes.

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 11:23 am

      YES they can – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. purrfectkitties

    05/22/2014 at 3:00 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha… Oh My Cats! BACON!! You had us rolling around the floor laughing so hard with tears in our kitty eyes!!! This is like the funniest thing we’ve read this week!! Your daddy is a hoot! Sooooo cool & funny!! We LOVE it!! MOL MOL MOL !! 😆 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      05/22/2014 at 3:38 pm

      Thank you so much my sweet friends. That’s what I have to live with every day here at the Hotel Thompson while mom is at the worky place. Dad *always* keeps me on my hooves – that is for sure – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        05/22/2014 at 3:46 pm

        MOL MOL MOL !! 😆 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

         
  15. evilsquirrel13

    05/23/2014 at 6:16 am

    I’m concerned your Daddy might hurt someone with those Kung Fu fighting skills…. namely himself!

     
    • PigLove

      05/23/2014 at 8:54 am

      Snorts! I think you may be right my friend. Some of the moves he was making – shaking my piggy head. The man definitely needs HELP! XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    05/23/2014 at 10:25 pm

    Oh me KAT!!!!! yer Dad haz ‘lost da plot’ as dey say in Britian…what waz yer poor Dad finkin?? Oh wait maybee yer rite n sumfing tooked da brain…poor poor Hu’Man….
    Me Mum goez a bit coo-coo when Da Reeflex by Duran Duran comez on da radio or she putz it on da Utube….next fing ya nose she finkz she iz young chickiepoo shakin her booty (n it iz an AMPLE booty me can tell ya!) n singin like she iz Simon LeBon!! More like Mumma BeeGone!!!
    Aren’t our apwentz adorable???? 😉
    Lub Nylablue ❤
    Pee ess: Don't tell Mum me told ya about what she doez!

     
    • PigLove

      05/24/2014 at 7:42 am

      Sshh it’s our little secret my sweet love. Snorts. Our humans are hilarious aren’t they? They are such entertainers. It’s never a dull moment is it? XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. Nylabluesmum

    05/25/2014 at 9:31 pm

    ”Da Reeflex Da Reeflex….what a game…”
    Oh Mum iz losin it bigtime butt she iz cute n yah da pawentz are heelareeuss n keep us entertained…
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      05/26/2014 at 1:03 pm

      Snorts. Thank you my sweet purr kitty.
      XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. Pink Ninjabi

    05/25/2014 at 10:46 pm

    Love it!

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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