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Really Dad? You’re Not Invited

19 May

Let’s start by saying, me and mom are so NOT morning peeps.  We have a schedule that we keep in the mornings.  I wake her up for breakfast.  She gets up and we eat together.  Then we bundle on the couch together and listen to the morning news as we cuddle for a couple of more minutes of snooze together.  Do you get the picture?  Together as in me and mommy time alone.  NOTICE I didn’t say: me, mommy and daddy.  There was no mention of daddy.  It’s called me and mommy time for a reason.  Let me say again… me and mommy.  So you got that, right?

So this morning of ALL mornings on a Monday, guess who decides to get up with us and infiltrate into “our” time?  That’s right – daddy.  Not just daddy but non-stop-diarrhea-of-the-mouth talking daddy.  Go back to bed daddy!  Really.  But no… let’s keep chatting away.  Let’s keep singing away to Eddie Rabbit… to Elvis Presley… to Brooks and Dunn… to Pink.  Yep, you read right – Pink.  Rolls piggy eyes and shrugs shoulders.

You see, this is the problem.  Daddy is a morning person.  He wakes up happy, chirpy, full of life and wonderment.  Me and mom not so much.  Even this little oinker knows not to talk to mommy until after that first cup of coffee… sometimes maybe a second.  And hey – I’m not that jolly myself in the morning.  I have one thing on my mind – food.  And then some snuggles.  Sometimes not in that particular order.

Daddy was so bad this morning – a MONDAY of all days, that me and mom went to her room.  I got on the big bed and watched her get ready for work.  Guess who followed us?  Mouthy man!  I could see mommy and the steam was rising.  She looked at me and I could just picture her in my head telling daddy, “SILENCE!”  But she didn’t – it was a nice dream though.  Poor dad.  He was like a little puppy this morning following us around.  I thought at one time I heard mommy mumble, “Jabber Jaws” under her breath.  I can’t be sure though.  Of all days, I think mommy was ready to go to work.  She kissed me and put me back to bed for a morning nap.  Daddy even followed her to the car.  It’s going to be a long day for me here at the Hotel Thompson.  Please pray for me that daddy goes back down for a nap.  Snorts.  Do you have a morning person in your house?  What do you do when they get over obnoxious?

 

 
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31 responses to “Really Dad? You’re Not Invited

  1. dezizworld

    05/19/2014 at 4:09 am

    MOL Dat’s so funny. Meez so sowwy dat yous mommy and meez time got messed up. 🙂 Meez da meownin’ kitty in ow house. Once wees get up meez just wants tu chattew and hav mommy luv meez and play wiff mezz, and mommy and sis Lexi hate da meownins. MOL Hope yous day gets bettew. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:14 am

      aww thank you my sweet Dezi. Me and mom are so not morning peeps. We just want to get a bite together and snuggle/sleep and watch television before starting our day. It’s routine that I’m fond of. Daddy on the other hoof – shakes head. The man wakes up full of life and vitality. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        05/19/2014 at 1:16 pm

        Yeppews Bacon, meez like yous daddy. And mommy and Lexi….deys a yous mommy and yous. Meez finks evew home has dis in sum way or uddew. How els wuld da wowld go wound. MOL Hope tumowwo is bettew.

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

        Dezi

         
      • PigLove

        05/19/2014 at 3:17 pm

        Thank you my friend. It’s already gotten better. I’ve had some me and dad time which was way unexpected. We had a great cuddle time. I think he knows now how important me and mom time are. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • dezizworld

        05/19/2014 at 3:19 pm

        Aaaaw Bacon dat’s wunnewful. 🙂 Hims luvs yous just like yous mommy and maybe hims just wanted tu be a pawt of yous wootine cuz hims wus feelin’ left out. 🙂

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥

        Dezi

         
      • PigLove

        05/19/2014 at 3:28 pm

        You could be right. We kind of have a up/down relationship. We are definitely working on that today. Smooches. XOXO – Bacon

         
  2. Reilly & Denny

    05/19/2014 at 6:17 am

    There is a simple cure – as soon as dad wakes up – give him one of those all day sucker lollipops – that will keep his mouth busy and the only thing you will hear is slurping – which could in fact be just as bad 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:16 am

      Snorticles. That is great advice my friend – thank you. He doesn’t get it. This is the only time during the day that it’s just me and mommy time. I gotta have my mommy time. You know? XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Molly The Wally

    05/19/2014 at 6:36 am

    No morning people here. We are all thankfully bed heads. Methinks we are lucky. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:21 am

      Thank you Molly. Shakes my piggy head. That’s one thing that my mom and me can do – sleep. In fact, yesterday we both snuggled up in the big bed and took a LONG nap together. Have a great day my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Molly The Wally

    05/19/2014 at 6:37 am

    Grrrr three attempts to get that through and bingo.
    Molly

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:21 am

      I wonder what is going on with that?! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. easyweimaraner

    05/19/2014 at 7:46 am

    Me and mom are morning persons (sorry brother lol). And we have a ritual: while mom has a cup of coffee, I write my first pee mail. That’s OUR moment what we need to be strong enough for all things the day will bring. No one talks or curses because of a missed sock, no one sings or chews on our ears. My dad knows that and mostly he isn’t brave enough to interrupt OUR moment. But if, then the whole day is ruined, that’s for sure.

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:23 am

      That’s us really. It’s our time to connect. To do what “WE” want. To bond. No daddy invited… especially when he sings and is loud. Shakes piggy head. It hurts just thinking about it. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Boomdeeadda

    05/19/2014 at 9:02 am

    Eeeer, that’d be me. LOL la la la chirp! I’m like a morning bird but by afternoon I get sleepy and sometimes sneak in a little nap b4 Mr B gets home from work..tehe.

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:24 am

      Snorts. Me and mom are more night owls. We stay up a lot of times writing and talking and watching television and writing. Mom doesn’t even get going really until after 3pm. I think in a former life she was a vampire. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. katiebblogs

    05/19/2014 at 9:18 am

    Bacon that is so not fair. My dad does that sometimes too and you better believe I squeal in disapproval. No interrupting special mom-pig quality time.

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:26 am

      Amen Cocco! You know how special this time is to us. When we don’t have to share the mommy with anyone else – it’s just mommy and me time. I can get a bit vocal when dad interferes with ‘our’ time. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. The Dancing Rider

    05/19/2014 at 9:38 am

    Oh, Dadddy! You’d better take a nap! Bacon, that is THE most darling photo of you
    !

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:55 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you my friend. This is one of me during my snuggle time with mommy. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. onespoiledcat

    05/19/2014 at 9:40 am

    Oh Cousin I must say that I’m GLAD my Mom is a morning purrrson because while it is our “alone time” before Dad gets up the fact that she’s chirpy, cheery, and UP means I get breakfast super early…..the fact she’s cheery doesn’t bother me I’m just glad she’s UP! I feel your pain though. My Dad isn’t EVER chirpy OR cheery….he’s a grump….it works for me because I’m a Momma’s Boy anyway!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 9:56 am

      Snorticles. Morning time is just me and mom time. We have a custom. I get her up for work. We eat together. We talk together. We snuggle together and watch the morning news. It’s “our” time. Daddy – the ever so happy going loud human gets up and we are both so not ready for his perkiness that early – snorts. When will he ever learn? XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. Animalcouriers

    05/19/2014 at 12:13 pm

    You’re going to have to find the mute button, Bacon 😉

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 12:55 pm

      Snorts. I love that! Thank you so much my friend. I’ll go see if I can find it now while he’s not looking. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. purrfectkitties

    05/19/2014 at 3:35 pm

    Nope, no morning persons around here… 😉 MOL xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
  12. Genevieve Petrillo

    05/19/2014 at 4:59 pm

    Gah! What a turn of events! Your perfect routine right out the window! OMG! Mom and I are both morning people. Mom hits the floor running – figuratively. I hit the floor running – literally!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 6:41 pm

      Snorts. It was a rude awakening this morning. Me and mom like to ease on into the morning. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Misaki

    05/19/2014 at 5:05 pm

    mummy gets in the way of my doggy daddy time so i know how you feel!

     
    • PigLove

      05/19/2014 at 6:41 pm

      Exactly! We have to have our one on one time. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. wallaceandsamuel

    05/20/2014 at 2:50 am

    Our Dad is a morning person too! From the time he opens his eyes he just jabbers away, telling jokes and being happy…HAPPY!…IN. THE. MORNING! Mom says she has learnt to shut him out.
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      05/20/2014 at 7:56 am

      That’s exactly like my mom and dad!! He wakes up and is like the Duracell bunny – he goes on and on and on and on. That’s fine after noon – snorts. But first thing in the AM – no way! Thanks my friends! XOXO – Bacon

       

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