Texts from Bacon

08 May

See during the day when mommy is at the worky place, I have a lot of time on my hooves.  I do maintain a schedule of certain items – like pampering myself, an eating schedule, certain shows I just have to watch and then there’s time…. lots of time.  I do a lot of thinking when I’m walking around the Hotel Thompson and overlooking my kingdom in my magical back yard.  Since Tiny my Bigfoot went missing over the winter months, there’s not a lot going on in the woods behind my house.  By the way – if you see Tiny please ask him to come back home – I miss him.

Here’s another great text between me and mom.  Mine are in blue and mom’s are in gray.  Enjoy my friends.


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My brother Easy suggested the Mankini of Borat.  OMP (oh my pig) – my eyes!  Humans really wear this contraption – in public?!  Oh the nerve they must have!  All I can show you here is what the mankini looks like.  If you want to see it on a human, google it.  But I warn you, what has been seen can not be unseen – snorts.



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47 responses to “Texts from Bacon

  1. dezizworld

    05/08/2014 at 1:15 am

    OMC Bacon, no speedo purrlease. Giwlys like da showts stead, weally.

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:31 am

      Really? hhhmmm – What do you think on color shorts then? Banana yellow or fire engine red? XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        05/08/2014 at 12:39 pm

        Meez finks Fiwe engine wed is da colow fuw yous Bacon!! 🙂

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


      • PigLove

        05/08/2014 at 12:41 pm

        aaww piggy blushes – you think I’m hawt don’t you? XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        05/08/2014 at 12:53 pm

        Suwe du Bacon. 🙂

        Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥


      • PigLove

        05/08/2014 at 1:18 pm

        aaww piggy blushes. I think I might have a crush sweet Dezi. XOXO – Bacon

      • dezizworld

        05/08/2014 at 1:24 pm

        🙂 ♥♥

  2. digitalgranny

    05/08/2014 at 1:29 am

    “chuckling” Sweet Bacon speedos are so last year.

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:31 am

      WOW – I’m so behind in my fashion. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. wallaceandsamuel

    05/08/2014 at 2:15 am

    OMD Bacon…we cannot believe we have missed out on your fantastic posts for so long!! That text conversation with your mom was just priceless!!!
    Wally & Sammy
    PeeS: how did you convince your mom to give you a cell phone…ours refuses, she says we’ll run up a HUGE bill phoning and texting all our Blogville friends.

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:33 am

      Snorticles. Thanks so much for the kind comment!
      Well, you see texting is set up on dad’s i-Pad which we share. It helps that we have unlimited. You wouldn’t believe some of the conversations we have via text my friends. Shakes piggy head – they’re good. Stay tuned for future ones 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:34 am

      OMP (oh my pig!!) I love that. Do you think people will be fascinated with me wearing those at the beach? XOXO – Bacon

      • kolytyi

        05/08/2014 at 12:48 pm

        Not only people but other piggies, doggies, kitties, squirrels, snakies, elephants, fishies, and earthworms, too!

      • PigLove

        05/08/2014 at 1:17 pm

        Awesomesauce! I am so in then. Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Molly The Wally

    05/08/2014 at 5:33 am

    BOL BOL Speedos Bacon. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:34 am

      Thank you my friend. You have a great Thursday too! XOXO – Bacon

  5. onespoiledcat

    05/08/2014 at 6:30 am

    Mom knows best……..I’m thinking your best look might not be a speedo anyway!

    Hugs, Sam

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:35 am

      oh really? I’ve gotta find something for the beach. I gotta be able to strut my stuff. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    05/08/2014 at 6:51 am

    GAH! I’ve never seen either of those at Petco. *gulp*

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:35 am

      Darn. I gotta do some more research on this and see what I can find. XOXO – Bacon

  7. anotherday2paradise

    05/08/2014 at 7:04 am

    Hehehe. Thanks for the laugh. Speedos are not hot any more. Maybe a pair of baggies will look better on you. 😕

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 8:36 am

      WOW – Where have I been with my head in the sand for so long? Speedo OUT and baggies/shorts IN. Gotta find something to flatter my pot belly for the beach. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Reilly & Denny

    05/08/2014 at 8:46 am

    shorts we think – something very Hawaiian and tropical and don’t forget the banana boat sunscreen 🙂

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 9:15 am

      oohh yes! Thanks for the reminder on that. I would have forgotten! XOXO – Bacon

  9. hungryhungryhippo404

    05/08/2014 at 9:48 am

    Hehehe you’re a keeper you fabulous pig you! ❤

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 10:20 am

      aaww – thanks my friend. Wait until you see my afternoon post – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. evilsquirrel13

    05/08/2014 at 10:02 am

    I prefer heading to the beach commando. I think you’d turn more heads going au naturale than with the yellow speedo….

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 10:21 am

      hhhmmm – I wonder if I could get away with that. I’m off to check with daddy. It would be fun – so free. XOXO – Bacon

  11. easyweimaraner

    05/08/2014 at 10:04 am

    brother try the one and only Mankini of Borat, it’s perfect and you will be the eyecatcher on every pool!

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 10:22 am

      OMP (Oh my pig!) My eyes – my eyes – oh hilarious brother. That is too funny. I have to show everyone what you are talking about – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        05/08/2014 at 10:26 am

        Guess what? my mom bought that thingy at amazon. It was a birthday gift for my dad. Butt I never saw it on him…. wonder why…

      • PigLove

        05/08/2014 at 11:05 am

        Oh snorts! I almost spit all over my laptop. That is hilarious brother!! What color was it? I need to know this detail. I’ve GOT to get one for daddy as a joke. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        05/08/2014 at 11:16 am

        It was the neon colored thingy, same what Borat wore in his movie. Dad said it looks so weird and he totally disliked it as he saw that guy on the beach, that mom bought him one immediately. ( no idea if that’s a sign of true love lol)

      • PigLove

        05/08/2014 at 12:40 pm

        Snorticles. Just wait until mommy reads about this. She is so going to have to get one for daddy for a gag gift for their anniversary. OMP (oh my pig). You are great brother – thanks so much! XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        05/08/2014 at 1:02 pm

        Brother I guessed it: they MUST be related hahahahaha

  12. sue ellen

    05/08/2014 at 12:14 pm

    It hardly matters ‘what’ you wear….with your darlin’ buns all eyes will be on you!!!! However, may we suggest some shades and perhaps a straw hat…ya know…. kinda incognito … never know who will follow a cutie like you home to the Thompson Hotel….. 😉

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 12:41 pm

      oh squeal. You are so right my friend. I know once they lay eyes on me at the beach, it will be a tempting to want to come home with me 🙂 Thanks for reminding me of that. Pigcognito sounds best. XOXO – Bacon

  13. purrfectkitties

    05/08/2014 at 1:51 pm

    Bwahahahaha… you’re too funny, sweetie!! 😀 MOL xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      05/08/2014 at 2:04 pm

      Thank you my dear friends! XOXO – Bacon

  14. gentlestitches

    05/09/2014 at 6:03 am

    I deeply apologize for Australia inventing speedos and highly recommend the red shorts. 🙂

    • PigLove

      05/09/2014 at 8:08 am

      Snorticles! I’m going with shorts – or daddy likes the idea of me going commando as suggested by Evil Squirrel! XOXO – Bacon

  15. katsrus

    05/09/2014 at 2:06 pm

    That’s so funny. I like the pig shorts kolytyi found you.

    • PigLove

      05/09/2014 at 2:33 pm

      I really do too. I left it open on mom’s computer in hopes that she takes the hint 🙂 XOXO – Bacon


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