NFL Drafts

Today is the start of the NFL Drafts – yippee!!  Me and dad are super psyched!  What?  Can’t a piggy like football?  I’ll have you to know that my relatives come from a long line of playing in football.  We have gotten thrown around by some of the best of them out there – Joe Montana, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, Mike Ditka – just to name a few.  Oh those were the days of playing in the games – but that’s not what I’m here to discuss.

I’m here to discuss the new option that the draftees get to do this year.  If you get drafted, when you come to the front of the room to accept you get to have your own ‘theme’ music played.  Cool huh?  This is the first time they’ve done that on drafts.

So, my question to you is – what would be your theme music?  I’ve thought long and hard about mine.  I’ve provided a video for your amusement 🙂  You’re welcome.

 

Texts from Bacon

See during the day when mommy is at the worky place, I have a lot of time on my hooves.  I do maintain a schedule of certain items – like pampering myself, an eating schedule, certain shows I just have to watch and then there’s time…. lots of time.  I do a lot of thinking when I’m walking around the Hotel Thompson and overlooking my kingdom in my magical back yard.  Since Tiny my Bigfoot went missing over the winter months, there’s not a lot going on in the woods behind my house.  By the way – if you see Tiny please ask him to come back home – I miss him.

Here’s another great text between me and mom.  Mine are in blue and mom’s are in gray.  Enjoy my friends.

  UPDATE!

My brother Easy suggested the Mankini of Borat.  OMP (oh my pig) – my eyes!  Humans really wear this contraption – in public?!  Oh the nerve they must have!  All I can show you here is what the mankini looks like.  If you want to see it on a human, google it.  But I warn you, what has been seen can not be unseen – snorts.