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Dear Bacon

29 Apr

 

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What can I say? I’m a chick magnet. Every time I go through the park, the chicks follow me around. It kind of makes me feel like the Pied Piper but with chicks – bark. Signed The Dog

Dear The Dog,
Snorts. I have to admit that you are the dog my friend. Not only one or two chicks – you got the entire clan. Way to go. Don’t walk – strut – you are the dog!

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Oh surprise. Do you think the kids here will be able to guess what their new toy is? Rolls kitty eyes. This is only the beginning of the torture I’m in for. It’s time to get the nails out. Signed Surprise

Dear Surprised,

Let me start by saying yes it is awful that they ‘wrapped’ the kids new toy. But then again on the other hoof, that is so funny and cute. Just think how surprised the kids will be! Snorts. But I have to tell you, you have the patience unknown to me. They even wrapped your tail! You can’t really blame the humans. I mean, you did sit still long enough and allowed them to do this to you. Snorts

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Dear Bacon,
Meow. The humans have this game called Twister. They are in awe of it. What’s funny is the woman human bought this rug from the front room thinking it was just darling and it is. But all I can do is think of their Twister game. Purr thing on blue. Just wait until I stretch to the yellow or red dots. Insert evil purr. Signed Cat Twister

Dear Cat Twister,
OMP (Oh my pig!) You are so right. That rug does look like Twister in an off strange way. That is so cool. I think you should call in the dog, the humans and others in the neighborhood to play with you. It would be outrageous!

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Dear Bacon,
You’re really not the only one with skills my friend. Sometimes when the humans leave up their laptop, I jump on for a few. These humans are twisted. I saw a picture of them on line and I guess my face shows you what I think. My eyes are burning. Signed Shocker

Dear Shocker,

Snorts. Sometimes my friends you should just simply leave things alone when the humans are involved. What is seen can not be unseen.

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*Remember my friends, keep your pictures and questions coming. Send them to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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31 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Bassa's Blog

    04/29/2014 at 1:36 am

    I love the gift wrapped kitty picture!

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:07 am

      Isn’t he the best?! What patience he had to be ‘gift’ wrapped. Oh he’s going to have fun with that forever family – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. hutchagoodlife

    04/29/2014 at 3:00 am

    Brilliant as always. Have a fab day

    xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:09 am

      Thanks my friend. I’m working on your email πŸ™‚ Hopefully you will hear soon from me. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Nice piece of work

    04/29/2014 at 3:57 am

    chick magnet – rofl !!!!

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:09 am

      Snorts – yeah, I want to be that kind of chick magnet – double snorts XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nice piece of work

        04/29/2014 at 10:55 am

        You know, you’re really incredibly silly sometimes, B, and yet you never fail to make me laugh out loud.

         
      • PigLove

        04/29/2014 at 11:28 am

        aawww how sweet my friend. Thank you! XOXO – Bacon

         
  4. Molly The Wally

    04/29/2014 at 4:18 am

    BOL BOL funny and we loved Shocker. We are going to have to send you one Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:10 am

      aaww please do. The more the merrier my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. dezizworld

    04/29/2014 at 5:02 am

    Hav a Pawsum day Bacon!! πŸ˜€

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses β™₯β™₯β™₯

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:10 am

      You too my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        04/29/2014 at 12:30 pm

        β™₯β™₯ πŸ˜€ β™₯β™₯

         
  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    04/29/2014 at 6:38 am

    Poor, poor surprise kitty gift. That was a surprise on many levels…. Plus I hope it doesn’t give Mom any ideas… *gulp*

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:11 am

      Snorts. That’s *exactly* what I told mommy when we saw that letter. “Don’t get any ideas!”. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. onespoiledcat

    04/29/2014 at 6:59 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..hilarious – ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!

    Hugs, Sam

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:11 am

      Thanks my cousin. They are always fun to do! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Ann Koplow

    04/29/2014 at 8:39 am

    I LOVE this. Thank you!

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:50 am

      Thank you my friend for visiting. Tuesdays are my Dear Bacon issues and they are a lot of fun for everyone! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. easyweimaraner

    04/29/2014 at 8:50 am

    ha, I bet the kids will have no clue, what their new toy is! Hope they haven’t bought dog food :o) Have a funny tuesday brother :o)

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:51 am

      Snorts. That is so true brother. I can’t imagine being that still and being ‘wrapped’. Really? No way – only that purr thing huh? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. fozziemum

    04/29/2014 at 9:14 am

    Oh boy Bacon..if I tried to wrap the kitties here I would need to use my supply of Mickey mouse bandaids bwahahahaah πŸ™‚ hugs fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 9:33 am

      Snorts. Oh no! Don’t give mommy any ideas. She still *wants* to use one and hasn’t found a reason – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        04/29/2014 at 9:36 am

        Hhahahhaha they are selling like hotcakes here πŸ˜‰ hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        04/29/2014 at 10:04 am

        I can only imagine and I hope it continues. You know mommy has stock in Disney. More sales = more money to mommy = more snacks for this little oinker. Snorts XOXO – Bacon

         
  11. Lori Fontanes

    04/29/2014 at 2:40 pm

    LOL!!! Chick magnet! It was funny even w/o the chicks and then I saw the chicks! Thx for the chuckles!

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 4:31 pm

      You are so welcome my friend πŸ™‚ Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Pink Ninjabi

    04/29/2014 at 7:09 pm

    Love!

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 8:46 pm

      Aaww. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Nylabluesmum

    04/29/2014 at 9:11 pm

    Grrreat werdz of wisdom n advice…speshelly to dat last kitteh πŸ˜‰
    Lub lub lub ya ❀ ❀ ❀
    Yer **purr fing** Nylablue xxxxxxxxxx

     
    • PigLove

      04/29/2014 at 11:54 pm

      Aaww thanks my sweet purr thing. XOXO – Bacon

       

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