Today, we have a very special Dear Bacon issue – it’s called Dear Sammy. My cousin Sammy is going to fill in for me today and do his own edition. Be sure to go visit Sammy when you get a chance and tell him what a great job he did. Thanks cousin!!
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This is what I’m talking about. See, I’m so tough that the big kitties act like I’m not even there. They don’t mess with me, even when I growl at them. Can you control big cats too? Signed Ferocious Kitty
Dear Ferocious Kitty
I think you are obviously handling the big kitty situation at your house just fine. I can tell by the way those big cats are walking right by and NOT looking at you that they are truly intimidated by your presence. They hear your growl of warning and just keep on walking. You are destined for greatness – they already made the “The Lion King” but I’m thinking perhaps you could star in “The Ginger and White King”? Can I be your agent?.
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There’s nothing to see here. Really. I’m just massaging the dogs face. Yep. That’s it. Really. Signed Face Stomper
Dear Face Stomper
I’m not sure if that dog is so drugged up from whatever operation he had that caused him to have to wear the Cone of Shame that he doesn’t FEEL you there or if you truly are performing some kind of facial massage. But he doesn’t seem to mind either way so I say GO FOR IT. I’ve never been *that* close to a woofie before but ‘more power to ya’ is what I say.
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Dear Sammy,
Help. I’ve been mugged. The humans here have such a whacky sense of humor. What am I to do? Signed Puppy Mugged
Dear Puppy Mugged,
If I was in a bar (which I’m not) and I ordered a brewski (which I wouldn’t) and they served me with a mug full of adorable puppy like you, I’d be pretty darn happy (as long as I could train you to meow instead of bark of course). However, I would NOT leave the barmaid a tip. When a guy orders a brewski, he does not expect it to have eyes looking back at him!
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Dear Sammy,
Oh dear Lord. I am not a chia dog. The humans found this get up and took advantage of it. Help. Please. Signed Chi-Chia Dog
Dear Chi-Chia Dog
After I finally stopped laughing, I realized the only way to improve on this outfit would be if your humans had put orange sneakers on your feet… the non-clay-colored feet ruin the effect! I think your humans are si-si-si-silly!
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Dear Sammy,
Look closer. To the left. Down a bit. There you go. Signed #1 Hide and Go Seek
Dear #1 Hide and Go Seek
This is totally CUTE… but the more I thought about it the more I realized why it sort of creeped me out too… why? Because it almost looks like your little head is coming OUT of that bear’s belly (think “Alien”)!!! See what I mean? EEEEEEKKKK!!
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Remember friends – send your pictures and questions to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com – thanks so much!
guineapigsqueak
04/22/2014 at 2:13 am
That bear really is a bit creepy with you emerging from its stomach! Wheek!
The Pigs xx
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:33 am
It really is. I like Sammy’s advice in thinking Alien on that one. That’s exactly what stays in my mind now – squeal. XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
04/22/2014 at 3:43 am
BOL BOL funny mugged. Nice one today Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:33 am
aaww thank you my pal Molly. My cousin Sammy did an excellent job with these! Happy Tuesday! XOXO – Bacon
Animalcouriers
04/22/2014 at 6:08 am
What a great selection of Q&As – very funny 😀
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:34 am
Thank you my friend. Sammy did awesome didn’t he!? XOXO – Bacon
The Florida Furkids
04/22/2014 at 6:15 am
Great advice! That bear pic is VERY creepy!!! Good job Sammy!!
The Florida Furkids
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:34 am
Thanks! Sammy did an outstanding job with these letters – way to go Sammy!! XOXO – Bacon
Coccolino
04/22/2014 at 6:33 am
Ha! Sammy did a fine job, Bacon! Those were some tricky situations 🙂
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:35 am
Yes they were my friend! Sammy did fantastic with his answers. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
04/22/2014 at 6:37 am
Tee Hee……..thanks for letting me help with some of your fans’ requests for help Bacon. It was tons of fun!!
Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:35 am
You did an awesome job cousin! I hope that you would consider doing it again in the future for me You’re the best! XOXO – Bacon
Clowie
04/22/2014 at 7:16 am
Ha ha, that bear should have been in Alien.
Great job, Sammy!
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:36 am
Snorts – Sammy got that one right on the nail! Shivers. XOXO – Bacon
baileyboatcat
04/22/2014 at 7:33 am
Wow! Sammy did a pawesome job! I didn’t see the little guy on the white rug!
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:36 am
I almost didn’t myself without directions! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Marty the Manx
04/22/2014 at 8:29 am
Thanks Bacon! Sammy you did a great job!!!
Marty
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:37 am
Thanks my friend. My cousin had these down right on the nail didn’t he? He was great. XOXO – Bacon
Dianna
04/22/2014 at 8:37 am
Sammy (who by the way, just happens to be my boycatfriend) did a marvelous job helping these poor kitties with their problems. Way to go, Sammy! And nice to meet you, Bacon!
Love, Sundae
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 8:54 am
oohh squeal – that is awesome!! Thank you so much and it is so very nice to meet you my new friend. Me and Sammy are cousins so that makes us almost related as well 🙂 Sammy did an awesome job with my issue today! XOXO – Bacon
Kuruk
04/22/2014 at 10:08 am
Apaws, apaws Sammy! Woooowooooooooo
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 11:18 am
Wasn’t he great?! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
04/22/2014 at 10:11 am
hahahaha I agree with you, the non covered paws look hilarious :o)
Many thanks for your funny answers Dr. Sam :o)
Nylabluesmum
04/22/2014 at 11:59 am
Pawsum answerz to da questshunz!! Me n mum lub Puppy Mugged (can we haz a puppy Mum??) n Ch-Chia puppy iz so cute!!!
Wait, what Mum?? Oh cwap me haz to run Sammy n Bacon…me Mum wantz to put ME in a Chia suit too!!!
Nylablue O-U-T!!! 😉
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 12:40 pm
Oh snorts – I bet my little furry love kitty will look adorable in the chi-chi Nyla suit – squeal! XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Why are our mums weird with the puppy? My mom wants one too.
dezizworld
04/22/2014 at 12:03 pm
Dat’s pawsum Bacon and Sammy. Meez meweeked a fo times and mommy had a good laff. Hav a Pawsum day!!
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀
Dezi
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 12:42 pm
aaww – thank you so much my friend. This was a great issue that Sammy did. Have a terrific Tuesday. XOXO – Bacon
dezizworld
04/22/2014 at 4:16 pm
Yep Bacon it wus. Pawsum Tuesday tu you tu.
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀
Dezi
Nylabluesmum
04/22/2014 at 12:53 pm
Yow Bacon in fairness to me Mum she had a Chihuahua as a kitt n she holdz dem deer in her heart!! So dat iz why Puppy Mugged got her all eggcited…
Mum said she wuud putt Chihuahua in da Chia suit….bettur da poor pocchie den me….NEBER EBER EBER gonna happin here wif me 😉
~~head rubz~~ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 1:28 pm
aaww – we should dress up for Halloween together this year. It would be a blast! Will you be my Daphne and I’ll be your Freddie from Scooby Doo? >3 XOXO – Bacon
Kitty Cat Chronicles
04/22/2014 at 2:22 pm
Stopping over from Sammy’s blog – we enjoyed reading those “Dear Sammy” questions. They had us MOLing for sure!
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 2:56 pm
YAY! Glad you stopped by my friends. Have a terrific Tuesday! XOXO – Bacon
Misaki
04/22/2014 at 3:37 pm
Sammy did a fab job of filling your shoes Bacon. Lots of bol-ing here:-)
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 4:56 pm
YES! Sammy did a wonderful job my friend. Those were some really great letters. XOXO – Bacon
Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101)
04/22/2014 at 4:31 pm
We love Sammy and happy to see him share his wit and wisdom here.
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 4:57 pm
Thank you very much my friend! XOXO – Bacon
Jan K
04/22/2014 at 4:57 pm
Ha ha, I think Sammy was right about the alien bear! I’ll have to stop by here more often, because I don’t think I have any other pig blogs on my reader list. That seems like a must have.
PigLove
04/22/2014 at 4:58 pm
aaww thank you and welcome to my piggy page my new friend! XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
04/22/2014 at 5:33 pm
That poor chia pet dog. LOL. You did really good Sammy.
Sue B
PigLove
04/23/2014 at 9:08 am
He really did do awesome… I really hope mom doesn’t get any ideas over that chia doggy… I can’t be a chia piggy. Nope. Not going to happen. XOXO – Bacon
hutchagoodlife
04/22/2014 at 6:06 pm
What great advice from Sammy. Whee often think whee could give quite good advice but Mummy says whee would just eat the letters whee were sent. Silly Mummy, doesn’t she know efurryone emails these days?! And anyway, the compawter is much more difficult to digest!
Yours
The Voice Of Experience
PigLove
04/23/2014 at 9:09 am
Hey that sounds awesome – The Voice of Experience. If you are interested, why don’t you email me at baconthompson@gmail.com and let me know. I would love for you to have a guest appearance 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Kitties Blue
04/23/2014 at 2:02 pm
Excellent advice from our furiend, Sammy. We sure feel sorry for Chia dog. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
PigLove
04/23/2014 at 2:24 pm
Hiya new friends! Cousin Sammy did excellent with helping these poor anipals out. Great advice! Come back in the future – we always have Dear Bacon on Tuesdays. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/23/2014 at 2:14 pm
Me nott nose who diz Daffnee iz ..Scooby Doo?? Nope me not nose who ya meen…
Plus me n Mum NOTT sellybrate Hallowe’en cause me Jewish/Mewish….sowwy…iz long long storee..
Nutt me wuud dress-up in costume fer a Ball or pawty!
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/23/2014 at 2:26 pm
Most excellent! We don’t really do Halloween here either at the Hotel Thompson…. but we sure do the candy! Yummy noms. A costume ball huh? That would be totally fun. As far as Scooby Doo – that’s one of my all time favorite cartoons. I love them! There’s Daphne, Freddy, Shaggy, Velma and Scooby – a bunch of kids and the dog is Scooby. They solve mysteries. So much fun! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/23/2014 at 2:45 pm
Dere iz candee involved in Hallowe’en?? What iz it about Hu’manz, dere hollydayz n candee??? 😉
Aunti Judith bott Mum a ‘Hello Kitteh’ choccie kitteh n we nott sellybrate Eastur, MOL>>>any xcuse fer chocolate fer dese gurlz 😉
Me asked Mum ’bout da Scooby Doo n she showed me pix online….iz cartoon…now me seez….
Now me nose how me Aunti Amanda named her Corgi poochie Scoobie….iz bery cleer now!! MOL/PLOL.
Okayz Mum haz to go to Chiropracktur so me bee off here fer a while…catch ya sweetpiggieboy ❤
yer **purr fing** Nylablue 🙂
PigLove
04/23/2014 at 3:15 pm
Okay my sweet purr thing – give your mom a hugs from me. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/23/2014 at 5:47 pm
Me gave her sum guud ~~head rubz~~
She haz a bulgin disc in her Lumbarr spine n she iz in agonee.
We nott gonna bee around much me finkz….poor cwapped out Mum 😉
Lub ya Bacon frum Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/23/2014 at 6:22 pm
Oh no my sweet little purr thing. Head rubs both of you. We just have to hang in there together. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/23/2014 at 8:58 pm
Yow me nose yer Mum haz back isshuez too…diz iz nott guud fer dem…poor Hu”manz…
Mum haz 2 bulgin discz so she iz in dubble da pain 😦
Da Coe-deene iz werkin guud so she iz nott in so much pain tonite….
Lub xo Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/24/2014 at 8:32 am
I understand my sweet lovely. It’s not a matter these days if they are in pain but how bad the pain is that day. I’m glad your mommy got a little relief last night with the codeine. Love ya’ll bunches! XOXO – Bacon
Boomdeeadda
04/24/2014 at 3:46 am
I’m laughing like mad at the kitty message and had to pinn that one. Thanks to Sammy and all that advice, I also found a new blog to follow. See you around Bacon.
PigLove
04/24/2014 at 8:38 am
aaww – thanks my new sweet friend. We have a lot of fun on our Tuesday Dear Bacon issues. Us anipals have problems and need advice too – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/24/2014 at 1:29 pm
Mum iz hardlee bettur today. She lifted me out in Condo n she felt sumfing twinge bad…so me iz back inside. Mum haz to go back to Chiropracktur diz afternoon fer more adjustin n maybee he can make Mum a bit more comfy.
Mum iz one hertin unit me can tell ya sweetpiggieboy ❤
Much lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/24/2014 at 1:40 pm
Oh no. We don’t need our moms hurting. I’m hoping that the chiropractor can help her out today. Poor mom! I know you’ll take good care of her my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/24/2014 at 10:09 pm
Yow Mum came home lookin just as bad! She had sum suppa n more Coe-deene n she did go play sum Yoo-cur fer a while n now she iz back n habin tea n she lookz ruff….me gonna keep an eye on her tonite fer shure!
Much lub to me sweetpiggieboy
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/25/2014 at 8:22 am
Oh my love. I hope she is feeling better this morning. I hate it when moms are feeling bad. They keep everything together – don’t they? Hogs and Kisses my sweets!! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/25/2014 at 2:21 pm
Yow Bacon Mum had sum guud sleep n she said she feelz sumwaht bettur. She went fer a walk to see da Laundromat lady n to pick up a script n Tylenol n get summ air…she started out walkin guud butt when she waz comin hoome she waz limpin n holdin on to her cane fer deer life….
She told me she haz deep mussel pain in left thigh n rite groin….poor Mum…she iz grounded….
Me told her to rest fer today…maybee she can reed sum blogz 😉
Me finkz me iz holdin fingz together at diz point!
Mousiez!
Much lub frum me ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/25/2014 at 2:24 pm
Oh yucky. The deep pain that throbs and you can feel your heartbeat in – shakes piggy head. That pain sucks. There’s no other way to put it. I do hope she starts feeling a lot better soon my sweet purr thing. I will definitely be thinking of her tonight when I say my piggy prayers before bed time. XOXO – bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/25/2014 at 2:32 pm
Yow DAT iz da pain Bacon!!!! Poor Mum…she iz so tired frum da Coe-deene butt it helpz wif da pain…
Phankz fer sayin *piggie purrayerz*
Me iz shure dey iz werkin….little by little…
Much lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/25/2014 at 3:06 pm
aaww my Nylablue. Our mothers were separated at birth I believe. Mommy has that same pain that constantly beats in her hip. Your poor mommy 😦 I really hope she gets to feeling better this weekend so maybe you can go out into the condo and sun. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/26/2014 at 8:26 pm
Yow yer Mum haz da hip pain…mum callz it da ‘Tragickallee Hip’ hip…she had herz operated on back in 2005 n she haz speshell plastick type cover over da hip bone so da bone cuud not grow back…now if da Surgeeon cuud do dat wif her hole body 😉
Mum’z pain iz in her S-I jointz n Illiatic crestz n den shootz down da legz. her kneez are bone on bone so dere iz more pain n eben da anklez are hertin…den her shoulderz hab bone spurz n da elbowz….she iz a totall mess 😉
Me lubz her anyway.
As fer Sun…no Sun here fer a few dayz n chilli. No condo time. Just snuggling wif Mum singin da song of me peeple **sighz***
Much Lub frum me ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
04/26/2014 at 9:06 pm
Aaww. You’re poor mom. Bless her heart. It’s awful to feel pain every day and have no relief. I hope that she feels better soon my sweet purr thing. We had some sun today but it was HOT. The only good thing is that mom and dad brought me some shrimp home from their date night. The only way it would have been better if i shared it with you 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/26/2014 at 9:43 pm
Mum haz sum pain ebery day butt she takez her Tylenol n she can cope purrty guud. Diz iz sumfing bery different!! Pain all over n day after day n 2 bulgin discz…ya getz da piccie…..
HOT?? Ya had sum ‘HOT’??? Pawsum…me wuud settle fer lukewarm at diz point..it waz only 33 degreez today n we had wet snow!!! Da horroar!!!!!!!!
MMM shrimpiez…nommie guud 😉
Me wuud hab lubbed to share dem wif me sweetkindpiggieboy ❤
Lub Nylablue xxxxxxxx