Dear Bacon

15 Apr

20131208-210545.jpgDear Bacon,

I’m not saying that marriage is bad or anything but sometimes arrgghh. You see this is the missus on top of me. She fell asleep while sunning herself. There is no way I’m moving to wake her up. Not going to happen. Trust me, you would rather hang on for your dear life by your nails like me than to wake your other half. Signed Hanging On

Dear Hanging On,

It’s really sweet in a way my friend. Sure after a while you have no feelings in your legs and your nails feel like they are going to be ripped off, but at least you have your significant other. The one that makes you smile and gives you butterflies in your tummy. Just remember those things okay. Hang in there – snorts.


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I don’t know why the humans keep looking at me and calling for Fluffy. Fluffy is not here. In fact, there’s nothing to see here at all. No fluffy… I just have a really nice comfortable pillow. Signed Bewildered

Dear Bewildered,
Um…I’m going out on a limb here my friend but have you checked your so called ‘pillow’ lately? Does your pillow feel strange with fur, a heart beat and perhaps claws? You might want to double check that pillow – snorts.

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Dude, you gotta help a dog out. My humans read your blog. For some reason, it intrigues them. So much so, that they want a pesky little oinker like you – no offense. To make matters worse, they dress me up and tell me to act like you. I need your help. Their strange obsession is getting on my last nerve. Help. Signed Pig Want A Be

Dear Pig Want A Be,

No offense pal but you are just the cutest little dog in disguise that I’ve seen in some time. Heck, some would say that you are *almost* as cute as me… almost. I think your humans have a great sense of humor and they have great taste. What’s wrong in being a piggy? I can’t think of anything bad in my charmed life. Snorts.


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Never trust your brother – EVER! I should have known he was up to no good. He walked through the house with this can in his mouth and told me to come outside to see something. Yep I saw something alrighty. Confetti strings covering my head. The nerve. He does have to sleep sometime, right? Signed Stupid and Covered

Dear Stupid and Covered,

Aaaww dude – it’s kind of funny. So colorful and bright. At least he took you outside so your humans wouldn’t fuss. I’m so sure you can think of something to get even. If not, give me a call. I might be able to help you out 🙂


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21 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. MichelleMarie

    04/15/2014 at 2:59 am

    OH my this is the cutest! Dr. Bacon that was very funny the look on the dog on the left is priceless!

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 8:26 am

      Thank you my dear sweet friend. This is the highlight of my week when I do this Dear Bacon issue. XOXO – Bacon

      • MichelleMarie

        04/15/2014 at 11:10 am

        It’s very good and entertaining! I love all your furry friends! It feels like it should be Friday today or at least Thursday! 🙂

      • PigLove

        04/15/2014 at 11:10 am

        Amen to that! XOXO – Bacon

      • MichelleMarie

        04/15/2014 at 11:28 am


  2. Molly The Wally

    04/15/2014 at 3:59 am

    OMD she snorted tea up her nose reading those. BOL BOL funny, I mean serious post today Bacon. A pawsome collection of ‘Dear Bacon’. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 8:27 am

      Thank you my friend. These were exceptional this week. Have a great one. XOXO – Bacon

  3. easyweimaraner

    04/15/2014 at 4:12 am

    Poor Hanging On :o) Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
    Abraham Lincoln

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 9:04 am

      Snorticles. Mommy says she likes that. XOXO – Bacon

  4. onespoiledcat

    04/15/2014 at 6:19 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..oops…..I guess I kinda feel sorry for this whole bunch of pitiful creatures but I can’t help but giggle…..

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 9:05 am

      Snorts – I know! This was really and exceptional bunch of letters that I received this week. XOXO – Bacon

  5. fozziemum

    04/15/2014 at 6:49 am

    Oh dear poor Mr Lizard….what a predicament bwahahahaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 9:05 am

      Can you believe that mommy had the nerve to tell me that she can relate to Lizard sometimes when she is holding me… what?! She has to be joking, right? XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        04/15/2014 at 9:09 am

        Bwahahhah I am sure she meant it in a nice way Bacon..hmmmm bwahahaha 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xx

  6. Reilly & Denny

    04/15/2014 at 9:46 am

    how would the animal kingdom survive without your sage advice Dr Bacon 🙂

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 10:03 am

      aaww thanks my dear sweet friends. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    04/15/2014 at 1:20 pm

    BESTEST “Dear Bacon” eber!!!!!
    Can ya eemagin hangin on like dat lizerd???
    Me finkz da poochie bettur check hiz peellow….MOL
    Phankz fer da chucklez…now to da Vet’z…hahaha; NOTT!!!! 😉
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

    • PigLove

      04/15/2014 at 1:30 pm

      Don’t you worry my beloved. I would do the same for you as Mr. Lizard – ANYTIME! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Nylabluesmum

    04/18/2014 at 1:24 pm

    Phankz sweetpiggieboy who me lubz so much
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

  9. Pink Ninjabi

    04/18/2014 at 2:30 pm

    Sooooo hilarious!! Love your letter writing!!

    • PigLove

      04/18/2014 at 3:16 pm

      aaww – thank you so much my friend. XOXO – Bacon


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