Snorts – That Should Give Mom a Heart Attack

11 Apr

Poor mom.  I think daddy is actually trying to throw her over the edge.  I wonder if he’s taking out an insurance policy on her lately?  I must check this.  What?  I watch enough of crime television.  Snorts – I just joke.  We are looking for a new shower curtain for the bathroom.


Is it bad enough that he found this shower curtain on line? Can you imagine taking a shower and seeing this?  Or better yet, I can see mommy getting up in the middle of the night, going to the bathroom and seeing this.  I just *know* she would squeal louder than me.  Would you?

I mean it does have character – snorts – and it would be fun.  Daddy saw it and laughed like a little hyena.  Of course, he showed it to me.  I told him not to do it.  I gently reminder him of what happened a couple of weeks ago when he said “BOO” to mom.  We don’t want that to happen again now do we?

20140330-185106.jpgBut dad, he doesn’t learn.  He kept surfing the net and came across a floormat for the bathroom as well.  Shakes piggy head.  Daddy is so going to get in trouble.  This floor mat turns ‘red’ when you get out of the shower and water hits it.  Of course, thus it looks like blood… a crime scene if you will.

Between the shower curtain and the floor mat, I can see daddy getting knocked into the middle of next week – snorts.  But I have to admit, that floormat does look fun.

Have a great day my friends!


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34 responses to “Snorts – That Should Give Mom a Heart Attack

  1. digitalgranny

    04/11/2014 at 1:55 am

    Oh Lord I would walk in half asleep and wet myself before I sat on the potty.

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:49 am

      Evil snorts. That’s *exactly* what mommy would do. I’m tried to tell daddy that. But now, I think he’s on a mission. This could mean trouble here at the Hotel Thompson – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

  2. guineapigsqueak

    04/11/2014 at 2:11 am

    Terrifying! Squeak!
    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:50 am

      Snorticles. You know if daddy gets either one, I’ll probably be the first to forget about it, walk into the bathroom and squeal to the high heavens. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Molly The Wally

    04/11/2014 at 3:18 am

    LOL fit for CSI episode one in your crib. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:53 am

      Thank you my dear. Have an awesome Friday as well! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    04/11/2014 at 6:14 am

    We don’t agree on what is fun, B. If those are fun, what’s scary?? Yikes!

    Love and licks and *gulp*,

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:53 am

      Scary – shakes and shivers – you don’t wanna know in my crib – snorts! We watch a LOT of crime television and Who-Dun-Its here. These items would fit right in at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    04/11/2014 at 6:33 am

    That’s perfect! I love it! I saw they even sell towels in the same design.Maybe you can find an ole motel-sign too or you could buy a shower gel in a blood bag (amazon) :o)

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:54 am

      Oh Squeal! Maybe change the name from Hotel Thompson to the Bates Motel? Double snorts – I’m off to talk to daddy about this. Ssshh – don’t tell mommy yet. XOXO – Bacon

  6. fozziemum

    04/11/2014 at 7:07 am

    Good grief Bacon that’s some nasty bath stuff right there my friend…bwahahaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:56 am

      Tell me about it. Daddy is finally over the edge. Oh and snorts! I told him what you said yesterday about rubbing my belling the next time Hemi walks in the room and spelling D.A.D.D.Y. Double snorts – you should have seen his face. I told him that my friends say, “Don’t mess with the pig!” XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        04/11/2014 at 10:11 am

        Bwhahahaahahah good for you Bacon…Porcine Power Away…..*flies across the room because pigs can fly* hugs Fozziemum xx

  7. The Mad Hooligan Chronicles

    04/11/2014 at 7:51 am

    This sounds like something my hubby would do. Good grief! It would scare me to pieces! Ellie

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:57 am

      Snorts. Oh yes. We have a shower curtain currently with a giant Mickey Mouse on it – go figure. When mom half sleep walks to the potty in the middle of the night, that one scares the crap out of her. Just imagine this one – oh WOW! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Reilly & Denny

    04/11/2014 at 8:38 am

    that could be a cute mat with little wet hoof prints on it

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:58 am

      Oh snorts – maybe you’re right. Then it might look like I’m going to market – squeal!! XOXO – Bacon

  9. White Rabbit's Gallery

    04/11/2014 at 11:14 am

    Bacon, your daddy is too funny. Maybe you can tell him he can buy them but use it only on Halloween. lol! XXOO

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 11:29 am

      Snorticles. You mean ‘encourage’ him – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). That is a great suggestion though. I’m off to discuss this with him. Thanks my friend! XOXO – Bacon

      • White Rabbit's Gallery

        04/11/2014 at 11:49 am


  10. katsrus

    04/11/2014 at 11:37 am

    That shower curtain would give me a heart attack in the middle of the night. I like that mat. Have a good weekend.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 12:16 pm

      Thank you my sweet friend! It would definitely keep you on your toes – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  11. purrfectkitties

    04/11/2014 at 2:34 pm

    Bwahahaha… Oh My Cats! Your dad is sooooooooooo FUNNY! 😀 😆 😀 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 2:46 pm

      Snorts. Mom says he’s a treasure and you know what you should do to treasures – bury them – Double Snorts. Have a fabulous Friday! XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        04/11/2014 at 2:54 pm

        *Snorts* 😆 A happy weekend to you too! 🙂 xxx Roxy & Tigerlino

  12. mythreemoggies

    04/11/2014 at 4:15 pm

    Bacon we like your Dad’s sense of humour lol

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 5:00 pm

      Thank you my friends. Both of my humans are cracked – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Nylabluesmum

    04/11/2014 at 5:23 pm

    Yow yer Dad iz gonna be more cracked if he buyz da curtin n foootprintz….
    he shure haz a smackdown wish, MOL/PLOL!!!
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum too…..

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 7:26 pm

      Yes he does. He’s gotta learn that when he messes with mom, he messes with me. I’ll get him. I’ll “accidentally” step in his feet with my hooves. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  14. speedyrabbit

    04/12/2014 at 2:48 am

    Hehehe Bacon your Daddy is a naughty fellow,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      04/12/2014 at 5:18 pm

      Yes he is. Snort. XOXO – Bacon

  15. Nylabluesmum

    04/12/2014 at 3:07 pm

    Yer Dad iz treadin on thin ice…n if he getz too notty well ya can ‘tread’ on him 😉
    MOL…da man haz a deathwish…
    Lub yer *purr fing* Nylablue xoxoxo

    • PigLove

      04/12/2014 at 7:13 pm

      Yes he does. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Pink Ninjabi

    04/18/2014 at 3:31 pm

    Haha!!! Love both!!


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