I Can Spell Daddy

10 Apr

  Poor daddy.  Maybe he needs some lessons in spelling – snorts.  I’m not sure but as usual I’m getting ahead of myself.  Let me back up just a bit my friends.

This past weekend, my mom and dad went out unchaperoned again.  Sigh – you know this means trouble somehow someway – snorts.  It was early in the morning and when they came back they were groaning about being full.  Mom said she ate too much and dad was heading for the Mylanta.  Glutinous I’m telling you.  I mean *I* would never overeat… double snorts.  I don’t know where they get that from.

Later in the day, daddy was talking to mommy and he started spelling.  At first, I was like that’s great daddy.  You are really coming along with those big words.  Then I realized what he was spelling and I was like wait a minute.  He kept at it though, talking to mommy and spelling B-A-C-O-N.  Why was he spelling my name?

It didn’t make sense to me to spell out my name, rub their bellies and talk about how good it was.  This piggy was terribly confused during the conversation.  And then dad asked mommy if she took the picture and she said yes.  So then I just knew there had to be a picture of something on mom’s cell phone.  Then mommy mentioned my cousin Sammy  and how he has B-A-C-O-N every Saturday.  With this, I just *knew* something was up.

I mean Sammy eats bacon every Saturday and then it dawned on me.  They were eating P.I.G.  Gulp – that’s why daddy was spelling.  This can’t be good.  I mean daddy was like overjoyed about how something tasted so wonderful that morning.  What in the heck could it be coming from a P.I.G. that tasted good?  I couldn’t imagine… cause you know Hemi has bitten me before and then spit because I didn’t taste good.  So this little oinker had a mission to get ahold of mom’s cell phone when she wasn’t looking.

After she went to take a nap, I pignapped that cell phone and started reviewing pictures.  OMP (oh my pig!)  My eyes!  What has been seen can not be unseen now.  The horror of seeing this B-A-C-O-N that dad kept spelling out.  Not only was it pig but it was FRIED.  Thud – piggy down.  We are in the south and I know we fry everything but really people – bacon?!  I don’t know if I should be afraid for my life now here at the Hotel Thompson or slightly intrigued as to the taste – shivers.  Help me out friends.  Here is the evidence.



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42 responses to “I Can Spell Daddy

  1. purrfectkitties

    04/10/2014 at 1:06 am

    Oh My Cats!!! Run… hide… RUNNNNNNNNNNN, B-A-C-O-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 😉 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 2:25 am

      I’m hiding now. Sshh I think I’m safe under the bed. You don’t think they’ll see me hiney sticking out do you? XOXO – Bacon

  2. digitalgranny

    04/10/2014 at 3:06 am

    Oh no and leaving it on the cell phone where you could find it. Have they no shame???

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 7:05 am

      Exactly. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. hutchagoodlife

    04/10/2014 at 3:09 am

    Hide! Don’t let them take you!!

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 7:05 am

      Squeal. I’m on the run. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Molly The Wally

    04/10/2014 at 3:50 am

    OMD run hide Bacon….you know the story of Hansel and Gretal. Gulp this is a worrying development.
    Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 7:06 am

      I gotta come up with a plan my friend. I’m odd to develop one in my bedroom. XOXO – Bacon

  5. onespoiledcat

    04/10/2014 at 5:51 am

    Bacon my boy, trust me….you are NOT on the menu at Hotel Thompson….the piggies that we dearly love as food items are a WHOOOOOLE different critter than you are I promise! You’re way too huggable to be fry-able!

    Hugs, Cousin Sam

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 7:07 am

      Thank goodness for that cousin. Do your parent ever spell stuff out? XOXO – Bacon

  6. katiebblogs

    04/10/2014 at 7:33 am

    Bacon, is that why they say ignorance is bliss? Not knowing is better? I don’t know how to spell pig or bacon or anything so maybe you can unlearn some things! I am an ignorant and happily snorting pig that knows nothing about bacon 😉

    • PigLove

      04/18/2014 at 8:57 am

      This is true. I guess I know how to spell bacon because it’s my name and all over my bedroom. We may need to rethink that here at the Hotel Thompson huh? XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    04/10/2014 at 8:11 am

    Oh Boy! that sounds like my dad would eat hot dogs … maybe you could wear such a yellow sticker what says poison? or you could wear a fly agaric costume?

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 8:25 am

      Hey I like the way you think brother. That is so true. I’m off to make a sticker – highly poisonous… snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. fozziemum

    04/10/2014 at 8:21 am

    Bacon..revenge they name is porcine…may I suggest this….when daddy and mummy are in the room together and Hemi walks in..start spelling D.A,D,D,Y and rubbing your tummy….revenge is a dish best served with a side of Daddy bwahahaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 8:26 am

      Oh snap snorticles. That is the greatest!! I think I have a game plan now my friend. You’re the best! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        04/10/2014 at 8:30 am

        Anything to help a guy out Bacon 😉 Fozziemum xxx

  9. Reilly & Denny

    04/10/2014 at 10:26 am

    It is funny – Mom was just wondering the other day if your peeps would ever B-A-C-O-N 🙂 We are sure what they ate was that turkey bacon stuff and not piggy bacon at all 🙂 🙂 🙂

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 10:33 am

      Snorts. Let’s just say that they don’t eat P.O.R.K. here at the Hotel Thompson. What those two kids do outside of my place, I don’t know about. What I don’t know about makes me a happy oinker – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. evilsquirrel13

    04/10/2014 at 11:39 am

    You need to sell Daddy on turkey B-A-C-O-N. It tastes good, and no piggies were harmed in the making of it….. I think.

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 12:07 pm

      Sounds like a plan to me! I’m off to write that on the grocery list now. XOXO – Bacon

  11. guineapigsqueak

    04/10/2014 at 5:04 pm

    Uh oh, Bacon, that doesn’t sound good at all!
    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 6:40 pm

      Snorts. Mommy will protect me. No worries here. XOXO – Bacon

  12. katsrus

    04/10/2014 at 8:16 pm

    Never good when the parents spell stuff.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 9:31 pm

      No it isn’t. Especially when daddy spells. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Pink Ninjabi

    04/10/2014 at 8:32 pm

    Hilarious! And disturbing at the same time. 🙂

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:47 am

      Snorts – You know how I feel – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

  14. speedyrabbit

    04/11/2014 at 2:54 am

    Don’t worry Bacon,your Daddy would never hurt or try to eat you,he loves you to much,you’re his boy,but mumy did say that fried bacon is heart attack food so he shouldn’t have it to often,but the turkey version is much healthier,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:52 am

      I agree. Daddy jokes a lot but he would never hurt me… especially with mommy around – snorts. Mommy lets him eat that stuff only when they go out for breakfast. I gotta have daddy around for a lot longer… you know to pick on and get on his last nerves – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • speedyrabbit

        04/11/2014 at 10:43 am

        Hehehe you are cheeky Bacon

  15. Nylabluesmum

    04/11/2014 at 5:35 pm

    Okayz here iz da deel Daddy Thompson: BACON da piggieby iz ME piggieboyfurend n me iz furbiddin ya frum eber tryin to eat me boyfurend!! Gott it??? don’t make me come down dere n paw wahp ya ”Daddy T” 😉
    We do not eat bacon here cause we Jewish…say Bacon dat iz a guud reeson to haz me az a gurlfurend; ya neber haz to wurry me gonna want a ‘baconburger’ 😉
    Lub yer gurl Nylablue ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 7:30 pm

      That’s what I’m talking about! I’m going to go read this to him right now. I’m off limits on the table menu. That’s right daddy o. My girlfriend will whip your behinney! Thanks my sweet wonderful purr thing. You’re the bestest and I love you to the moon and back! XOXO – Bacon

  16. Nylabluesmum

    04/11/2014 at 7:42 pm

    😉 Me put da feer of Nylablue in yer DAD!!!! 😉
    Iz what me doez….me nott want anyone fryin up me boyfurend; NO WAYZ!!!
    Lub ya too me sweetpiggieboy
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 8:45 pm

      Snorts. He said he was out in his places by Nylablue. I told him he doesn’t mess with me. When he messes with the pig, he has to go through all my love ones. He’s scared now. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  17. Nylabluesmum

    04/12/2014 at 2:52 pm

    😉 GUUD!!! Den me job here iz dun!!!!
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

  18. Lori Fontanes

    04/12/2014 at 5:12 pm

    A pig that can spell–they have to save you, right?! 🙂

    • PigLove

      04/12/2014 at 7:15 pm

      My mommy will protect me. Daddy won’t dare mess with mommy. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  19. Three Well Beings

    04/13/2014 at 12:38 am

    Bacon, I’m with you. OMP!

    • PigLove

      04/13/2014 at 10:37 am

      Exactly! Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  20. FreeRangeCow

    04/14/2014 at 1:57 pm

    Close your eyes and breath deep, my friend. I can relate. They eat hamburgers like they are going out of style in my house. Jerks. ;oP

    • PigLove

      04/14/2014 at 3:04 pm

      You do understand me so well my friend! XOXO – Bacon


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