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Dear Bacon

08 Apr

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Dear Bacon,

Who says that the natural order of things in nature have to be that we don’t get along?  My name is Gull and this is my close pal Gator.  We’re like two peas in a pod.  We often play in the water like this.  Gator protects me from other things in the water and we have fun.  Can you believe that it actually blows peoples minds when they see us like this?  Signed Born to be Different

Dear Born to be Different,

Hey my friends.  I think that is absolutely wonderful to have that kind of friendship.  I’m sure the other animals in the water look at you like a two piece snack from KFC but as long Gator is there to protect you – awesomesauce!

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Dear Bacon,

The humans.  They will pay for this get up.  I feel totally ridiculous.  The nerve to dress me up as some kind of twisted frog.  I think the look on my face tells you everything you need to know.  Do you have any ideas on how I can get the humans back?  Signed Feeling Froggy

Dear Feeling Froggy,

WOW!  Now that is some sort of predicament my friend.  I feel you 100%.  Your humans really did have some nerve in dressing you like a Kermit want to be.  I don’t know whether to laugh or cry with you on that get up.  As far as pay back – evil piggy snorts.  The humans they do have to sleep at some point.  I’m sure you can think of so many different ways to bring down the wrath of Froggy upon them.  Just act innocent in whatever you decide.

P.S.  Can I borrow that outfit for Halloween?  Maybe I can snatch Miss Piggy with it.

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Talk about animal labor laws.  I often read about your life at the Hotel Thompson and how they make you ‘work for your food’ in a way.  Never complain again my friend.  My humans put me to work out in nature in concrete.  It’s a hard and tedious job… especially in this get up.  Help me please.  Signed Mason

Dear Mason,
Oh snap.  Your humans weren’t playing any games were they my friend?  Bless your little heart.  Not only did they dress you but you have to wear those indestructible contruction boots.  Shakes piggy head.  I’m so sorry pal.  I will *never* again complain about having to bring my dirty stuff to the laundry room.  Ever.

P.S.  Dad needs some help expanding the driveway.  When you get done with that project, can you help a human out?

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What?  Haven’t you ever seen a hamster with his lady working the pole?  Blonde is one of the best pole dancers out there.  I suggest this kind of get up for your bedroom pig.  You might get some girlfriends then.  HA!  Signed Boris

Dear Boris,

OMP (oh my pig!)  My eyes!  What has been seen can not be unseen.  We really don’t need to see this my friend.  Although daddy was interested in that pole action, me and mom are not – snorts.  Ya’ll carry on in the privacy of your bedroom.  And don’t worry about me and girlfriends.  I have one 🙂

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*Remember friends – keep your pictures and questions coming.  Send them to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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29 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Molly The Wally

    04/08/2014 at 5:13 am

    OMD Mason BOL ROFL funny. You just crack us up Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 8:10 am

      Thank you my sweet friend! Have an awesome Tuesday. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    04/08/2014 at 6:24 am

    OMG! Mason and Froggy – you guys look…. Um…. Great….? Whew. I’m glad Mom is satisfied dressing me in a tutu. Although I’m pretty sure I caught a glimpse of a bunny costume in the closet. *gulp*

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 8:11 am

      Snorts. Bunny costume huh? Do you know one time mom bought me some pink fairy wings. PINK fairy wings – did you hear that? XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. gentlestitches

    04/08/2014 at 6:56 am

    oh Bacon! You almost got in trouble but it is OK!

     
  4. Reilly & Denny

    04/08/2014 at 8:51 am

    Oh dear – those hamsters were crazy !

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 9:05 am

      Snorts. Daddy liked that one too. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. The Dancing Rider

    04/08/2014 at 9:15 am

    Bacon, you surprise us every week. I could not get over that first picture! And the second, of course is beyond cute! 🙂 POLE DANCING! LOL!

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 9:51 am

      Snorts. Thank you my sweet friend. These emails that I get every week are hilarious! I enjoy answering the mail so much. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. easyweimaraner

    04/08/2014 at 10:19 am

    aaah now I know why they call it AlliGULLtor :o) Brother can you send Mason to me? We need a new bathroom and before my dad starts a new DIY-Disaster, it would be better to hire a pro like Mason :o)

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 11:16 am

      You got that right! Dad needs to borrow him too. It looks like Mason has buckets of more experience than my dad would ever imagine – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. mythreemoggies

    04/08/2014 at 11:14 am

    OMG that animal labour one is hilarious x

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 11:46 am

      Snorts. I’ll never complain here again at the Hotel Thompson ever again. PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. purrfectkitties

    04/08/2014 at 1:55 pm

    Oh My Kats! Le’ts hope Gator NEVER gets too hungry… MOL 😉 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 2:50 pm

      snorts – you got that right! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Nylabluesmum

    04/09/2014 at 5:27 pm

    Yah Bacon haz a gurlfurend what iz me n no pole dancin goin on here…we iz more reefined den dat!!! Da nerve!!
    MOL/PLOL ya shure got sum funny 4 leggedz diz time Bacon…
    Much lub frum yer *purr fing* Nylablue Sweet Feet ❤ ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/09/2014 at 7:22 pm

      Snorticles. Da nerve for real. But you know what my sweet purr thing. I’m not going to pole dance for you but I will twerk with you. PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). You game? XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. Nylabluesmum

    04/09/2014 at 7:44 pm

    Hmmm me nott shure me iz built fer twerkin. MOL…butt we cuud give it a try if ya wnat 😉
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/09/2014 at 9:28 pm

      Snorts. Too funny my love. We would be just fine together. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Nylabluesmum

    04/10/2014 at 2:33 pm

    Me wuud prefurr to waltzy wif ya…me not built fer jivin anymore 😉
    wE cuud slow dance; swaying to da musick….

    Diz more me speed Bacon me lub!
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 2:37 pm

      oohhhh squeal – I am *so* in my darling. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Nylabluesmum

    04/10/2014 at 5:51 pm

    Yow diz iz lubly; ya n me slo dancin n whispurrin ‘sweet nuffinz’ in each other’s earz…
    Me lubz ya me sweetpiggieboy!!!
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 6:42 pm

      Oohh squeal. Back at you my sweet love. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Nylabluesmum

    04/11/2014 at 5:11 pm

    *whispurrz more sweet nuffinz to Bacon*
    Let’z go play tag okayz sweetpiggieboy??
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/11/2014 at 7:23 pm

      Yes!! I’ll meet you in our daisy field and chase butterflies? I’ll be the one calling you my sweet purr thing. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Nylabluesmum

    04/12/2014 at 2:56 pm

    Yow okayz let’z go chase da butterfliez Bacon me sweetpiggieboy…..
    ❤ Nylablue ❤ yer *purr fing*

     
    • PigLove

      04/12/2014 at 7:11 pm

      Sounds glorious!! Afterwards I will brush you down and give you hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. Nylabluesmum

    04/12/2014 at 7:36 pm

    MMMMMM pawsum Bacon *battz eyez da ya*
    Me Bacon iz so guud to me 🙂
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
  16. FreeRangeCow

    04/14/2014 at 2:02 pm

    “My eyes! What has been seen can not be unseen.” True dat, home-slice!

     

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