Rainy Weather – Yuck

07 Apr


I admit that *most* of the time, mommy calls me sweet Bacon.  I mean what’s not to love, right?  I just walk around the Hotel Thompson snorting and grunting – you know being me.  I sit on the sofa with mommy to get snuggles and love while watching television with her.  Nothing wrong with that at all.

But on the other hoof, there are times when my inner pig comes out… you know the one that’s so uncharacter of me… deviled Ham.  Shivers – he’s a mean guy.  And when he comes out, I can’t help it.  Honestly.  See this past weekend was one of those situations.  Evil deviled Ham came out.


Everything was going good Friday morning until around noon and then something started that was awful.  You see I blame Mother Nature for this part.  It started raining.  I’m not talking about raindrops falling on your head cute kind of rain.  I’m talking about raindrops falling on your head would give you a concussion because it was so strong and would knock you on your hiney.

And rain… well rain makes me just a tad little bit ill and moody.  I have found that the only thing I can do to make it better is to go asleep.  So I slept a lot until mommy got home.  Then, I got into trouble.  You see while mommy was fixing my dinner, deviled Ham snouted her ankles and stepped on her toes with his hooves.  Mom compares this to stepping on a Lego toy.  I don’t know about that personally but mom squealed really loud and wasn’t too happy.  Mommy also said I fussed a lot Friday night and wouldn’t go to bed like I should that night.  Snorts – probably not mom because I slept all day!

Saturday we woke up to more rain.  Stop it Mother Nature!  After breakfast, I went back to bed in order for deviled Ham not to come out.  All was well until the purr things entered *my* sanctuary called my bedroom.  I woke to find a gazillion of their toys all over me in my toddler bed.  Of course, I went and told mommy.  She told me something about sharing.  I saw her mouth moving but all I heard was blah, blah, blah.  Of course that got me into trouble because I wasn’t paying attention.  Later in the day, there was a small misunderstanding about the piggy gate – snorts.  Daddy left it open and I took advantage of it going into the kitchen and eating all of the purr things Iams food.  That’ll serve them right.

And Sunday…. Sunday wasn’t much better.  More rain… lots of it…. torrential buckets falling from the sky.  Rolls piggy eyes.  Why is Mother Nature tormenting me like this?  I went down for a nap mid-day.  During that time, dad fixed himself a peanut butter sandwich and put it on a tray in the front room.  First off, let me tell you about this snort of mine.  I can smell food cross state.  While daddy was in the kitchen fixing a drink, deviled Ham came out and knocked over the tray taking off with said peanut butter sandwich down the hall.

Sigh… and today… today is not much better – more rain.  Someone help a pig out and make it go away please.  I mean it’s so bad this morning that daddy put floaties on mom’s Smart car before she went to the worky place.  I’m trying to convince daddy to start building an ark.  It’s bad my friends.


Posted by on 04/07/2014 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl


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51 responses to “Rainy Weather – Yuck

  1. katiebblogs

    04/07/2014 at 12:39 pm

    Hey Bacon, I mean deviled ham, GOOD FOR YOU! That’s what I say. A pig’s gotta do what a pig’s meant to do, right? And that’s scoop up all the food, whosever food, you can find 🙂

    • PigLove

      04/18/2014 at 8:58 am

      This is true. Mom has a deadset rule here at the Hotel Thompson. Don’t eat in front of the pig unless you plan on sharing. Daddy just hasn’t caught on to that rule yet – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    04/07/2014 at 12:59 pm

    It seems that “deviled Ham” is herbal, it needs rain water to grow, what Mother Nature sent to you… so, Mother Nature has to send new fod for the Purr things and she owes you some peanut butter sandwiches (with interest)… btw: hope the cat food was tasty, brother :o)

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 1:32 pm

      Snorts. The cat food is tasty. Of course, not as good as some of the things mom gives me out of the ice box but not bad at all. I highly recommend the trying. Of course, mom and dad fuss at me… they say I’m going to start meowing instead of snorting. Silly humans. XOXO – Bacon

  3. KDKH

    04/07/2014 at 1:26 pm

    At least your alter ego gets a cool nickname…

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 1:33 pm

      Snorticles. You think? He gets me into trouble an awful lot. XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 1:33 pm

      Snorticles. You think? He gets me into trouble an awful lot. XOXO – Bacon

  4. andy1076

    04/07/2014 at 1:31 pm

    I’ve been getting nothing but rain since Saturday, heck even I’m close to pulling out my own pitchfork! (grumble)

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 1:34 pm

      We are so alike my friend. I can’t stand this weather. I really need Spring here … like yesterday! XOXO – Bacon

      • andy1076

        04/07/2014 at 2:15 pm

        We better get a long hot summer to recharge our batteries! :O

  5. onespoiledcat

    04/07/2014 at 2:16 pm

    So how was that peanut butter SAMMICH Cousin Bacon? HMM?? When it rains, we get bored – it’s as simple as that. I have the same problem…..and it’s raining here right now BUT no peanut butter in sight for me. Guess I’ll just nap!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 2:59 pm

      Snorts – that peanut butter sammy was awesome! So delicious – and kidnapping it made it even better… so deviled Ham says. Daddy made sure I was down for my nap today before he got his lunch – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Reilly & Denny

    04/07/2014 at 3:20 pm

    Maybe you could take up swimming bacon…..use up some of that energy you have. We know – bad idea right – we HATE water too

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 3:44 pm

      ooohhh shivers. You know that rain water is cold. I’m trying to behave today. It’s really, REALLY hard but so far, so good. XOXO – Bacon

  7. peacelovenwhiskers

    04/07/2014 at 3:56 pm

    Did you send rain here? It’s supposed to be nasty tomorrow and its unwanted. Take it back. :p

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 4:45 pm

      Snorts… I still have it. You know what they say – share and share alike – double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Nylabluesmum

    04/07/2014 at 5:30 pm

    OKayz me iz gonna do me ‘stifflegged stomp’ fer stoppin rain n snow!!! Here me goez!!! **doez fancy jig**
    Now me gonna haz a talk wif Mother Nature: Enuff Mother Nature wif da stoopid rain; Bacon n hiz 4 legged zn 2 leggedz DO NOTT live in da RAIN forest!! So get a grrrip Mother Nature beecause me iz furry angree wif ya rainin on me parade aka Bacon me sweetiepiggieboy!!!
    DAT shuud werk fer ya sweetiepiggieboy 🙂
    Lub lub lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 5:59 pm

      Aaww. I think it worked. It’s stopped raining when mommy came home from the worky place. It’s a good thing too because I think Albert her smart car was getting water logged. I love you my sweet purr thing!! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Genevieve Petrillo

    04/07/2014 at 6:23 pm

    You may not like rain, and your parents may not like rain, but Deviled Ham seems to LOVE rain. It’s a great opportunity to be naughty and drive everybody crazy. Fun!

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 6:44 pm

      That is true. It does make deviled Hams day to come out and shine. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. katsrus

    04/07/2014 at 8:20 pm

    Bacon my kitties don’t like that heavy rain either. And they get bored too. And then the mischief starts. LOL. I hope the rain goes away soon. Hope you enjoyed that sandwich? Can’t be left alone at our house. They go missing if Cashew kitty is around. LOL.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 8:31 pm

      Snorts. WE are so alike!! XOXO – Bacon

  11. Pink Ninjabi

    04/07/2014 at 8:31 pm

    On the other hoof is so delightful as well as your writing brings the biggest grins you face. Thank youuuuu for being you. Snort.

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 8:53 pm

      Aaww. Piggy blushes. Thank you so much my dear sweet friend. Hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

      • Pink Ninjabi

        04/21/2014 at 10:06 pm

        HAHAHAHAH.. I have a friend with a white labrador.. I now wonder if that’s what she thinks to herself too, puppy version when she does.. 😀

  12. evilsquirrel13

    04/07/2014 at 10:36 pm

    You go, Deviled Ham! I like a little evil in everyone!

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 11:10 pm

      <>. Snorts. I’ll tell mom you said that. XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        04/07/2014 at 11:11 pm

        LOL! I’ll bet she would really freak if a squirrel ran across her feet!

      • PigLove

        04/07/2014 at 11:16 pm

        Snorticles. I bet she would start praying hard – that’s for sure. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Nylabluesmum

    04/07/2014 at 11:10 pm

    Diz zi grrreat newz!!! Maybee KATGOD herd me?? Let’z hope so! Me can bee bery furroshuss when me haz to bee 😉
    Lub ya sweetpiggieboy frum yer *purr fing* Nylablue ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      04/07/2014 at 11:15 pm

      I love it that you would fight Mother Nature for me. She does need a good butt kicking. It never rained again after mom got home. I even behaved the rest of the day. It helped because I kept picturing my butt kicking purr thing. Hubba hubba. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Basil

    04/08/2014 at 4:41 am

    Score on getting the sandwich!!

    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 8:10 am

      It was delicious! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  15. gentlestitches

    04/08/2014 at 6:33 am

    You were just getting a bit cooped up because of the rain and you couldn’t get outside exercise! Any way, no one is perfect, that would be worrying!

    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 8:12 am

      That is so true Auntie Sharon. You are so *good* to me. The voice of reasoning! I was much better yesterday. I didn’t get in trouble at all and deviled Ham never came out to play. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. AND it was still raining.

  16. Misaki

    04/08/2014 at 11:54 am

    BOL I think your devilish side needs to be a bit more sneaky and subtle so he doesn’t get caught getting up to mischief lol

    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 11:58 am

      Tell me about it! It’s hard to hide a 45 pound deviled Ham though – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  17. speedyrabbit

    04/08/2014 at 1:32 pm

    got you cheeky MOJO on eh Bacon?hehehehe,xx SPeedy

    • PigLove

      04/08/2014 at 1:37 pm

      Oh no – not me Speedy. It was deviled Ham – snorts. XOXO – bacon

  18. Nylabluesmum

    04/09/2014 at 4:23 pm

    Me nose KAT FUU Bacon n me use it when needed…diz waz one of doze timez!! Mother Nature needz to stop messin around wif me sweetpiggieboy n hiz furamily fer shure….so reeleeved da rain stopped n Devilled Ham went to sleep 😉
    Lub yer ❤ purr fing<3 Nylablue xxx

    • PigLove

      04/09/2014 at 4:31 pm

      Yes ma’am. The rain finally stopped but it’s still a bit chilly willy here. I’m hoping things settle. They say this weekend is suppose to be beautiful. I can’t wait! XOXO – Bacon

  19. Nylabluesmum

    04/09/2014 at 4:37 pm

    Same here Bacon ‘chilli willi’ here so NO patio fer me til Furiday or Caturday!!! We can wait rite??
    ❤ Nylablue ❤

    • PigLove

      04/09/2014 at 4:57 pm

      I can wait forever with you at my side my sweet purr thing – nuzzles up next to you. XOXO – Bacon

  20. Nylabluesmum

    04/09/2014 at 9:22 pm

    Snugglez close to sweetpiggieboy….mmmmm diz iz lubly!
    Yer *purr fing* Nylablue ❤
    Pee ess: Mum eated all da yoogurt covered pretzelz……MOL….

    • PigLove

      04/09/2014 at 9:29 pm

      Really? Snorts. They sound delicious my sweet purr thing. I’m glad she enjoyed them. XOXO – Bacon

  21. Nylabluesmum

    04/10/2014 at 2:24 pm

    yah Bacon she said dey waz nommie…today iz da nuttz…..say Bye Bye to dem….
    Me iz waitin fer da cheeze…me liked da cheeze spread…mmmmm dat waz nommie…
    We lubz our pressie!!
    Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 2:35 pm

      I’m glad my sweet purr thing. It is very tasty morsels in those boxes. That’s for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  22. Nylabluesmum

    04/10/2014 at 5:45 pm

    BERY tastee Bacon…Mum sayz jelly slicez are next 😉
    ~~head rubz~~ Nylablue ❤ ❤ ❤

    • PigLove

      04/10/2014 at 6:41 pm

      Those are moms favorite. Mmm good! XOXO – Bacon

  23. FreeRangeCow

    04/14/2014 at 2:03 pm

    But they bring May flowers. ;oP

  24. mythreemoggies

    04/20/2014 at 2:58 am

    We are expecting rain in the UK today just when mum is about to do her first half marathon 🙂


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