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Dear Bacon

18 Mar

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What? We were playing really hard outdoors. My friend Tinker got tired. I thought I would carry him back indoors to his mommy. I wasn’t hurting him or anything – honestly. We are just good buds. Signed Friendly Coon

Dear Friendly Coon,
aaww – Isn’t that very nice of you. I bet ya’ll have a great friendship. Tinker must love and trust you so very much. It’s nice to see that kind of friendship these days.

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Dear Bacon,
Have you ever just stopped and had a great time? Sometimes life is just way too complicated. Every once in a while, we just need to stop and pounce in the leaves to let go of a little steam. It’s great therapy. Have you ever played with the leaves and let go of a little steam? Signed Pug Happy

Dear Pug Happy,
OMP (Oh my pig!) You look so happy there jumping in the leaves and letting go of your ‘steam’. I have played outside in the leaves once or twice. Now that I think of it, it was a great way to have fun and let loose a bit. I did have a great time playing with mom. You are right – carry on my friend and have a wonderful time!

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How humilating. My human not only took this picture but pinned it on Tumblr. Good grief. Will this humiliation ever end? Trust me, I’m two steps from going hostile back there with my human daddy. It may not look like it to you, but inside I’m steaming up like a volcano. Signed Dash

Dear Dash,
You know I like to look at the bright side of problems my friend. For instance, look at you – you don’t have to walk when you can be carried. 🙂 No, not buying that one huh? Okay, think of the brighter picture. Instead of pinning it on Tumblr, your human mom could have made Christmas cards out of that picture. 🙂 You gotta see the good in that, right? I say go for it and think positive. It could always be worse – really it could.

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Dear Bacon,

I’m not really eating my dad. I’m waiting for him to give me some positive reinforcement. You don’t believe me? You see, I watched a special documentary on National Geographic this past weekend. Lion fathers let their children do this to them and in return the dads scream like they are being hurt. This teaches the young on what to do. I was just testing this theory. I guess it doesn’t work on pooches. You think? Signed Toughie

Dear Toughie,

No my friend. I don’t think it works on your kind. But you know what? I think you look so cute and adorable. Really I do 🙂

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I.am.so.done with this weather. I live in Georgia for Pete’s sake. It’s not suppose to snow here. And this year, it seems like Mother Nature is trying to make up for it. I’m so ready to hit the water and do what I do best – bask in the sun and fish. Are you with me? Signed Captain Sulley

Dear Captain Sulley,
Snorts. I know you in real life my friend. I’m game for ‘basking in the sun’ anytime you and your family go out. I’m just …. tapping my hoof… waiting for my invitation. And of course by invitation I mean to bask in the sun not for the main meal – snorts. Carry on my friend and have fun!!

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Remember my friends – keep your letters and pictures coming. Send them to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. digitalgranny

    03/18/2014 at 1:07 am

    Love the raccoon carrying the kitty in.
    You give such good advice sweet Bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 8:32 am

      Thank you dear friend. I really do try to help out my anipals. They mean the world to me. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/18/2014 at 6:33 am

    Poor little Dash. I think the pouch would be a little less humiliating if it weren’t for the goggles….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 8:33 am

      Snorts – I thought the same thing. I guess if he gets too miffed, he might make a drizzle back there – double snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. fozziemum

    03/18/2014 at 6:57 am

    I agree with Cupcake ….poor little Dash 😉 Bacon always great advice….what advice do you have for a middleaged woman who while munching her rocky road chocolate could not figure out why the dang nougat bit was so hard…only to find it was a front tooth off her upper denture…I have become as we say here a Bogan….google it you will understand…Toothless in Australia xxx

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 8:34 am

      OH NO! You poor dear you. We can’t have you toothless my sweet friend. I hope you can get that fixed and that there is not too much pain. Poor baby… off to check bogan. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        03/18/2014 at 9:01 am

        Bwahhaahh no pain the joy of dentures!!! just the agony of having to go out in public tomorrow looking like a bogan hahahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
  4. Molly The Wally

    03/18/2014 at 7:06 am

    BOL funny Dash cracked us up. Nice one Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 8:34 am

      You have a great Tuesday my dear Molly as well. I’m having a Dash kind of day. I personally am being lazy and would like mommy to carry me around on her back – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Reilly & Denny

    03/18/2014 at 8:10 am

    Poor Dash – I think a good slow pee trickling down over his Dad’s butt would stop such humiliation 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 8:35 am

      I thought the same thing! Double snorts rolling around laughing. Now *that* would be the ideal picture for a Christmas card! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. easyweimaraner

    03/18/2014 at 9:15 am

    aaah now I know what it means to talk somebody’s ear off :o)

     
  7. Misaki

    03/18/2014 at 11:50 am

    Poor Dash, I feel for him

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 12:05 pm

      I know, right? Poor little fellow. I just hope he doesn’t have to go really quick. It could be an eye opener for his human – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. purrfectkitties

    03/18/2014 at 4:03 pm

    Oh My Cats! Poor little Dash! He should take some embarassing photos of his humans and put them on Tumblr too! Like when they are coming out of the shower… naked… 😆 That will teach them a lesson… 😉 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

     
    • PigLove

      03/18/2014 at 4:03 pm

      Snorts! I love that. That would teach them… makes personal note for future escapades here at the Hotel Thompson – evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • purrfectkitties

        03/18/2014 at 4:10 pm

        Bwahahahahaha…. 😉 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

         
  9. Three Well Beings

    03/20/2014 at 12:24 am

    You are so wise and compassionate, Bacon. No wonder you have so many friends!

     
    • PigLove

      03/20/2014 at 8:38 am

      aawww – You are too kind to me. Thank you so much my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       

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