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Pineapple and Daddy

24 Feb

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As some of you know, I have a love/hate relationship with my daddy.  I mean he loves me and I love him but it’s nothing like the love me and mom share.  Can you relate?  We tolerate – yeah that’s a good word – tolerate each other.  He takes care of me during the day and I like to think I take care of him during the day too.

Well, this weekend we were outside playing around.  I was down in the yard of the magical back yard and he was with me with mommy up on the deck.  Just for a moment, deviled ham came out in me.

  I tried to hide him back inside of me… you know sweet bacon.  But, it just wasn’t going to happen.  Sigh – deviled ham came out full force.  I looked at daddy and all I could see was a target.  I know I shouldn’t but it happened.  I stomped my hooves, ran around the magical back yard and at full force slammed into daddy who was kneeling over weeding.  For a big ex football player, he fell hard with a good thump.  Maybe that’s because he wasn’t expecting me… you think?  Then that old meanie deviled ham did something terrible.  He grabbed daddy’s pant legs and started pulling.  I thought for a minute deviled ham was going to pull off daddy’s pants in the backyard.

But then, daddy did the strangest thing.  He said really loud, “Safe word is pineapple – PINEAPPLE”.  He kept repeating pineapple.  Shakes piggy head.  Can you believe that?  Even when deviled ham is trying to play, daddy still thinks of food.  And mom says my mind is a one track way with food.  Snorts.

With daddy screaming pineapple and deviled ham snorting, this got mom’s attention on the deck.  Mom said those words that everyone hates to hear.  The full name – shivers.  She yelled out, “Bacon Porkchop Thompson, you get up here NOW”.  Oh snap.  That’s right – deviled ham snapped right out of my inner body and sweet bacon came out pronto.  I stopped, put my tail between my legs and slowly stomped up the board to the deck.  Man, I was in trouble.  The full name followed by NOW.

I got up on the deck and mom fussed at me.  I mean really fussed.  What was I thinking?  I can’t play rough like that, etc.  I tried to tell her it was deviled ham.  She didn’t have any of it.  She sent me to my bedroom… you know pay the time for the crime.  Shucks… it was all in good fun.

But, I went to my room.  I hope mommy fed daddy some pineapple.  He seemed like he really wanted some.  And don’t worry, dad wasn’t hurt.  He thought it was kind of fun too.  We made apologies later in the day and all is good now.

But you see, that deviled ham is evil.  Do you have a deviled ham?

 

 
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79 responses to “Pineapple and Daddy

  1. Ray Laskowitz

    02/24/2014 at 1:06 am

    I think your daddy is going to turn you into deviled ham if you aren’t careful. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:13 am

      Shivers. That’s a scary thought. I really hope not. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. digitalgranny

    02/24/2014 at 1:19 am

    Ali says yes she has a deviled ham who climbs the walls and the drapes.

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:14 am

      Snorts. I’m glad I’m not the only one with an alternate twin. It’s scary at times. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. fozziemum

    02/24/2014 at 2:51 am

    Oh Bacon!!! naughty you ….you know dad may be channeling his inner Aussie bloke who has a thing for Ham steaks and pineapple……you sail close to the wind my friend 😉 poor dad….hugs Fozziemum xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:15 am

      Nods head. I know. It was a huge mistake. Dad just looked like a bullseye target and that mean deviled ham came out. I know he shouldn’t have. Sigh. I have a lot of making up to do. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 3:19 am

        Hahahhaha I think you do sweet Bacon….you don’t want dad having to get a inter-porcine order out on you…..20 feet at all times….I am sure daddy understands..maybe your’e hitting puberty…goodness me ….:) hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 6:37 am

        I piggy swear Fozzie. Deviled Bacon thought he was a target. It was all in good fun. Really. I wouldn’t have hurt him … Maybe pulled his pants off just playing. Really. But did mom really need to go all full name on me? XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 6:39 am

        Hahaahahaha yep the full name shame….all a misunderstanding Bacon 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 6:42 am

        It had to be. Mom went all full name on me outside in public. I could just hear the neighborhood kids going, “Oohh Bacons in trouble”. So embarrassing. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 6:57 am

        Oh dear …funny thing is I use Forrest full name when I loves him big time! even sing it to him 🙂 “Forrest T.S.Green sexy baby” hahahahaha did you ever watch the The life of Garp” ? hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 8:17 am

        Aaww. No I’ve never seen that movie. Maybe I wasn’t in trouble then. Maybe mommy was just loving me? XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 8:21 am

        Hahahaah no it’s a good movie Robin Williams is in it..his name is T.S.Garp…whenever anyone asks him what the T.S. stands for he changes it…terribly sad,terribly sexy etc so I kinda gave Forrest the T.S so he can be terribly smelly,terribly sweet,terribly sexy hahaahah 🙂 it is a quirky and fun movie I think you’d like it 🙂 and ahhhhh I think mum was maybe not meaning it in a good way! hahahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 9:10 am

        I’m going to have to see if this is on Netflex. If it is, I will put it in my que so we can watch it. Totally neato! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 9:20 am

        Haahahaahha I am sure you will enjoy it …nite my friend :0 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 9:27 am

        Sweet dreams my dear heart. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 9:31 am

        Awww you make me blush 🙂 pop over and listen to my boys and their music my friend they play on the 27th and it will be a great night ..it’s on my bloggie :0 hugs and loves to you sweet Bacon…xxxxx

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 9:47 am

        Will do! Can’t wait to hear it. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/24/2014 at 9:50 am

        Thanks Bacon 🙂 they play on the day their singer from their previous band hung himself, the day before my eldest birthday..in 2009 he was only 20 …such a sad waste of a young life…so they celebrate life and music on this day…with the new singer they had…they haven’t been together for three years this is very special and we think of Nick and hope he is at peace. I am off now…boys have had their tinkle and I have the bed to myself as hubby is interstate with work….woo hooo 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xxxxx

         
  4. hutchagoodlife

    02/24/2014 at 3:00 am

    Oh dear! How naughty! Mummy sometimes calls us devil piggies when whee are being extra badly behaved!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:17 am

      I’m so glad to seen deviled ham gets around. He’s an awfully bad bloke. That’s for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Deborah Boza Valledor

    02/24/2014 at 5:42 am

    Hahahaha…oh Bacon…we are still laughing at “Deviled Ham”! Is that the same as when SHE tells me that I’m “full of the devil”? Sometimes I just can’t resist pulling every single pillow onto the floor…yep, I think that just might be Deviled Ham! Bark Bark Bark

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 6:38 am

      I know. Shakes piggy head. Sometimes my deviled ham comes out and I just can’t stop him. Usually I’m sweet Bacon. Oh well. I got a lot of making up to do today. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    02/24/2014 at 6:18 am

    Yikes, B. I think you scared the pineapple out of your dad. Plus I hope he will give you some pineapple sometime (when you’re not trying to eat his pants). It’s delicious!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 6:39 am

      Me too. It sounded like daddy really liked and wanted some of his pineapple. Heck, once he mentioned it, I kind of wanted some myself. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. gentlestitches

    02/24/2014 at 6:35 am

    HaHa!!! You pulling Dad’s pants and him yelling “Pineapple” and Mom yelling “Bacon”.
    Fozziemum made me laugh too. Hamsteaks and pineapple!!!!! Don’t worry, I prefer falafel but it still sounds funny. Be careful of poor Dad. Poor man trying to do garden work and you bowl him over. HaHaHa. Our joint gets pretty raucous too sometimes! 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 6:44 am

      It was a matter of time. Deviled Bacon hasn’t made an appearance in some time. He does come out at the most awkward of times. Can you believe I got sent to bed early without a bedtime story? The horror! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • gentlestitches

        02/26/2014 at 2:45 am

        OMG!!! porcine miss treatment!

         
      • PigLove

        02/26/2014 at 8:10 am

        I think you said it!! That is so true. XOXO – Bacon

         
  8. onespoiledcat

    02/24/2014 at 7:16 am

    No deviled ham here but definitely a deviled Sam !!! 😉

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 7:19 am

      Snorts. That alter ego gets around doesn’t it? XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. easyweimaraner

    02/24/2014 at 7:53 am

    hahahah Bacon, that was a tackle (or a piggle?) The staff has such a word too: Bananas :o)

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 8:18 am

      Snorticles. It has to be fruit huh? Maybe it matches the humans? I’m not sure. Daddy once upon a time played football. I was trying to show him my moves. They seemed to work. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        02/24/2014 at 8:25 am

        Absolutely, brother. Bet with you we had more fun at the last superbowl :o)

         
      • PigLove

        02/24/2014 at 9:16 am

        Snorts. Yes we did! XOXO – Bacon

         
  10. Reilly & Denny

    02/24/2014 at 8:00 am

    oh my – you would be in trouble here – (deviled) ham and pineapple are one of our Dad’s favorite food!!!! If he was yelling pineapple you would be hoof stompin up in the hills until he calmed down!

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 8:58 am

      Snorts. I was in the pig house – similar to the dog house – for a while. I’m normally sweet Bacon. Honestly I am. But this weather lately has me all out of whack. Saturday it was beautiful – almost spring like. Wednesday they are predicting snow again. See, it wasn’t totally my fault. Honest. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Molly The Wally

    02/24/2014 at 8:07 am

    BOL funny Bacon Porkchop Thompson. Speedy has nominated you for our regular guest spot Share It Sunday. You don’t need to do anything just email us a link to the post you’d like us to host and we will do the rest and you can also choose who to nominate for the week after. We are at mollyDOTthewallyATbtinternetDOTcom. If you can send us the link we will have it ready for this Sunday.
    Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
  12. sheilaenglehart

    02/24/2014 at 8:25 am

    Everyone has a little deviled ham in them! Sometimes we just need to let it rip. No harm, no foul.

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 9:16 am

      Exactly my friend! I like the way you think! XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Pix Under the Oaks

    02/24/2014 at 8:45 am

    Can’t imagine what came over you Bacon! And sent to your room too! And oh yeah I have a deviled ham!!

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 9:17 am

      See, it’s good to know that we *all* have that side that we try to keep under wraps. I’ve been watching way too much of the Olympics. I was thinking that mom might hold up a score card with a 10 on it. I mean really, I did knock daddy down – TOUCHDOWN! Oops sorry, wrong sport with the olympics – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. The Dancing Rider

    02/24/2014 at 9:31 am

    LOL! You go, Bacon! Glad daddy was ok though. Looks like mom took care if it pronto, though. :/ Off to the bedroom for you Bacon! Must say the way you told it, who would not have been tempted?! 🙂 All in good fun, and you’ve made up with daddy.

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 9:49 am

      Yes, shuffles feet. We made up. Mommy made me apologize last night. All is now well at the Hotel Thompson. But like you said, how could deviled Bacon *not* do it? It was like a target, right? XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. mythreemoggies

    02/24/2014 at 10:18 am

    Yes we can relate we all prefer mum to dad as she is a walk over 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 10:27 am

      There you go. Same here – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 1:12 pm

    OMP n OMK!!!No wudner h=ya got da fullname treetmint n sent to da room no in big truuble….me hopez singin da “I Am Sorry” song diz mornin werked n da humblin yerself n piggie lickin too!!!
    Sumtiemz dat devilled ham just kinds popz out…me haz sum in me too..me haz no teefiez butt me triez to nom on Mum…she sayz me haz sum guud pressure wif jaw n gumz n me haz left indent in her fingerz 😉
    If me triez to snap at her she doez the whole name too n me nose me bettur stuff dat ham back in….da other fing me doez iz me arguez wif Mum…Beein part Siamese it iz just naturalle …me “eeowwz” n mum responz n me sassez her back n it will eskey-late into a BERY loud Meezer yowl in Mum doin her best Garbo voice n Aunti Reeni (our nayburr rollin on florr wif laffter lissenin to us…) Me getz sent to da bedroom ALOT….
    Funny fing Bacon: It iz MUM who comez to apaulogize to me, hehehehe!!
    Hu’manz are so cute aren’t dey??
    Did yer Dad get hiz **PineApple**??
    Lub Nylablue…
    Pee ess: me had Mum make a bed fer ya in case ya had to book a quik flite up here 😉

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 1:17 pm

      Snorticles. Now you know. It was big time trouble. But this morning, the song absolutely helped! I snuggled and talked to mom, try to sing off key. She laughed a lot. I’m hoping now she forgives me. Mom tells me I fuss at her when I walk through the living room snorting and grunting at her. The humans think *they* can ignore us to get us back. My mom can’t even ignore me that long either. She comes to me usually first. Thanks for making the bed for me. It was definitely a close call my Nylablue. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. I’m not sure if daddy got any of that pineapple or not. It sure does sound good to me right now. 🙂

       
  17. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 1:13 pm

    OH OH OH me had a thott Bacon! Tell yer Dad ya waz playin ‘Interactive Bowlin”……Ya waz da ‘bowlin ball’ n Dad waz da “Pin”… 😉
    Yah dat shuud werk ….
    Nylablue xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 1:18 pm

      Snorts. That should work! You think of everything! I shall tell him that this afternoon and see what he says. I thought football was a good excuse. I mean he makes me watch it with him every fall. I thought perhaps he was missing it and would be proud of my ‘touchdown’. PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. speedyrabbit

    02/24/2014 at 1:14 pm

    hehehe that is what my mummy calls naughty cheekiness,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 1:19 pm

      Snorts. She would be right my friend. Deviled ham was very, very naughty. It’s a good thing he doesn’t come out much these days. XOXO – Bacon

       
  19. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 1:30 pm

    Yow touch DOWN iz rite Bacon….make shure to give yer bestest piggie grin to Dad….xplain to him ya waz helpin him wif da football playz cause da seeson iz over….. 😉

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 2:10 pm

      That’s it exactly! I will go talk to him now since he seems to be snoring in the front room – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  20. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 1:32 pm

    😉 Bollywood lovey dovey songz ALLWAYZ werk here fer me!!
    Me keep da ready in case sumfing goez wrong…
    Keep singin Bacon keep singin…Mum’z heart will go melty soon…
    Lub Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 2:10 pm

      I do believe it’s working my little friend – thank you!!! She called home at lunch time and tried to sing to her over the phone. She got all gushy. XOXO – Bacon

       
  21. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 2:20 pm

    😉 Rite on Bacon rite on….keep up da singin…ya will haz her calm n furgivin in no time…
    Oh n me figured out what ya can tell Dad!
    Bemember how on New Yeer’z dere iz all dem “BOWL” gamez?? Bet yer Dad watchez dem…..
    So-o tell him ya waz purracticin to play da “PineApple Bowl” wif him…. now DAT shuud impurress him enuff he fergetz da indignitee of ya sackin him n tryin to fumble da pantz……MOL 😉
    Me Mum iz laffin so hard her eyez are leekin….
    hehehehehe..
    Lub Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 2:23 pm

      OMP (oh my pig!) That is the MOST excellent idea! I can’t stop snorting. That is it – ya’ll are so smart. That’s what I’m going with – that’s so true. Thank you!! I’m off now to talk to him about the PineApple Bowl – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. What would I *ever* do without you two??

       
  22. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 2:43 pm

    Yow Bacon me n Mum iz happy to help…it came to us in a flash…like a bolt of lightnin…
    We wish ya guud luck wif da PineApple Bowl chat 🙂
    How can he not beelieve dat???
    **blushie earz**
    Me n Mum iz bery humbled by da compleemint…..
    Phankz Bacon
    Lub Nylablue n Mum too xoxoxoxo

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:03 pm

      🙂 Did you see my 10 facts about me on my posting from your award today? Looks around innocently. XOXO – Bacon

       
  23. peacelovenwhiskers

    02/24/2014 at 3:18 pm

    Oh my goodness…the deviled ham comes out in the purr things here…boo gets called his full name boudreaux Allen and yesterday buggy was being naughty so it was Andrew Allen.

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:22 pm

      Snorticles. Dontcha just *hate* the full names. Thank goodness Deviled Bacon doesn’t come out very often. XOXO – Bacon

       
  24. peacelovenwhiskers

    02/24/2014 at 3:19 pm

    I think our safeword is kibbles.

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 3:22 pm

      snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  25. Nylabluesmum

    02/24/2014 at 3:30 pm

    Yow me must reed yer new bloggie…on me way…
    Nylablue =^,,^=

     
  26. White Rabbit's Gallery

    02/24/2014 at 3:53 pm

    Hilarious! OMG! Bacon, that Deviled Ham is such a naughty little piggy. Glad both you and dad lived through this–naught Deviled Ham. 😀 XXOO

     
  27. meretn

    02/24/2014 at 7:14 pm

    Oh, way too cute!!!

     
    • PigLove

      02/24/2014 at 7:22 pm

      Thank you my friend. I think I’m back on the good list now. XOXO – Bacon

       
  28. Lori Fontanes

    02/25/2014 at 7:34 am

    Oh, *that’s* where deviled ham comes from! PS, my mama used to do that three name thing, too. Guess it works for all kinds of critters!!!

     
    • PigLove

      02/25/2014 at 7:38 am

      Oh most definitely. You know you’re in trouble when you hear that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  29. Misaki

    02/25/2014 at 10:43 am

    LOL Bacon! I play rough with my daddy but he never finds the need for a safe word!

     
    • PigLove

      02/25/2014 at 11:04 am

      Snorticles. I know, right? My humans are strange, especially daddy. XOXO – Bacon

       
  30. FreeRangeCow

    02/25/2014 at 6:41 pm

    Literally LOL….oh my gosh!

     
    • PigLove

      02/25/2014 at 6:45 pm

      Wish you could have been there Chloe. It was a snort of a good time. XOXO – Bacon

       
  31. Traveling Cats

    03/02/2014 at 6:32 am

    Coming over from Molly’s blog. Nice to meet you 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      03/02/2014 at 7:04 am

      Aaww. Hello my new friend. It sure is nice to meet you. Hope to hear from you again soon. XOXO – Bacon

       
  32. Laika

    03/02/2014 at 11:12 am

    Hi popped over from Molly the Wally. Nice blog-post. Very funny. Have a great day.

     
    • PigLove

      03/02/2014 at 2:05 pm

      Thank you so much my new friend. I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       

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