Standing in Line

22 Feb


 All I have to say is thank goodness this little piggy is house trained and I have a huge magical backyard.  I don’t think I could take standing in line to go tinkle.  Mom said that humans even stand in line for this.  WOW – bless your hearts!  I guess we need more trees for you humans.  Snorts



Posted by on 02/22/2014 in Bacon


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51 responses to “Standing in Line

  1. digitalgranny

    02/22/2014 at 1:06 am

    Oh my!!

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 1:19 am

      Snorticles. Looking at that picture just makes you have to go doesn’t it? XOXO – Bacon

  2. fozziemum

    02/22/2014 at 4:45 am

    Bwahahhhah poor babies…I see other trees but I haven’t got the heart to tell them 😉 hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:08 pm

      Oh yes. They have tunnel vision to the closest tinkle space. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        02/22/2014 at 6:12 pm

        It’s all a desperate struggle for a wee…..hahahahah Hugs Fozziemum xxx

      • PigLove

        02/22/2014 at 6:34 pm

        Yep it is. We have one potty in our house. You should see mom and dad doing their dances fighting for it. Snorts. Now that is something I need to video tape. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        02/22/2014 at 6:52 pm

        Hahaahaahah we luckily have two..otherwise their may be trouble….never good standing in line for a tinkle!! hugs Fozziemum xxx

      • PigLove

        02/22/2014 at 7:03 pm

        No it isn’t. And daddy tells mom the poopy dance takes precedence over the tinkle dance everyday. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        02/22/2014 at 7:11 pm

        Oh I agree…that’s a dance that can backfire…literally…..hahahaha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        02/22/2014 at 7:56 pm

        Snorts. You said backfire. PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        02/22/2014 at 9:25 pm

        Oh yeah I did bwahahaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

  3. purrfectkitties

    02/22/2014 at 5:46 am

    😆 MOL 😆

  4. gentlestitches

    02/22/2014 at 5:55 am

    HaHa!!! They are much more polite than the critters here!!!!

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:09 pm

      Same thing here. Dad says that humans do this too. Funny humans. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Lori Fontanes

    02/22/2014 at 6:35 am

    Patience *is* a virtue. (They are certainly pretty virtuous, I guess!)

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:10 pm

      PLOL. Patience is something that even humans lack at times. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Reilly & Denny

    02/22/2014 at 6:59 am

    chuckles – definitely more trees are needed 🙂

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:10 pm

      Yes they are. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Pix Under the Oaks

    02/22/2014 at 8:07 am

    This is funny! AND you have just sparked a wonderful memory of my Mom.. ♥ She always said she had to tinkle. I haven’t heard someBODY say that in ages Bacon.. 🙂 Thank you!

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:04 pm

      🙂 I’m so glad it brought back memories for you. My mommy always says that. I guess she’s old school. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. speedyrabbit

    02/22/2014 at 9:01 am

    hehehe that is to funny,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:04 pm

      Can you imagine if humans did that. Oh snap. They do. PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

  9. evilsquirrel13

    02/22/2014 at 9:02 am

    The good thing about using a tree is nobody will yell at you for leaving the seat up…

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:05 pm

      Snorts. That is so true. I hear mom fussing about that. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Mags Corner

    02/22/2014 at 9:12 am

    Oh, my goodness! We are happy we have lots of trees, we couldn’t wait in line that long. Hugs and snout kisses

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:05 pm

      Snorts. There’s lots of them in my magical back yard. XOXO – Bacon

  11. easyweimaraner

    02/22/2014 at 9:58 am

    Oh wow, so much dogs and only one pee-tree! That reminds me of rock concerts, where you have to wait with narrowed legs for eons till the honey bucket guy says : out of order friends, try the next, please…

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:06 pm

      Snorts. Oh that would be awful for the humans. Mom already complains about doing the tinkle dance. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        02/23/2014 at 10:49 am

        the worst is that the play always the wrong music for the tinkle-dance at rock concerts LOL

      • PigLove

        02/23/2014 at 11:53 am

        Snorts. This is true. So very true. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Nylabluesmum

    02/22/2014 at 12:10 pm

    Yow Bacon: Sumtimez me jumps up on da closed tawlet n Mum doez a potty dance fer me…when she threatenz to use me litterbox me jumpz off quick tho’…me cuud not bare the thott of Mum squattin in me box…it doez make fer a funny eemage in me mind tho’ 😉
    Lub Nylablue xxx

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:15 pm

      Snorts. That would be too funny to see mom use your box. I think I’ll mess with mommy the next time she goes to the human scratch room. XOXO – Bacon

  13. The Dancing Rider

    02/22/2014 at 1:01 pm

    LOL! This is priceless!

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 4:07 pm

      Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  14. katsrus

    02/22/2014 at 6:11 pm

    Looks like a long wait. LOL. Hope your having a great weekend.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 6:35 pm

      Fabulous full of snuggles and treats. Hope yours is the best as well. XOXO – Bacon

  15. Nylabluesmum

    02/22/2014 at 7:57 pm

    Yow Bacon dat wuud bee furry funny!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!
    “What Mum?? No me nott tryin to get Bacon in truuble…me still recuperatin here…”
    MOL/PLOL shhhhh we nott tell me Mum okayz??
    Lub Nylablue xxx

    • PigLove

      02/22/2014 at 8:07 pm

      Got it. I’m ready and planned the next time she goes in there. Our little secret. I’ll let you know what happensXOXO – Bacon.

    • PigLove

      02/23/2014 at 11:55 am

      Uh oh. Got in trouble yesterday with dad. Wait until you read about it tomorrow. We all went outside into nature. Leave it to this little oinker to get in trouble. Snorts. Hope you’re feeling better today my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Misaki

    02/23/2014 at 4:32 pm

    hahahaha love it!

  17. Nylabluesmum

    02/23/2014 at 6:24 pm

    Yow did ya fool yer Mum??
    Oh what did ya get in truuble fer when ya went outside?? Oh oh shuud me send yer Mum an apaulogee email??
    Lub ya, Nylablue =^..^=

    • PigLove

      02/23/2014 at 8:16 pm

      I’ve got some major making up to do. You know how you know you are in deep trouble when your mom used your whole name? Shivers. Mom used my entire name outside. Shuffles feet. I was just having fun with daddy. Honestly. XOXO – Bacon

  18. Nylabluesmum

    02/23/2014 at 8:29 pm

    Oh deer Bacon…me nose dat feelin…when Mum sayz “Nylablue Sweet Feet Theilheimer-DeJonge” me nose it iz time to crawl under da bed….wanna come stay fer a while?? Me haz 6 bedz ya can chose frum n under Mum’z bed n lotz of toyz n we can get ya sum pigg chow…
    Tell yer Mum me waz partlee to blame cause of da tawlet idea…me iz sowwy me gotcha into truuble….
    Pleeze Miss June do not ground da Piggie boy…purrleeze ‘he iz just a paw boy frum a paw furamilee’….
    Lub Nylablue xxxxxxx

    • PigLove

      02/23/2014 at 8:32 pm

      Oh Nyla you are so sweet to me. This had nothing to do with the bathroom. Shakes piggy head and blushes. This was unfortunately all me. I can’t be trusted outside. That’s it. I’m blaming nature. Mommy yelled my full name “Bacon Porkchop Thompson” so loud outside that I think every kid in the neighborhood knew this oinker was in trouble. I’ve been trying to kiss up to mom today. XOXO – Bacon

  19. Nylabluesmum

    02/23/2014 at 8:44 pm

    Oh nose da full name…not guud…Me wunderz what ya did….butt me will wait fer da bloggie….It cuud hab bin Nature; it can make us 4 leggedz a bit weerd…. go wif dat Bacon!!! Me cuud put one of me fave Bollywood songz here fer ya n ya cuud sing to yer Mum Karryoakee style…ya me will do dat!!!!
    Me Mum n me lubz Bollywood n sum of da lyrickz iz not quite rite so dey iz funny…we need sum funny…off me goez to find da I am Sorry song…
    Lub Nylablue xxxxx

    • PigLove

      02/23/2014 at 8:47 pm

      Thank you my friend for your help. I’ll tell you I was trying to help daddy. But you know how my deviled ham side comes out. Nods piggy head. Yep. Deviled ham came out for just enough to get in me trouble. XOXO – Bacon

  20. Nylabluesmum

    02/23/2014 at 8:56 pm

    Okayz da song iz up on da silent Sunday bloggie…guud luck Bacon!! Me iz rootin fer ya!!
    Devilled ham can pop out frum time to time….

    **paw patz** frum yer lubbin Nylablue ❤

  21. FreeRangeCow

    02/25/2014 at 6:43 pm

    YES, BACON! Not everyone gets to poop wherever they want in the backyard! ;oP

    • PigLove

      02/25/2014 at 6:46 pm

      Looks around. Poop outside in nature. Surely you are joking. This little piggy is house trained. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • FreeRangeCow

        02/26/2014 at 10:55 am

        Perhaps you have blogged about this, but how do you housebreak a pig? Is it like a litter box? #SeriouslyCurious

      • PigLove

        02/26/2014 at 11:03 am

        I was potty trained the first week mom adopted me 🙂 See, I’m a smart piggy. She trained me like you would a pooch. Put me on my potty patch (which I keep in my bedroom – it’s kind of like a grass mat). She would then tell me to go, persuade me and when I did she acted like a crazy person telling me how good I was. I’ve been using it every since. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon


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