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The Revenge of Mother Nature

19 Feb

I want to start by saying that I live in the south right here in good old Georgia, about 20-25 miles from Atlanta.  Winter months are not usually that bad for us.  We may get cold but nothing drastic.  Some years, we can even still wear shorts and sandles in so called winter months.  This year though, Mother Nature has been playing games with us and not in a good way.  Shame on her – bad Mother Nature.

A couple of weeks back, I got to see my first snow.  Yep, I said first snow.  You see, I’m only two years old and up until that point, this has been a no snow zone here in the south.  Then, the weather people called for snow.  We were hesistant in believing that it might actually happen.  In the past, the weather people have yelled snow and then we ended up with nothing.  You know, kind of like the Fairy tale about the boy yelling wolf for nothing.

But this time, the weather people were right. It did snow.  We got maybe two inches – three inches max in some places.  And remember I said we lived in the south.  Well that 2-3 inches literally shut us down.  In the south, we can’t deal with snow… or ice… or really cold for that matter.  Our highways looked like parking lots with abandoned cars.  Heck, mom’s worked even closed down for non-essential personnel for two days.  I wasn’t upset.  A – I’ll take mommy at home any day with me.  And B – we all bundled up, watched television and ate like there was no tomorrow.  It was great for this little oinker.

Then almost a week later, the weather people on television went a little bizarre.  They kept reporting that we were going to have a storm that could be catastrophic.  What?  Do you know I had to look up the meaning to that word.  The dictionary says it means: “Involving or causing sudden great damage or suffering”  Really?  Surely you joke Mr. Meterologist.  It can’t be that bad.  Right?  Suffering and all – Mother Nature you wouldn’t, would you?

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So mom goes to work last Tuesday and around noon she gets word that her office is again going to be closed Wednesday and Thursday due to the inclimate weather.  She looked outside and it was beautiful.  Not bad really for winter. But she was all for it.  Heck, she considered herself lucky because she was already scheduled to be off Friday.  We were all excited knowing mom was going to be home for FIVE days with us.  Joybells.

The next morning, we all woke up early for some reason.  There was a sound that woke us but none of us could figure out what it was for a few minutes.  Then, we realized what it was.  Around 8:30AM, our power went off.  Uh-oh, this can’t be good.  But hey, it’s gone off before so it’ll be back on soon.  It happens.  We’ll give it an hour tops.

Mom looked out the back door into my magical backyard and saw this in the picture to the left.  It makes me shiver just looking at it and remembering.  It was C.O.L.D.  And no, I didn’t want to go outside and play in.  Shakes piggy head forcefully.  I learned a valuable lesson the last time with the snow.  I don’t like it.  It’s pure and simple.  And this, this was snow mixed mainly with ice.  Yuck.  So mom thought heck if this is what the backyard looks like, what in the world does the frontyard look like?  I’m glad you asked because mom took pictures there too.

20140216-182624.jpgJust looking out the front door, what caught mom’s attention right off were these lovely icicles.  Notice how long they were.  Notice the tree that looks like it’s leaning like the Tower of Pisa.  Notice the ice/snow wonderland?  Rolls piggy eyes.  Wonderland – snorts.  This can’t be good.

I looked at mom and oinked.  I had too.  My miniature pot belly tummy was rumbling. What?  I’m a pig.  It’s what I do and I hadn’t had breakfast yet.  I looked at mom and snouted her ankle.  She looked at me and said, “Bacon, this is not going to turn out good.  Mark my words little piggy.”

I had no idea what she was talking about.  I just wanted my morning breakfast followed by a little television and a little snuggling.

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 So mom finally got the drift after taking this last picture of icemageddon take two out front of the Hotel Thompson.  Also by this time, dad had emerged from the bedroom and thankfully his belly was hungry too.  He looked at mom and asked her what was for breakfast.  I learned something new this date.  No power means no homemade spinach omelet for me which mom sometimes makes for me on her off days.  No power also means no lights.

But mom, she has skills.  She went into the kitchen with her little lantern and whipped up an amazing breakfast of tuna fish sandwiches with chopped up green olives and spicy pickles.  And no, she’s not pregnant – snorts.  That’s how mom rolls and fixes our tuna sandwiches.  And let me say, it was delicious.  Chef Emeril Lagasse would have been so proud of mom and her creation of breakfast.  She gave me and the purr things, Hemi and Mouse Girl, little plates as well.  It was most excellent.  Also no power means not being able to see to wash dishes but she did well.

Do you know what else no power means?  No television.  No cable.  No internet.  Now we are talking about hard times. Do you know what else makes it worse?  No heat.  If I wanted all of this, I would live in a barn somewhere on a farm.  I’m not that type of pig.  I have a certain quality of life that I have grown accustomed to – stomps hooves.

So, we sat in the front room and did something the old fashioned way.  We talked.  Without emails, without texts, without telephones – just talked.  That lasted for all about ten minutes – Snorts.  It was starting to get cold so I jumped on the sofa with mom.  I was fine there with mom but she got cold.  So she threw the two purr things on the couch with us for extra heat.  I told you mom was smart.  So there we were all bundled together wrapped in blankets.  We fell asleep.  What?  What else was there to do?  We all had full bellies.  It was kind of a competition at that point to see who could snore the loudest.  I think daddy beat me.  Yep, that was it and I’m sticking to that comment.

We all woke up a bit later hoping that the power would be back on but it wasn’t.  I can’t explain to you what a disappointment that was to us.  The temperature  was dropping fast in the Hotel Thompson.  We snacked on Cheez-Its for lunch.  Again no power afterwards.  We all went back to sleep.  What else was there to do, right?

A bit more time passed and we woke up again.  By this time, mom was beginning to feel like an icicle straight from outside. Maybe it was just knowing that you didn’t have heat that you thought it was getting colder?  I’m not sure.  Mom went and put on her Sock Monkey onesie.  I do believe that was the only thing that saved her during this power outage.   She finally got warm.  I would like to say the same.  This little piggy was cold.  Shivering cold.  So mom did what she knows best.  She wrapped me up in a blanket and carried me to the big bed with her.  Even daddy was complaining about his ‘piggies’ being cold.  He actually had to put hoof covers on his piggies… you know a pair of mom’s socks – snorts.

Do you know it dropped well below 50 degrees in the Hotel Thompson.  The power didn’t come back on until around 7:30PM that night.  By that time, all we wanted was HEAT.  BBRRR.  We all called it a night, turned on the heat to the Select Comfort and we all slept together in the big bed.  In order for me not to steal dad’s blankets, he gave me my own blanket.  Good move daddy.  He’s finally learning.20140216-182645.jpg

The next day on Thursday, the roads were a little better.  Mom and dad went out for a bit and they saw something that I’ve been telling you about.  We have a Bigfoot in this area… okay so he looks a lot like the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer but we have proof.  Snorts – it’s a great picture nevertheless.  Talk about photobombing – double snorts.

The power was back on at the Hotel Thompson and that was fantastic.  On the other hoof though, the cable was out.  What’s a piggy to do?  Thankfully, we had internet so mom accessed Netflix and we watched Investigative Discovery shows all day.  Nothing like watching murder and mayhem on a cold snowed in day, right?  I like to extend a special shout out to my Aunt Tina for access to Netflix.  At least this little oinker didn’t die of boredom without his cable television.

So all of this icemageddon started melting today on Thursday.  It was almost like it was raining it was melting so fast.  Mother Nature wouldn’t be that cruel to cause us a flood as an aftermath – nah.  She wouldn’t do that.

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 This brings us to Friday.  The day of love.  It was a wonderful day.  Mom and dad had their special date.  Rockelle and Benedict had their special date.  All was going great this day.  What could possibly go wrong?

That night, dad leaned over and kissed mom in the front room.  At about that time, the house shook.  It wasn’t a huge rumble but it was enough to feel.  Mom asked daddy if he felt that.  He said quote, “After 26 years, I still rock your world huh?”  Nice try daddy.

It was an earthquake.  Really Mother Nature.  It wasn’t bad enough with snow, with ice, with no power, with limited food and with no cable.  You had to throw in an earthquake in South Carolina that was felt all the way here in Georgia?  I gotta say it.  “Go.to.your.room.”  If mom makes me serve the time for the crime, then I think you should too.  Sounds fair, right?   20140216-182655.jpg

But you know, I’ve learned that Mother Nature just doesn’t play nice.  After all of the icky weather in late January and February, this is our forecast for the week.  Notice the temperatures here in so called winter – 63, 65, 69 and 71 degrees.  Pull out your bathing suits and hit the beach my friends.

Cold – hot – do you think Mother Nature is going through ‘the change’?  Perhaps that explains our weird weather lately here in Georgia?  Can I send you a bottle of Midol to help you out?  Some ice cream?  Some chocolate?  A spa treatment perhaps?

I can’t think of anything else it might be.  You?

Snorts.

 
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48 responses to “The Revenge of Mother Nature

  1. peacelovenwhiskers

    02/19/2014 at 4:32 am

    Oh geez you guys had it rough. We got to 50ish here while you had snow. Today it was 82. No earthquake here thankfully. If it snowed this far south – I’m on the Tampa bay area, mind you – we would shut down and our citrus crops would be ruined. And the snowbirds that come for the winter may head to Jamaica instead.

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:59 am

      Save the citrus! I love my oranges 🙂
      It was definitely a unique experience that I don’t want to go through again – ever. Next year, I may have to visit you for the winter 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
      • peacelovenwhiskers

        02/19/2014 at 8:42 am

        That would be awesome. You may need to bring some swimming trunks, I’ve got a pool.

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 8:50 am

        oohh heads up. A pool?! I would most definitely be in piggy heaven my friend! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • peacelovenwhiskers

        02/19/2014 at 9:01 am

        Oh yeah and the view is wonderful from it, the house backs up to a pond so you get to see all species of birds.

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 9:22 am

        oohhhh – no gators right? I’ve heard they like little oinkers like me. I think me and you would have a ball together! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • peacelovenwhiskers

        02/19/2014 at 9:40 am

        There was a rumor of gators, but I haven’t seen them. But the pool is screened in and up a steep incline so you will be safe.

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 9:43 am

        Then I am so IN! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • peacelovenwhiskers

        02/19/2014 at 9:45 am

        Sounds like a field trip. There’s also a strawberry festival in plant city which is about an hour away. I know you love your fruit.

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 11:32 am

        Oh piggy down – THUD. I *love* strawberries. They are my favorite!! I’m off to look at mom/dad’s calendar 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

         
  2. Basil

    02/19/2014 at 5:21 am

    Stay safe and look after each other. Sounds like you’ve had quite the adventure!!

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:58 am

      It has been. I’m hoping all of this is behind us now. That’s for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. gentlestitches

    02/19/2014 at 6:20 am

    OMG!!!! I HATE being cold! You have all done well surviving that! Haha! Mother Nature going through the change. Earthquakes!! gah!!

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:56 am

      It has been a heck of a winter here. We never get all of this – especially never all at once. Anymore and I’ll be hopping a plane to visit my Auntie Sharon. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • gentlestitches

        02/19/2014 at 7:44 am

        I shall make up a bed for you! 😀

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 8:49 am

        Yippee!! XOXO – Bacon

         
  4. Misaki

    02/19/2014 at 6:31 am

    I think Mother Nature needs to get on HRT quick smart LOL

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:54 am

      I think you so right. STAT at that. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Kathryn McCullough

    02/19/2014 at 6:32 am

    I didn’t know you all lived in Georgia. Sounds like that weather really rocked your world. Once we had an ice storm in Kentucky (2003), and we were without power for SIX days. That was an event worth snorting about.

    Hugs from Ecuador,
    Kathy

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:54 am

      OMP (oh my pig!). SIX days!? I would have went insane. There’s only so much sleep even this piggy could do. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
      PS. Kentucky? Then you are familiar with one of moms favorites – a hot brown? She loves them!

       
  6. fozziemum

    02/19/2014 at 7:21 am

    Good grief Bacon!! what a horror..i hate the cold almost as much as the heat..and I would be in bed too..i agree when it gets cold here and we never have it that cold in the house..it’s time for Midsummer murders and some good old fashioned gruesome crime 🙂 at least if we lose power in winter we have a big wood fire…so the house stays toasty..and eathquakes are pretty weird too!! Mother Nature needs HRT! Hugs and stay safe and warm Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 7:33 am

      Oh shivers. See I’ve been put through some extreme extraordinary circumstances these past months. Hold me. It’s been awful! Mother Nature needs help STAT. Some medicinal tea, Midol, HRT, chocolates – anything to make her behave. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        02/19/2014 at 7:41 am

        Hot chips with Vinegar! 😉 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 8:49 am

        mmmm – now that’s something this little oinker can handle 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        02/19/2014 at 6:05 pm

        Mmmmmm hahaha indeed 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
  7. easyweimaraner

    02/19/2014 at 7:42 am

    you’re right that’s really an ICEMAGEDDON. Days without power are awful, I know, brother. But you managed it best at the Hotel Thompson, BRAVO! Maybe Mother Nature is in hibernation and has no clue what’s ging on at the weather-front?

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 8:49 am

      I don’t know. Maybe Mother Nature needs a hot date? Perhaps we can set her up with Mr. Sandman. Any other ideas? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        02/19/2014 at 9:02 am

        hmmm it seems that she is an erratic girl….how about the Grinch or Lord Voldemort?

         
      • PigLove

        02/19/2014 at 9:27 am

        Now those two might be better matches. You are so right my friend. The only other person that I could think of would be Satan himself – snorts. Then again, he might not even be willing to take her on. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • easyweimaraner

        02/19/2014 at 9:28 am

        hahahaha, that’s what my dad says sometimes about my mom LOL that Satan must be a picky guy :o)

         
  8. Reilly & Denny

    02/19/2014 at 8:10 am

    we heard on the news there is another polar vortex coming at the end of february – to you might even get some more snow ! Mother nature is just going through the change of life we think 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 8:50 am

      oh snaps. Tell me it’s not true. Puts piggy head down. I just don’t think I can do it. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Mags Corner

    02/19/2014 at 9:13 am

    Being without power is not a fun thing and we are sorry you all had to go through that. We have had quite a few outages due to ice storms and once we were without power for over a week, that was rough. I think we all here in the south have more winter weather coming in a few days. Mother Nature is mixed up all over the place this year. Hugs and snout kisses

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 9:29 am

      This is true and I’m thankful it was just one day this time. Mother Nature has been really bad this winter. We don’t normally have this bad of a time. I really don’t care to see it again. I need to find somewhere warm to go and visit during the winter months. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. Sue Ellen

    02/19/2014 at 11:24 am

    Holy catfish Bacon !! Mother nature was trying on all her ‘cool hats’ for sure ! The best thing about this whole episode is you and purr things had loving family to cuddle with !!! No power sucks big time ~~~ it ‘scares’ us Scotties when that happens. Really does!
    Glad the snow is leaving…hope the earth doesn’t shake again…(except when daddy makes it when he kisses mommy) And we hope the ‘warmer’ weather stays ‘warm’ in Georgia !!

    ♪ roOodles, Lucy & Mac ( Alabama friends)

    ps…really enjoyed the love & humor in this post Mrs. Bacon’s mom ♥ )

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 11:34 am

      aaww thank you so much for that. We all got a little wordy in this post. There was just so much to share about Mother Nature – snorts. I really do hope that all of this icky winter weather is behind us. I need my spring – STAT. snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. speedyrabbit

    02/19/2014 at 1:04 pm

    its crazy weather Bacon,I guess Mother Nature was having a bad day,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 1:37 pm

      Well, she needs to snap out of it – snorts. Is it Spring yet? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • speedyrabbit

        02/20/2014 at 2:59 am

        Hehehe I wish,xx Speedy

         
  12. Lori Fontanes

    02/19/2014 at 3:05 pm

    Wonderful account, Bacon!!! I was riveted! And, btw, an earthquake?!!! You guys trying to outdo California now? (Been there, lived through all that…yikes!) Here’s hoping that Mother Nature gets to take her nap now. We could all use one! 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 3:21 pm

      I know – snorts. I got a little wordy. I couldn’t help it. I went through so much in those 3 days – it felt like forever! I need Mother Nature needs a Valium… that’s what daddy says anyway. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Nylabluesmum

    02/19/2014 at 5:51 pm

    Mother Nature in menopause…now that would explain all this wacky weather…only thing is in Human menopause we get terrific HOT flashez…then again maybe “Mother” Nature works in reverse??
    We hope you all have recovered from the snow, cold, ice, quaking & shaking & get back to some baking 😉
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue too xoxoxo

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:37 pm

      Thanks my friend. Worried about you right now. Mother Nature needs to send y’all better weather as well. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. katsrus

    02/19/2014 at 6:42 pm

    This has been some strange weather. You are getting worse weather than us lately and I live in WI. We have mostly had cold weather. Although tonight says some nasty stuff coming. Stay safe and warm Bacon.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 6:43 pm

      Thanks my friend. You stay safe and warm as well. Mother Nature sure does need a spanking! XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. Nylabluesmum

    02/19/2014 at 9:39 pm

    I agree Bacon…this Winter has been 4 long months of frigid cold & snow, snow, snow & it has not helped anybody!!!
    I let Nylablue sniff out the bedroom window a while ago & that perked her up; it was refreshing as well as chilly but it perked her up a bit 😉

     
    • PigLove

      02/19/2014 at 9:46 pm

      Great! I’m so glad. Please let her know I’m thinking of her and praying. And I’m also doing a jig for a snow go away dance 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    02/19/2014 at 9:57 pm

    No worries Bacon & Mum; I have been sitting withNylablue & am telling her who has sent well wishes & prayers for her….she knows she is loved….
    YES please for the “snow go-away dance”!!!!
    We are so fed up with this….it is unnatural….
    Love ya S-E. & NB xoxo

     

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