Bigfoot Tracks

OMP (oh my pig!)  Look at these tracks.  They are Bigfoot tracks.  No really they are.  Look at the size of them.  You can’t really tell from the picture but they are as big as daddy’s feet.  That’s like HUGE, right?

Here’s the scoop.  Daddy went outside yesterday morning to check out things with this snowmageddon here in the south.  Snow was still everywhere.  He saw something in the snow that looked weird so he called mom – AKA Hopalong right now with her back out – snorts.

She came outside to see what was going on. These tracks went across the front of the porch and then off to the side going towards the street.  Really big foot prints.  They looked really unique.

.

 So mom got some close up pictures of the unique foot print.  Is it a dog print?  Is it a cat print?  I think it looks like Bigfoot – you?  Someone needs to call the BFRO (Bigfoot Research Research Organization).  Get Matt Moneymaker on the line.  He needs to come south to my neck of the woods for an investigation.  Cryptologists need to start circling the house STAT.

You have any thoughts on this print?  Have you ever seen anything like this before?  Any trackers out there?

Help?  There’s no way this little oinker is going outside with this huge creature on the loose.  No way.  What if he kidnapped me?  What if he took me away from the Hotel Thompson.  I can’t live without my computer – or my television – or my mom and dad – or well you know the comforts in life.