Life can be hard – really hard. With as much crime that is going around, I fear for mom/dad in their safety. I’ve done a LOT of research on this and found the perfect southern home security system. I saw an advertisement on the internet that was perfect. And it has to work, right? I mean everything on the internet is true – snorts.
So, friends fear no more. This is the perfect plan that was posted.
- Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
- Place said pair of work boots on your front porch along with a copy of the Guns & Ammo magazine.
- Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
- Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part but it was hard to tell from all of the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
Happy Friday my friends!! XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
01/24/2014 at 3:29 am
This is tooo funny! I love it!
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 6:26 am
Snorts. It’s. Perfect plan. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
01/24/2014 at 5:28 am
Bwahahahhaah ah yes the old tricks work the best Bacon 🙂 bwahhahaaha hugs Fozziemum xx
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 6:27 am
I think you may be right. That or a huge sign that says, “Protected by Pig Power”. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
01/25/2014 at 5:28 am
Hahaahah that too…or please knockin case George the Python is loose looking for his mice bwahahah 🙂 husg Fozziemum xx
PigLove
01/25/2014 at 6:18 pm
Oh my! I love that too. People would never come in. Maybe it’s because mom has a sign out front that says “Protected by Attack Pig”. I’m not sure. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
01/25/2014 at 10:51 pm
Bwahaahahhaah attack piggie to the rescue!!! 😉 hugs Fozziemum xx
Genevieve Petrillo
01/24/2014 at 6:38 am
Gah! Yup! That ought to do it! Hilarious!
Love and licks and I thought MY teeth were funny-looking,
Cupcake
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 8:09 am
Snorts – you are precious my friend and so good looking. Nothing like those security pooches – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Kathryn McCullough
01/24/2014 at 7:50 am
OMG–this is hilarious!!!!!!
Hugs from Ecuador,
Kathy
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 8:10 am
Thank you my friend – happy Friday!! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
01/24/2014 at 7:50 am
ha! great! and when my dad wears the boots for a while we have a chemical weapon in addition :o)
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 8:10 am
Snorticles – I tell you *we* are so related! Daddy has that same issue. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
01/24/2014 at 8:20 am
I am pretty sure those are the dogs that live right behind me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 9:06 am
Snorts – that would be a hoot! XOXO – Bacon
Pix Under the Oaks
01/24/2014 at 8:54 am
Like Reilly & Denny we have neighbor dogs like that up the road. They bark all dang night every night! Funny post Bacon.. 😆
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 9:07 am
Thank you my kind friend. We have some of those in our hood too. Makes things exciting, huh? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
baileyboatcat
01/24/2014 at 10:29 am
Hehe! What a pawesome idea! =^.^=
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 12:04 pm
Thanks Bailey! And what a fun way to amuse visitors – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
KDKH
01/24/2014 at 12:22 pm
Sounds like my redneck in-laws okay! What a hoot!
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 12:23 pm
My kind of peeps! PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon
The Dancing Rider
01/24/2014 at 4:46 pm
Those dudes are cute, Bacon! 🙂 I love your security strategy!
PigLove
01/24/2014 at 4:55 pm
Thank you my friend. If people make it past that and into the house, then they have to tend to me. And daddy says I’m a handful – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
digitalgranny
01/25/2014 at 1:58 am
This made me sit down and laugh out loud.
PigLove
01/25/2014 at 6:16 pm
Snorticles. I’m glad you liked it and laughed. Daddy did too. XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
01/25/2014 at 1:07 pm
Hehehe hilarious!xx Speedy
katsrus
01/25/2014 at 5:37 pm
That would probably do it Bacon. LOL.
Sue B
PigLove
01/25/2014 at 6:25 pm
I think it might. That and being attacked by me if they do get in my crib. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
01/26/2014 at 6:21 pm
MOL/PLOL…me n Mum finkz diz iz heelareeus….oh Bacon can’t stop laffin…meow moew meow meow….oh teerz runnin down me face….
Phankz fer such a guud laff!!
Lub Nylablue ❤ n Sherriellen Mum ❤
PigLove
01/26/2014 at 6:53 pm
Snorts. I’m so glad you liked it. My mom laughed hysterically as well. If they get into the house, then they have to deal with me. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
01/26/2014 at 7:09 pm
me finkz yua wuud bee as furrochus as 4 Pittybullz fer shure!!!
Never p*ss off a piigie on guard 😉
*Snortz*…hey me snorted..
Lub Nylablue xx
PigLove
01/26/2014 at 7:15 pm
That’s right! I like the way you think. And don’t mess with my mommy. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
01/26/2014 at 7:37 pm
Mum sayz Piggiez are purrtecktive just like poochiez!
N yer Mum soundz alot like me MUm RRAAAWWRRRRRR 😉
~~head rubz~~ Nylablue xx
PigLove
01/27/2014 at 9:38 am
Snorticles. You are so right my friend! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
01/27/2014 at 8:49 pm
RRRAAAWWWRRRRRR MOL/PLOL
Lub Nylablue xxx