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BOLO REPORT!!

23 Jan

This is an All Points Rock Bulletin –

Please be on the lookout for one missing pet rock.  The missing pet rock goes by the name of Bashful.  Bashful has been known to travel internationally to the nether regions of the world and to hang out in bars with the underlords.  Don’t let his demure look fool you.  Although his name is innocent, he is not.  He is a known womanizer.  Just look at the grin on his face – now we all know why it is permanent.

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If you see this rock culprit, do not approach or apprehend him for fear you will be his next victim. He has the morals of a rolling stone and the suaveness of the spy double oh seven and a half.

Please send me an email at baconthompson@gmail.com with any sightings.

Thank you for your time.

 
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40 responses to “BOLO REPORT!!

  1. gentlestitches

    01/23/2014 at 1:59 am

    We will look out for him but if he turns up here he may regret it! We are on a full steam ahead heath kick, complete with personal trainer! 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 8:59 am

      uh-oh. Where oh where can that pebble be? I think we need to start attaching a video camera to him to see where he goes. I bet we could learn a lot from that rock. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. angelswhisper2011

    01/23/2014 at 3:07 am

    OMC the lady-killer is lost…we’ll look out for him too, Bacon. Don’t worry, someone will find him 🙂 Pawkiss 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:00 am

      I’m sure he will turn over a new pebble and come to his ways soon. I just hope that he doesn’t turn up here with a police escort knocking on the door. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. speedyrabbit

    01/23/2014 at 3:25 am

    OMG!Where could he be?I shall keep my eye out for him Bacon,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:08 am

      Please do. I hope he’s not out sowing some wild oats. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. onespoiledcat

    01/23/2014 at 6:09 am

    Oh noooooo! Bashful is on the loose? I guess he’s heard that old saying that a rolling stone gathers no moss and he’s just avoiding the moss? Yipes!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:10 am

      Snorts – he’s avoiding something it seems. Maybe he’s read my blog and has heard of the mess that awaits him here at the Hotel Thompson with Princess Coralena and Rockelle? XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/23/2014 at 6:20 am

    I think I saw Bashful – actually about 600 Bashfuls in the field by my house. They had their eyes closed so they were disguised. Now they are under the snow, hiding.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:10 am

      This is not good. Maybe they have kidnapped him and are holding him ransom until Spring? XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Reilly & Denny

    01/23/2014 at 6:41 am

    hmmm we will check under every rock to see if he is hiding there…..oh wait – do rocks hide under rocks?

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:11 am

      Snorts. His small was a creek pebble so he could be there. His dad was a rolling stone… maybe I need to contact Mick Jagger? XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. fozziemum

    01/23/2014 at 6:50 am

    Noooooooooo how on Earth is this Bashful capable of such shenanigans..i mean you raise em right you teach them about respect….we will keep our eyes peeled…..although round here ..well like a rock in a rock stack….Hugs Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:12 am

      Snorticles. Shaking my piggy head. I thought I raised that pebble the right way. You know I heard this morning that Justin Beiber got arrested for drag racing in Florida. I wonder if Bashful was racing him? Perhaps I should contact the authorities there to inquire. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        01/23/2014 at 5:13 pm

        I just heard that too!!!! must investigate Bacon hugs Fozziemum xx

         
  8. Misaki

    01/23/2014 at 7:06 am

    Oh dear, I hope he didn’t get waylaid at the airport bar!!

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:13 am

      ooohhh – maybe he got stopped in customs and had a cavity search? XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Pix Under the Oaks

    01/23/2014 at 8:28 am

    Bashful is on his way to some new place.. 🙂 Can’t wait!

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:15 am

      No not yet. He has to return home first for a layover. Hopefully he is just having a good time out and about. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Pix Under the Oaks

        01/23/2014 at 9:22 am

        Oh geez!! You mean he is overdue?!!!! I didn’t read correctly. Oh MY!

         
      • PigLove

        01/23/2014 at 9:24 am

        I’m thinking with the holidays, he is just running a little behind. Hopefully, he should be here soon…. if he’s not out partying like a rock star somewhere. XOXO – Bacon

         
  10. The Dancing Rider

    01/23/2014 at 9:38 am

    I just checked — he’s not here anywhere! He has that grin, definitely, for a reason! 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 10:47 am

      Yes he does. Tapping hooves. He better get his little pebble home soon. I’m *so* going to have to talk to him. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. easyweimaraner

    01/23/2014 at 10:44 am

    I will play Rock n’ Roll the whole time, maybe he will hear it and shows up in my crib :o)

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 10:47 am

      That could be a possibility. He does know where you live. I would so not put it pass him my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        01/23/2014 at 10:49 am

        I would like to get some tips from a womanizer :o)

         
      • PigLove

        01/23/2014 at 11:04 am

        You know brother – I would too. I would come in handy in my adventure of getting Miss Piggy. XOXO – Bacon

         
  12. sakuraandme

    01/23/2014 at 11:04 am

    OMG! It’s too late I’ve already fallen for those eyes! Lol
    Goodnight from Oz, Bacon. I’ll send him back when I’m done with him! Haha
    Hugs Paula xxx

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 11:05 am

      Snorticles – He’s out there somewhere. God only knows what trouble he is finding. Sweet dreams my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • sakuraandme

        01/24/2014 at 1:02 am

        Haha! Have a great weekend, hugs Paula xxx

         
  13. katsrus

    01/23/2014 at 6:04 pm

    I haven’t seen him Bacon. Probably to cold for him here.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 7:43 pm

      Hhmm I wonder where that little booger is? XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Three Well Beings

    01/24/2014 at 1:35 am

    Oh the crazy eyes! I would never try to apprehend on my own. I see a wild side I might not be prepared to confront!

     
    • PigLove

      01/24/2014 at 6:26 am

      What a little ladies man my Bashful has become – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. Nylabluesmum

    01/26/2014 at 6:30 pm

    Me got Mum to check round da apartmint n no Bashfull n we haz sum stonez here too…we hope he not outside cause dere iz 4 feet of snow so he will be iglooed til Spring if he tried to get in here….
    Oh Bacon ya must bee so wurried…me hopez ya wll give him a stern talkin too if he eber comez home…no no he will come home…he haz to…
    *paw patz* fer ya frum Nylablue xxx

     
    • PigLove

      01/26/2014 at 6:56 pm

      I had a strong prayer meeting with him today. He’s such a little kiss up. I can’t stay mad at him for very long. XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    01/26/2014 at 7:03 pm

    A purrayer meetin?? Iz he home now??

     
    • PigLove

      01/26/2014 at 7:04 pm

      Yes. He rolled in yesterday on his skateboard. A prayer meeting is like a strong talk with. He needed it. Of course I can’t be mad at him long. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. Nylabluesmum

    01/26/2014 at 7:16 pm

    Yow Bacon let him nose we were all so wurried ;bout him n he must checky in wif sumone at Hottel Thompson when he iz apposta bee home!!! Put yer hoof down n don’t look into hiz eyez okayz??
    Lub Nylablue….

     
    • PigLove

      01/26/2014 at 7:17 pm

      Got it! It’s hard disciplining the little guy. Those eyes just melt me. XOXO – Bacon

       

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