Rolling Stone – WOW

 

 

Really Bashful?  Bashful is MIA from his travel to Misaki’s.  I got my issue of Rolling Stone magazine today (hey, I’m a happening pig that likes to read) and guess who is on the cover?  Bingo – that Bashful of mine.  Apparently while he was in London, he got interviewed.  Shaking my piggy head.

So maybe this tells us where he is now.  Living large with royalty and rock stars?  Bashful, if you are reading this.  You get your rock hiney here right this instant.  You have obligations waiting for you. If you are not home by this weekend, I will send authorities out to get you.

 

 

BOLO REPORT!!

This is an All Points Rock Bulletin –

Please be on the lookout for one missing pet rock.  The missing pet rock goes by the name of Bashful.  Bashful has been known to travel internationally to the nether regions of the world and to hang out in bars with the underlords.  Don’t let his demure look fool you.  Although his name is innocent, he is not.  He is a known womanizer.  Just look at the grin on his face – now we all know why it is permanent.

If you see this rock culprit, do not approach or apprehend him for fear you will be his next victim. He has the morals of a rolling stone and the suaveness of the spy double oh seven and a half.

Please send me an email at baconthompson@gmail.com with any sightings.

Thank you for your time.