Dear Miss Piggy,
I am the right oinker for you. I bet you didn’t know that Kermit was sighted out on the town having a big night without you. He gave Miley Cyrus a run for her money – that’s for sure! Any time you are willing to date and meet a real piggy that will worship your hooves, I’ll be waiting here for you my love. Love, Bacon
P.S. I’m attaching the
evidence picture of Kermit’s night out for your review. What is he going to try next? Twerkin? PLOL (Piggy laughing out loud).
P.S.S. If he tries twerkin, I can beat him at that too. I’ve been practicing.