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Dear Miss Piggy

22 Jan

Dear Miss Piggy,

I am the right oinker for you.  I bet you didn’t know that Kermit was sighted out on the town having a big night without you.  He gave Miley Cyrus a run for her money – that’s for sure!  Any time you are willing to date and meet a real piggy that will worship your hooves, I’ll be waiting here for you my love.  Love, Bacon

P.S. I’m attaching the evidence picture of Kermit’s night out for your review.  What is he going to try next? Twerkin?  PLOL (Piggy laughing out loud).

P.S.S.  If he tries twerkin, I can beat him at that too.  I’ve been practicing.

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47 Comments

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47 responses to “Dear Miss Piggy

  1. Bongo

    01/22/2014 at 1:25 am

    Miss Piggy would be way better off dumping Kermit and going for you.

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 7:57 am

      My sentiments exactly Bongo! I’m the better pig. Really I am. I can give her all my love and worship her. Sigh – what a dream. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Animalcouriers

    01/22/2014 at 4:44 am

    OK Bacon, we want to see you twerkin 😀

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 7:58 am

      Snorticles. Too funny. I shall see what I can do about that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. gentlestitches

    01/22/2014 at 5:43 am

    I bet Miss Piggy would love you if you could only get to meet her….

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 7:59 am

      Sigh – I know, right? I think I’m going to have to write her another letter soon confessing my love. Perhaps one day. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. onespoiledcat

    01/22/2014 at 6:17 am

    Well Bacon there’s on way she could possibly ignore this!! If she does – well – I’ll be VERY disappointed in her choice of pigs. Speaking of “choice pigs” – I have something for you on my bloggy today…….!

    Hugs, Cousin Sam

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 7:59 am

      Oh my! I like surprises. I’m off to check this out my Cousin. Thanks so much!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. myspoiledpiggy

    01/22/2014 at 6:26 am

    Go get em’ my Twin!
    Who couldn’t resist you, You hunk of love! P.L.O.L
    Happy snow day, 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 8:01 am

      aaww thanks my Twin. I really do hope to hear from her this year. I just feel it in my bones. You got snow?? We just gold freezing COLD. I’m concentrating – SUN, SAND and PALM TREES. That’s what is going to get me through today. Stay warm my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. fozziemum

    01/22/2014 at 7:18 am

    Bwahaahaahhhaahahhahaha….oh Bacon…hilarious….you now have a chance my friend 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 8:02 am

      Snorticles. Thank you my dear friend. I’m hoping. I’m really hoping. I’m trying to keep my hooves crossed but that’s not working out very good for me right now. I look like a twisted pretzel that has to pee really bad – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        01/23/2014 at 8:13 am

        Lord save us Bacon what to do bwahahaaha unoretzel and release bwhahaahha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

         
  7. Pix Under the Oaks

    01/22/2014 at 8:01 am

    Miss Piggy could do NO better than you Bacon! You be the best!

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 8:03 am

      aww thank you sweet friend. I appreciate those words of encouragement. Miss Piggy, if you are out there reading these lovely comments – just give me ONE date. I’ll show you the world. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. easyweimaraner

    01/22/2014 at 8:11 am

    Ha! Kermit had a date with the singing wrecking ball? Now this green guy is history and Miss Piggy will pick the right guy: Y.O.U.
    The green amphibian was anyway a time waster, imagine they had kids together… Frigs or Pogs? No way, she needs the bestlooking pig of the world: BACON.

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 9:06 am

      awww Thank you brother. There is a darker, greener side to that frog than the world knows. It’s only my duty to show it – snorts. Miss Piggy – if you’re listening – I would only twerk for you my love 🙂 That itself should have her running my way, you think? XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Doggy's Style

    01/22/2014 at 8:16 am

    Bacon, I wanna see you twerkin too!

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 9:06 am

      I think I’ve created a monster – snorts. I’ll see what I can do about that my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. cecilia

    01/22/2014 at 8:52 am

    PLOL… fantastic, I love that!! and that kermit, I told her he was a Bad Lot!.. c

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 9:07 am

      You were right my friend. Hopefully Miss Piggy will see through his haze of partying and come running to me. I’ll be here waiting… and waiting. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • cecilia

        01/22/2014 at 9:39 am

        You don’t think she is a little .. um.. shrill? c

         
      • PigLove

        01/22/2014 at 9:41 am

        Can’t we all be in some parts of our lives? You take the good from someone else and match it to your good and then you have a whole – a completeness if you will. She is that hole that will complete me. XOXO – Bacon

         
  11. Misaki

    01/22/2014 at 9:06 am

    How could she resist!

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 9:15 am

      aaww thank you my sweet dear friend. I’m hoping she can’t. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. sakuraandme

    01/22/2014 at 9:26 am

    Hahaha! Go get her, Bacon! LMAO
    Nite, hugs Paula xxx

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 9:37 am

      Nighty nite my friend! Sending the Sandman your way. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Kathryn McCullough

    01/22/2014 at 9:28 am

    Oh, how funny! You, my friend, have earned yourself another follower. You’re a hoot–or shall I say, oink?! LOVE your blog! Thanks so much for visiting mine!

    Hugs from Ecuador,
    Kathy

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 9:38 am

      You’ll hear me oinking here a lot… and squealing… and snorting… and laughing 🙂 Have a great one. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. evilsquirrel13

    01/22/2014 at 11:03 am

    It ain’t easy bein’ green…..

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 11:25 am

      snorts. Maybe he’s green with envy over me as competition? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • evilsquirrel13

        01/22/2014 at 11:26 am

        I’ll ask him just as soon as he sobers up a bit. What a shameful display of amphibianess….

         
      • PigLove

        01/22/2014 at 11:27 am

        snorts – I so agree my friend. Amphibia refers to “double life”. Now we know what his is – snorticles. XOXO – Bacon

         
  15. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/22/2014 at 11:50 am

    Kermit. Pffft! His behavior is scandalous. But Bacon, please don’t twerk. Seriously. Nobody needs to see that….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 12:27 pm

      Snorts – so funny. I do it in the privacy of my bedroom. You know – behind a closed door far far away from piggy paparazzi. XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    01/22/2014 at 2:28 pm

    Unrequited lub iz so hard izn’t it Bacon???
    Me lubz a sirtain kitteh boy frum a sirtain bloggie here on WP butt he not interested cause he iz a NITE,…no wait…a KNIGHT….*sighz* …
    More *sighz*…..
    Lub Nylablue xx

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 2:38 pm

      aaww – I love you Nylablue. Hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. katsrus

    01/22/2014 at 5:37 pm

    Ms Piggy is sure to notice you now Bacon. Unless of course she likes that wrecking ball stuff you might be out of luck. ROFL.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      01/22/2014 at 6:10 pm

      Let’s hope that she’s not a party pig in that way. XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. Three Well Beings

    01/23/2014 at 1:08 am

    My fingers and toes are crossed, hoping that you get the chance to meet your Miss Piggy! I can’t imagine she would be so careless as to ignore your special invitation. You are such a sweetie. And a romantic, too!

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 8:58 am

      aww piggy blushes my friend. I may have to come out your way, borrow Darwin and me and him hit the town looking for my woman soon. Hey, a pig can dream right? XOXO – Bacon

       
  19. speedyrabbit

    01/23/2014 at 3:23 am

    Awww Bacon she has to fall for your charms ,how could she not,xx SPeedy

     
    • PigLove

      01/23/2014 at 9:08 am

      I’m creating a special love letter to send to her. Hopefully I can finish it up this weekend. She has to at least acknowledge me, right? XOXO – Bacon

       
  20. Nylabluesmum

    01/24/2014 at 12:50 pm

    *snugglez Bacon close* Phankz Bacon…me iz all right…me jsut wishez dat mankat wuud go out wif me butt he not into me…diz can happin….me haz Kuruk n he iz a fine poochie boy!
    N me haz a fine Piggie furend in ya!
    Lub Nylablue xx

     
    • PigLove

      01/24/2014 at 1:16 pm

      aaww – I’m *always* there for you!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  21. Nylabluesmum

    01/24/2014 at 1:29 pm

    N me iz alwayz there fer ya too Bacon ❤
    Lub Nylablue xx

     

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