Bacons Tale of Terror

13 Jan



Hello my friends – Count Baconula here for Bacons Tale of Terror – on today January 13th.  Today is another true story. Not the kind involving ghosts or paranormal.  This story is something more.  Something that will scare you and make your hair turn white.  Something that will have you screaming like a little baby.

You see, last weekend mom let me go with her to pick up some take out at a local fast food restaurant.  I do that sometimes and I enjoy it.  I mean who wouldn’t, right?  How would you feel if you were working the window and a little itty bitty Smart car pulled up to pick up the food that had a cute adorable little oinker in the backseat?  Right?  Some times the wonderful workers will give me snacks – 🙂 It’s good being me sometimes.

Well this day was like any other.  We went to Krystals which is like heaven on earth to me and daddy.  Little hamburgers shaped square with wonderful stuff in them.  And yeah, the cute little cashier gave me one to eat in the back seat as she watched.  I’m sure there’s a name for that – snorts.

Everything was fine and dandy.  We are scooting on back to the home with all of our goodies in tow when we stopped at a red light.  This gave me time to stand, stretch and stick my tongue look around outside. Everything was going fine until I saw *IT*.  I squealed – pretty loud actually.  The only thing I could do was raise my hoof holding my camera phone and snap a picture.

OMP (Oh my pig!)  Do you see what was in this car window?  For real?  That is scarier than any ghosts my friend.  That shook me down to my little hooves and all I could do was shiver and shake.  Mommy looked back to see what was wrong with me and then she saw it.  Awful sight this car was.  Who would drive around with that evil looking Bozo in the car.  Please tell me that.  Wouldn’t you be afraid too my friends?




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25 responses to “Bacons Tale of Terror

  1. addercatter

    01/13/2014 at 3:09 am

    It is 2am… I’m in the dark… alone in my bedroom… now i am scared Bacon!!! I can’t get the awful image out of my mind!!! What was that-

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 7:25 am

      My Tales of Terror is working – snorts. Seriously that Bozo mask scared the bejeezus out of me in moms car. In fact, I’ve never seen mom move that little car so fast with me in it. What the heck was that guy thinking!? XOXO – Bacon

  2. gentlestitches

    01/13/2014 at 3:17 am

    That did indeed look really scary!

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 7:26 am

      It was a nightmare Auntie Sharon. I got so scared I almost had an accident in the car. Shivers squeal. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    01/13/2014 at 4:25 am

    Good lord it’s Piggie run…….crikey I seem to be urgng you quite a bit to Run this year so far bwhahaahahah that is just plain creepy….I mean hospitalisation required creepy..ewwwwww hugs and comforts Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 7:28 am

      I know right! I haven’t seen it since and I’m glad. That think was a nightmare! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        01/13/2014 at 7:49 am

        Ewwwww creepy nightmare…shudder me timbers Bacon hugs Fozziemum xx

  4. onespoiledcat

    01/13/2014 at 5:44 am

    EEEEEEEK!!!!! No wonder you were afraid – who wants to have to see THAT in a car! Good thing it didn’t follow you all the way home!!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 7:29 am

      Oh no! Mommy made that Smart car squeal all the way home. It was a nightmare! XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        01/13/2014 at 8:23 am

        Yikes…..! I hope you didn’t have bad dreams last night because of this unfortunate experience Bacon – good thing you have a nite lite!

        Hugs, Sam

      • PigLove

        01/13/2014 at 8:52 am

        Yes, that little night light is a God send.. especially last night. It was most horrible. Me and mommy couldn’t wait to get home and tell dad about it. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Lori Fontanes

    01/13/2014 at 7:28 am

    That sure is some scary automotive anti-theft device!

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 7:30 am

      That is true! I wouldn’t go near it. Not me. No way. Not going to happen. Shiver. Squeal. XOXO – Bacon

  6. peacelovenwhiskers

    01/13/2014 at 7:58 am

    Eek! Very scary.

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 8:52 am

      Yes it was my friend. It was like a scary movie coming true when I saw that car. Freaky scary! XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    01/13/2014 at 8:39 am

    Oh brother you saw the car of Stephen Kings novel :o) (ok it’s a dodge, but even ghosts have to be up to date) But otherwise… imagine you would be caught speeding, that would be a nice shot :o) btw: I’ve got a “gift” once too at a fastfood restaurant… a drawing book and wax crayons, uh! since that time I know that fastfood isn’t healthy for me :o)

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 8:54 am

      Snorticles. There’s something about being a little oinker in a Smart car that gets the drive thru cashiers in a fit of giggles. I snort, shake my tail a little and grunt and there you go – the oohhs and aaaws commence followed by good food. If we were together brother, we would be the kings of drive thrus and free food!
      Now, for the Stephen King car – shivers to mergatroid. I’ll pass on that ANY day. What a nightmare. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Misaki

    01/13/2014 at 10:44 am

    I should’ve been eating my scary cereal when I read this post!

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 12:31 pm

      I know! Misaki – it scared me so much that I thought I was going to have an accident in mommy’s car. Squeal! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Jodee

    01/13/2014 at 11:52 am

    Oh, what a scary post ….!

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 12:31 pm

      Thank you my friend! It was teeth chattering to say the least. XOXO – Bacon

  10. katsrus

    01/13/2014 at 4:34 pm

    OMP is right! I sure would not want to see that!
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      01/13/2014 at 6:33 pm

      And I don’t want to see that again. XOXO – Bacon

  11. speedyrabbit

    01/14/2014 at 12:20 pm

    oh that is awful,don’t look Bacon,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      01/14/2014 at 12:24 pm

      It was a nightmare! I don’t ever want to see that again in my scooting around with mommy. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon


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