What? Where Did *That* Come From?

10 Jan


 What the heck is that?!  You see yesterday, I was in my bedroom twerking and saw this in the mirror.  I’ve never seen it before.  Okay, I understand.  You can’t get past me twerking, huh?  Sigh, I’ll explain.  Me, Hemi and Mouse Girl were watching MTV on my television.  There was that girl from Hannah Montana who doesn’t claim fame to Hannah Montana anymore – you know the one that works the wrecking ball – snorts.  Well, she was twerking.  Me and Hemi were astonished.  What the heck is this?  Is this a new dance?  How can you move your hips like that? 

We noticed that Mouse Girl was quiet so we looked over at her.  I’ve never seen her move like that.  Mouse Girl has some definite moves for a Maine Coon purr thing.  She was giving the ole wrecking ball singer a run for her money.  Me and Hemi didn’t know if we should clap or throw money at her.  As soon as she saw as looking, she left my bedroom.  Personally, I think she was going somewhere else to practice.  Since she left though, me and Hemi closed my bedroom door.

We looked at each other and started watching television again.  Yes, we can admit it.  We tried this twerking thing again.  I was in front of my mirror shaking or rather trying to shake it.  Hemi had his front paws on the wall and he was getting pretty good at it.  I have to admit, these purr things are limber.  Me on the other hand, not so much.

I started looking in the mirror again and noticed these two marks near my back end.  I’ve never seen those before.  I grabbed my camera and took a picture.  What the heck are those things?  I walked over to Hemi to ask him if he had something similar.  He told me to look and I did.  OMP (Oh my pig)!  He has them too.  Have we been probed by aliens?  What are these markings?

We ran out of my bedroom to find daddy.  We showed him the strange hieroglyphics on our rear ends and asked him about them.  I’m still not sure what they are.  All daddy would do is this evil little laugh and he said quote, “Boys, you can’t miss what you didn’t know about.”  What?  What exactly does that mean?  Me and Hemi just looked at each other in confusion.  I jumped on the couch and tried to look at daddy’s back end but he wouldn’t budge.  I don’t get it.  Anyone?  Anyone have an explanation for us?


Posted by on 01/10/2014 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl


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28 responses to “What? Where Did *That* Come From?

  1. speedyrabbit

    01/10/2014 at 1:43 am

    don’t worry Bacon it happens to us all even girl pets it just means we can’t have lots of kids,but we can still have a lot of fun,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:11 am

      Is that what it means? No kids? WOW – two tiny little barcodes equals no kids. Who would have ever thunk that? XOXO – Bacon

  2. hutchagoodlife

    01/10/2014 at 3:22 am

    Whee love the fact you were twerking! ^_^

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:12 am

      Piggy blushes. Thank you my friend. I had to show mommy what it was when she came home. She didn’t know what twerking was. She’s so naive at times – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    01/10/2014 at 3:58 am

    Twerking bwahahaahahh sorry Bacon but I am pretty sure you could be arrested for that in some countries!! bwahaha,,,as for the strange markings…well let’s just say that your friend Mr Hormone won’t be knockin on the door anytime soon.. bwahahaahah it’s ok …the pups,the sheeps all have the same thing here.makes em stream lined..and the girls well same deal but just gives them a podgy tummy ..bwahahaaha Twerkin…now that i’d pay good money to see my friend hugs Fozziemum xxxxx………………..twerking…bwahaaahah

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:13 am

      Mr. Hormone won’t come a knocking, huh? Well, I need to set daddy straight on that then. He tells me “I’m” hormonal sometimes. Crazy daddy. Mommy said that it happened right after she adopted me. I don’t remember a thing. She says thats why she had it done so early. Interesting. Gotta go practice some more moves now 🙂 Maybe I’ll video tape it. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        01/10/2014 at 6:10 pm

        Twerkin…..bwahhahahhaahha sorry still in fits…..I just can’t move on Bacon bwahahaahah 🙂 lord please don’t tape it I will end up stroking out from laffin’ 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xxx

      • PigLove

        01/10/2014 at 9:20 pm

        Snorts. Too funny my friend. I’ve been practicing all afternoon. It’s a work in progress. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        01/10/2014 at 9:23 pm

        Ya killin me Bacon !!! bwahahaahhahah 🙂 HUgs Fozziemum xxxx

  4. evilsquirrel13

    01/10/2014 at 4:00 am

    Oh dear, Bacon. I am sorry…. so very, very sorry. There are some advantages to living in the wild…

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:14 am

      Really? These markings most be universal huh? XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    01/10/2014 at 4:56 am

    Maybe that such a barcode they have in supermarket? Bet when they hold such a scanner-thingy on yours and Hemi’s marks it shows: priceless :o)

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:16 am

      Oh brother – that’s the nicest thing to say. Thank you. Mommy has a scanner thingy on her cell phone. I think I’ll try scanning them later tonight. Great idea! XOXO – Bacon

  6. onespoiledcat

    01/10/2014 at 5:44 am

    Oh nooooooo! The old alien probe thing??!!! It’s got to be either THAT or what Easy says – barcode….yep – I think so!

    Hugs, Sammy

  7. Coccolino

    01/10/2014 at 6:44 am

    Bacon when you find out let me know because I seem to have these mysterious spots too!

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:17 am

      OMP (Oh my pig!) Did someone do that to all of us when we weren’t looking?! This is such a mystery my friend. I’ll keep you posted as to what I find. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Pix Under the Oaks

    01/10/2014 at 7:21 am

    A twerking Bacon!

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 8:18 am

      snorticles. It’s getting there. My tummy gets in the way of my hind quarters in doing some of the good moves that the purr things can do. Now, *they* are talented. XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Dancing Rider

    01/10/2014 at 9:26 am

    You guys were twerking?! GO, Bacon! Don’t you worry one bit about those two little marks. You can twerk without consequence!

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 10:55 am

      Breathes a breath of calmness. Thank goodness for that. I was starting to worry about those little markings. I’m practicing some moves but I think those purr things have me beat. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/10/2014 at 12:53 pm

    Yup. You’re Martians! That settles it.

    Love and licks to my alien friends,

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 1:08 pm

      WOW – All this time, I thought I was a piggy. Terrific. Now I need to go and collect some peanut butter M&M’s … I’ve heard they like them. snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Nylabluesmum

    01/10/2014 at 4:30 pm

    Twerkin?? N ya did not get in truuble?? Mum told me if me even thought of doin dat me wuud neber bee alloud on da lappytop again!! We saw Miley Twerkin Gurl on TV n Mum zapped her rite off da screen…she said it iz pawful dissplay n Mistur Billy Ray must wish he had a barcode on hiz purrivatez now dat hiz dot-her iz actin so notty!
    As fer yer barcode just fink of it as speshell beeutee spotz 😉
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 4:59 pm

      Snorts. Mommy didn’t like her either. She said a few choice words and wouldn’t let me watch. Me and Hemi though, we were watching this on my television in my bedroom. I’m sure if mom knew, she would have taken my remote away from me. Barcode – I really kind of like that. I’m going to tell mommy about that tonight. XOXO – Bacon

  12. gentlestitches

    01/10/2014 at 7:01 pm

    Fear not! It might prove to make you even more popular with Miss Piggy when you meet her! 🙂

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 9:22 pm

      You think? Hubba hubba. XOXO – Bacon

  13. katsrus

    01/10/2014 at 7:39 pm

    Them aliens are sneaky you know. I think Miley is one. LOL.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 9:22 pm

      Snorts. You might be right. XOXO – Bacon


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