I’m Monkeying Mom Out –

05 Jan


I would say ratting her out but well – you see – it’s more like monkeying her out – snorts.  Mom got a onesie for the cold weather here in the south.  Okay I have to snort really loud on that because it’s like an oxymoron.  We’re in the South mom – we don’t get that kind of cold weather, not really.

But she saw this onesie pajama outfit, tried it on and took a selfie of it in the dressing room.  First off, mom you are not two.  Onesies look so adorable on babies.  Second off, what’s with taking a selfie in the dressing room?  Isn’t that *my* job to take these pictures of you and embarrass you?  I had to find these pictures on your cell phone when you weren’t looking.  You didn’t even tell me about them.  I’m going to have to start going through your cell phone pictures more often mom.


And do you notice friends her feet?  They are sock monkeys.  Mom is taking this whole entire sock monkey too far now.  First it was Monkey Man and his team in the back of the Smart car and now she is wearing a sock monkey.  Snorticles.

I know I’ll probably pay the time for posting this of mom but hey – it’s all in good fun and a couple of chuckles, right?  Remember that mom when you read this 🙂

And I know you are just wondering if there is a hidey flap in the back of the onsie.  You were, wasn’t you? Snorts – there is.


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43 responses to “I’m Monkeying Mom Out –

  1. speedyrabbit

    01/05/2014 at 2:46 am

    hehehe you are naughty Bacon but so funny!xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:49 am

      I’ll pay for it with mom I’m sure – snorts. But it sure was funny to find these pictures in her iPhone. XOXO – Bacon

  2. digitalgranny

    01/05/2014 at 3:21 am

    I like that and she looks comfy.

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:49 am

      She is comfy and very warm. I snuggle right up on top of her when she wears it. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Deborah Boza Valledor

    01/05/2014 at 3:35 am

    Oh Bacon….what are we to do with our two-leggeds? But I must admit, both SHE and I had a good laugh!

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:50 am

      Snorts – our humans can be so funny, can’t they? They do keep us snorting and barking. XOXO – Bacon

  4. fozziemum

    01/05/2014 at 5:29 am

    Bwahahahahh go mummy go!! I say go the onesie..I have plans on getting one for winter….I fess up already to having a collection of great Pj’s…Snoopy,monkeys,cupcakes (recently laughed so hard on the phone to my sister and rolled around that much that I blew the crutch out it ripped beyond repair…devastated ) stripes,spots, cats,flowers….hahahaah 🙂 Bacon if you are peeking at mums phone..then what do YOU have that mums peeking at……I think you poked the bear my friend 😉 Hugs and Loves Fozziemum xxxx

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:52 am

      uh oh my friend. I think you may be right on that. I better start locking my cell phone and laptop. There’s NO telling what she would find on them. Let me just say this now – it’s all research. That’s it – research. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        01/06/2014 at 4:54 pm

        Hmmm..yes reseach…that’s what they call it now…hmmmmm 😉 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

      • PigLove

        01/06/2014 at 4:59 pm

        Nods piggy head up and down. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        01/06/2014 at 5:02 pm

        I would too Bacon 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

  5. onespoiledcat

    01/05/2014 at 6:00 am

    Well what can I say except if my Mom had that “onesie” it would have to be a “threesie” because over the holiday I think she might have gained a pound or two! Your Mom looks adorable (even with monkey feet) in it though… it’s cozy….up HERE in Virginia we NEED cozy – not sure how much YOU need it way down south though!!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:53 am

      There are nights when she pulls it out and wears it… this weekend was one of those nights. We don’t get cold like ya’ll but there are times when the wind whips up a frenzy! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/05/2014 at 6:44 am

    Mission accomplished, B. Chuckles galore!! that is the cutest onesie ever!

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:54 am

      Snorts – mom has her moments when she is so funny. I can’t wait to show ya’ll other pictures I found on her iPhone – evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    01/05/2014 at 7:32 am

    That was my first thought too, if it has a flap LOL My mom loves onesies too but my dad said they are banned here and he rather will sleep naked or he will never sleep than to wear such a onesie-thingy ( how sad, we saw one with a cow design and a cow head hood )

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:56 am

      Snorts – That is so funny. Mommy bought daddy one for Christmas. It doesn’t have feet. It’s a superman onsie with a cape! He flies around the house when he’s wearing it. I get upset. I mean, how come he can get a cape and I can’t? Stomps piggy hooves. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        01/06/2014 at 10:00 am

        you’re right, you need a super hero cape too. maybe you can write a complaint to Santa and he will send you one? ( it needs no postal fees, it can fly LOL)

      • PigLove

        01/06/2014 at 10:14 am

        Snorts – that is so true. I’m off to type my letter now. Thanks for the suggestion. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Nylabluesmum

    01/05/2014 at 4:34 pm

    Yow yer Mum wearz a Onesie…diz iz heelareeus!!! Ya monkeyed her fer shure!!! Me haz to say da sockz are cute too…It iz guud when our Hu’manz get in touch wif dere ‘inner kitt/piglet’ ’cause dey do sum cwazy stuff n we getz to psot about it 😉
    Much lub Nylablue
    Pee Ess: Keepz up da guud werk Bacon!

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:57 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. I do catch the humans here doing some crazy and weird stuff. You just have to laugh about how crazy they can get, right? XOXO – Bacon

  9. Pink Ninjabi

    01/05/2014 at 8:28 pm

    haha.. I saw a Hello Kitty Onesie and was sooo tempted to buy it.. Glad I didn’t! I would feel like a really tall toddler.. hahah- snorts.

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:58 am

      Mom has her moments in hers. It’s so funny to see her wearing it around the house and sliding all over the place. Quite the show. XOXO – Bacon

  10. gentlestitches

    01/06/2014 at 12:50 am

    I think onesies are adorable! 🙂

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 9:59 am

      aaww thanks Aunt Sharon. I will totally 100% agree up until the point mom tries to put one on this little oinker – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Pix Under the Oaks

    01/06/2014 at 11:19 am

    I love jammies with feeties in them. I used to wear them. Post menohhhhhhhhhhhpausal and it is too hot to do now. Those are darling!

    • PigLove

      01/06/2014 at 12:35 pm

      Snorts – Don’t think mom doesn’t crawl out of that thing in the middle of the night when she starts to burn – evil snorts. I’ve heard her. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Nylabluesmum

    01/06/2014 at 10:49 pm

    As ya wuud say Bacon *snorticklez* Mum crackz me up on a dailee baysis wif her anticz…she iz purrty funny 🙂
    Me sumtimez wunderz how she got to bee old as dirt wif sum of da stuff she doez….
    Butt me lubz her so much!
    Today she climbed ond a step stool n ON DA COUNTER to meow wif me n she iz not bery agile like a kitteh!! Me waz holdin me breath n she kept askin me what waz wrong??
    Me waz like what iz wrong?? Ya iz way up high n teeterin on da counter n cuud fall n smack da head n werse…MUM needz to stop climbin da wallz!
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/07/2014 at 8:22 am

      Oh my – too funny! These humans of ours – what are we going to do with them?! They do the silliest stuff and then tell *us* that we are silly. Crazy – I’ll never figure them out. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Nylabluesmum

    01/07/2014 at 3:38 pm

    Me iz tryin to werk out how to tie Mumm to da sofa butt me can not tie nottz!! *FLOUNDER* It iz so hard wifout thummz 😉
    Hu’Manz are bery entertainin!!! 😉
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/07/2014 at 4:45 pm

      That is so true. Looks down at hooves. It’s even harder with hooves I think 🙂 PLOL (Piggy laughing out loud). It’s almost time for mommy to get home now. I can’t wait! XOXO – Bacon

  14. Nylabluesmum

    01/09/2014 at 2:04 pm

    Hoovez wuud bee harder me finkz…maybee we just haz to sit on our Hu’manz more!! Do ya sit on yer Mum Bacon??
    xx Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/09/2014 at 2:09 pm

      Snorts – oh yes. Sometimes I run through the halls of the Hotel Thompson and then jump on her when she’s sitting on the couch. It’s always a surprise for the both of us. XOXO – Bacon

  15. Nylabluesmum

    01/09/2014 at 2:15 pm

    MOL/PLOL me can pigture ya launchin yerself into yer Mum’z lap…PIGGIE IN SPACE!!!!
    Me just joined Mum on da couch so she can keep an eye on me

    • PigLove

      01/09/2014 at 2:39 pm

      aaww – get all of the tender loving care you can to get better. I still think I’m a little piggy. I don’t understand that I can knock mom down on her behinney these days. I just like to play 🙂 She understands – thank goodness. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Nylabluesmum

    01/09/2014 at 4:25 pm

    Me iz snuggled rite beeside Mum now…she iz typin n strokin me n it feelz so lubly!
    Ya iz a gorgeeuss piggie butt ya iz no ‘piglet’ anymore 😉
    Guud fing yer Mum understandz..
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/09/2014 at 5:04 pm

      I know. But I guess I will always be mommy’s piglet in her eyes. You know, just like you will always be your mommy’s baby in her eyes 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  17. Nylabluesmum

    01/10/2014 at 11:22 am

    😉 Me hearz ya Bacon! Me came to Mum as a 5 yeer old kitteh so she callz me her ‘Chota DiDi’ which meanz little Sister in Hindi language…part of me anshunt rootz she tellz me!
    Nut den she callz herself ‘me Mum’; she iz bery confused, MOL/PLOL!
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 11:23 am

      aaww – she loves you and that’s all that matters. I hope you are feeling a better this morning my little friend 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  18. Nylabluesmum

    01/10/2014 at 11:38 am

    Yah diz ‘little DiDi’ feelz a bit bettur…me at leest *wantz* to eat….now if da wooziez wuud go away me wuud be tippytop!! 😉
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 11:42 am

      That’s great. I thought about you a lot last night and kept sending up litter prayers 🙂 Hunger is a good sign. I’m hoping the woozies go away soon – very soon. XOXO – Bacon

  19. Nylabluesmum

    01/10/2014 at 11:58 am

    MOL…did ya see what ya wroted dere Bacon?? ‘LITTER’ purrayerz….Oh diz iz bery funny!! Mum n me iz laffin here! Phankz fer a guud laff..
    Mum sayz me need ‘litter’ purrayerz so me not have *da trotz* so it iz all guud!!!
    Me iz havin Marinated Chickin n sum tuna-tuna 🙂
    N me is snugglin wif TwinkleStar me pony too!
    Lub Nylablue xx

    • PigLove

      01/10/2014 at 12:24 pm

      Snorts – darn these hooves – double snorts. They get in the way all.of.the.time. PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). Your meal sounds delicious. I love me some chicken! You have a pony you snuggle with? I have a teddy bear. XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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