Dear Bacon

31 Dec

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Don’t ask.  It was a dare. Those stupid cats think they know everything.  They dared me to do this. I did. They took pictures and now it’s all over the You Tube thingy.  And, I can’t get down.  Help. Signed Limbo

Dear Limbo,
That is quite the predicament you have there my friend.  I guess you could say your in between a rail and a staircase – snorts.  I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t snort.  Perhaps take the challenge and just jump down. Once you are down, find those purr things. Revenge is sweet.  Wishing you the best.



Dear Bacon,
I got the coolest gift for Christmas.  I’ve been wearing these and freaking people out in the home and while walking.  Aren’t they just awesome?  Signed Bug Eyes

Dear Bug Eyes,
Snorts – I absolutely *love* them my friend.  They are so cool.  I can just see the people you pass as you are on your constitutional walk with your humans.  So much fun!!



Dear Bacon,

The humans.  They are the strangest people. The little knee high human was blowing what they call bubbles at me.  These things were fascinating.  I couldn’t get enough.  They floated in the air but when I touched them, they went away.  Have you ever seen this witchery?  Signed Impressed

Dear Impressed,

I have never seen them in all of my life.  Your little knee high human must have special powers.  I would be hesitant around them and walk the line.  What if they trapped you in one of those bubbles?  hhmm – this is just most strange to me.  I must research this more with my human daddy.  Be careful my friend.



Dear Bacon,

Today, I will be on the computer most of the day – just like those humans.  But, I don’t get it.  This computer is doing nothing.  Signed Confused

Dear Confused,
Okay, let me explain this to you my purr friend.  You don’t *sit* on the computer to be ‘on’ the computer.  You sit in front of the computer and type on the keyboard to surf the net.  Understand now?  Try it.  You’ll be surprised of the world out there at your claws.



Dear Bacon,
I am SO with you on your Christmas tree escapade last year.  I understand completely.  The tree got tired.  I’m saying the same thing.  I walked by it and it fell.  It had nothing to do with me looking at the pretty shiny ornaments.  Shaking head – nothing at all.  Signed Busted

Dear Busted,
Oh dear kitty.  You see with at least my ordeal, I didn’t stay in the room for a picture.  You my friend got exactly what it is – busted.  The proof is in the picture.  Next time, flee fast on those little legs and act like you are asleep.  Not that I know from experience, but that might help your cause next time.


Remember friends – keep the questions/pictures coming to me for my weekly Tuesday Dear Bacon issues.  You can send your questions/pictures to me at


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. gentlestitches

    12/31/2013 at 3:13 am

    HeeHee! Good advice! 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 7:06 am

      Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. fozziemum

    12/31/2013 at 4:35 am

    Dear Bacon…bwahahahahah poor babies all in some dilemma …lucky they have the Porcine Purveyor of Practical Advice on hand 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 10:02 am

      Snorts – I like that my friend “Porcine Purveyor of Practical Advice”. It sounds like something out of the Wizard of Oz – PLOL (Piggy laughing out loud). Have a great New Years day my friend! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        12/31/2013 at 6:45 pm

        Bwahahahaha it does doesn’t it!! Have a great night sweet friend xxxxx Fozziemum xxx

  3. Dugutigui

    12/31/2013 at 7:12 am

    Happy New Year 2014 !!

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 10:02 am

      Happy New Year 2014 back at you my friend! Here’s to an awesome year full of fun and friends – XOXO – Bacon

  4. Coccolino

    12/31/2013 at 8:28 am

    Oh Bacon, it’s always the first picture that cracks me up! I’m here singing a song with my daughter and we saw the first picture and I burst out laughing mid-song. You, dear friend, are a wonderful piggy and I wish you the most marvelous New Year. I hope you get everything you want and stay smart to keep me in check. xoxo

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 10:03 am

      aaww thank you my sweet pal. I really appreciate those kind words. Here’s a toast for us for 2014 – to old friends and new for a wonderful blessed New Year! XOXO – Bacon

  5. sakuraandme

    12/31/2013 at 8:37 am

    Once again you have me laughing. I hug you Bacon and wish you all your family the Happiest New Year Ever!! May all your dreams come true and you don’t get into anymore trouble! Hahaha
    Hugs from Oz, Paula xxxxx

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 10:04 am

      Snorts – me *not* get into trouble. That’s like saying the chicken won’t ever cross the road again – impossible my friend. But I will definitely TRY to walk the line for the rest of this year – snorticles. Thank you for your kinds words. Here’s hoping for a wonderful joyous new year filled with lots of laughter with friends! XOXO – Bacon

      • sakuraandme

        12/31/2013 at 10:15 am

        “Hear hear” xxxxx

  6. Reilly & Denny

    12/31/2013 at 8:52 am

    you a such a wise wiglet……what would we do without your words of wisdom 🙂 Happy new year Bacon !!

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 10:05 am

      aaw thanks my friend. I really do try. I take my Dear Bacon letters seriously – well I try – snorts. Have an awesome new year my friend! XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    12/31/2013 at 9:08 am

    I will not ask, Limbo… but things like this can happen, I’m sure :o) I agree with Busted, some christmas trees need a nap sometimes :o) Our ugly Jim too :o)

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 10:06 am

      See it’s an epidemic! Trees get tired. I got blamed last year but I’m finding that it’s a worldwide problem and not just isolated at the Hotel Thompson. I think my humans owe my an apology, you? Have an awesome 2014 brother!! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Julianne Victoria

    12/31/2013 at 11:27 am

    WOL, MOL, LOL! Happy New Year from Ku’s Mama and the whole pack!

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 12:14 pm

      aaw – back at you my sweet friends. Have an awesome 2014! XOXO – Bacon

  9. evilsquirrel13

    12/31/2013 at 1:23 pm

    What a coincidence… my cats like to get “on the computer” as well! Usually while I’m trying to use it…. sigh!

    • PigLove

      12/31/2013 at 2:09 pm

      Snorts – so do the purr things here. I just don’t get it. I prefer to be in front and typing away – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon


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