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Merry Christmas

25 Dec

Last night, I made a deal with the purr things.  We were going to hang out near the Mickey Mouse lamp pole all night in hopes of seeing the mysterious Santa Claus.  Mom/dad told us all that he wouldn’t come as long as our eyes were open.  So in preparation, we taped them open just in case Mr. Sandman came first.  We waited and waited to no avail.  The purr things got frustrated and went to mom/dad’s room to sleep on the Select Comfort.  I myself was determined.  I mean hey, they don’t call me pig headed for nothing, right?  Snorts.

So I waited and waited – no snow – no reindeers – no fatman in red.  I was having a hard time trying to stay awake.  I jumped on the sofa and that was a big mistake.  Before I knew it, my eyes were droopy, my breathing had slowed and I had drifted off to peace on earth.

I’m not sure how much time had passed but something awakened me and it wasn’t my gas.  I kept one eye closed and barely opened the other.  To my surprise I saw a big fat guy all in red.  He was quietly putting pretty wrapped presents around the pole that he had first mistaken as a stripper pole – oh dear Lord.  But hold everything and wait a minute what is that caught my attention?  A woman was beside him wearing next to nothing.  No wonder for his confusion on the pole.  The next thing that happened scarred me for life when Santa grabbed said woman and gave her a kiss to last.  OMP (oh my pig).  What was that?  She turned and grinned and I saw it wasn’t a woman – it was my mom!  What will daddy think – what will daddy say.  I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.  THUD – piggy down.

I shut my eyes so very fast.  This is not something that a pig wants to last.  When I reopened my eyes much to my amazement, everyone was gone but the presents were still there – all decorated – all wrapped – tucked in neatly around the Mickey Mouse pole lamp.  But something caught my eye in the corner near one box.  It was green and waving, “Come take a look”.  I quietly exited off my sofa and softly hooved my way across the floor.  Oh dear Lord – it was a $20.00 bill – I guess Santa did get a dance from the lap pole after all.

I squealed and ran down to my room in a hurry and tucked myself in to my toddler bed.  When then what did I hear?  Soft taps on the roof, a jingle of bells and in a loud bellow I heard a man say, “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”

 
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18 responses to “Merry Christmas

  1. Sue Ellen

    12/25/2013 at 1:14 am

    WOW Bacon !!!!! Your Christmas eve was much better than ours….no “pole dancin'” or greenbacks here ~~~~ heavy sigh ~~~~ maybe next year our home will have some fun excitement…
    ♪ RoOo L&M (we have cookie breath tonight ^^ ^^ …those are our ‘happy’ ears)

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 1:19 am

      I was amazed – just amazed my friend! I couldn’t believe my little piggy eyes. I haven’t left my room yet since I heard the noise in the roof top. Mom and dad are asleep. I can’t wait to open some presents and tell them what I saw. 🙂
      I didn’t get cookies either. Y’all are very lucky! Hope your day is wonderful my friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. speedyrabbit

    12/25/2013 at 2:31 am

    Merry Christmas and don’t worry all will be good you’ll see,xx SPeedy

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 2:33 am

      I hope so Speedy. Have a wonderful Christmas my little friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. onespoiledcat

    12/25/2013 at 6:01 am

    MERRY CHRISTMAS BACON!!!! Wait til you see the photo I got from the security camera on my roof last night!! I think next year I’m just gonna trust he’s coming and get some sleep instead of doing the spy thing – how about you buddy?

    Have a special day my friend and Cousin………….love and hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 10:31 am

      It was cool last night. I did get tired and fall asleep. Mom said it was all a dream and nothing like that happened – least not her kissing Santa. It all just seemed so real though. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. easyweimaraner

    12/25/2013 at 8:11 am

    your mom kissed Santa? wow! Will you tell it to your dad? or will you wait for the “perfect moment”? Have a super day and I hope you will get a mountain of gifts. Have a funny pigmas, brother :o)

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 10:34 am

      Thanks brother! Hope yours was swell. I talked to mom this morning. She said I dreamed everything. For real? I’m just not sure about that. It seemed so real. Gotta go wreck – I mean deck some halls and open presents now. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Reilly & Denny

    12/25/2013 at 8:42 am

    Have a very Merry Christmas to all of you – enjoy the day and have a safe and happy New Year. And a big thank you for being such great buddies all year long 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 10:34 am

      Aaww same to you my friend. I really do appreciate my friends. Have a great day and be safe. Love ya! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Pix Under the Oaks

    12/25/2013 at 8:55 am

    Merry Merry Christmas Bacon!!! It’s here, Christmas is here.. 😀 Wishing you and your Mom and Dad and the Purr Things a Christmas filled with all that makes you happy!!!

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 10:38 am

      Aaww thanks so much my friend. Hope you have a most excellent day as well. So far so good. We are fixing to open and throw wrapping paper everywhere at the Hotel Thompson. Let the fun times begin! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. evilsquirrel13

    12/25/2013 at 11:09 am

    Apparently Mommies everywhere are attracted to Santa Claus, because I hear so many people singing that song!

    Your Porky Pig greeting reminded me… have you heard his killer version of Blue Christmas before?

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 11:18 am

      It’s an epidemic. Mom says I was dreaming. She was trying hard to convince me. I’m not so sure. This Jackson I have as evidence suggests otherwise – snorts. I love that Porky Pig song. I know it well since well since we are related somewhat. I hope you have a fantastic Christmas my friend! I’m still destroying – I mean opening presents. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. katsrus

    12/25/2013 at 12:57 pm

    Such excitement you had. Merry Christmas dear Bacon.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      12/25/2013 at 2:14 pm

      Merry Christmas to you too my friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Bongo

    12/25/2013 at 11:50 pm

    Merry Christmas Bacon! You had some excitement before it even got started. Good thing those purr things weren’t around to see it.

     
    • PigLove

      12/26/2013 at 9:58 am

      Exactly! Those purr things might have messed everything up. I still say that it all seemed really real. XOXO – Bacon

       

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