It’s really not what you think. Honestly. I was just surfing the net and this came up. I really wasn’t looking for this kind of well activity. Honestly. Signed Captured
Let me get this straight. Your um doggy activity just ‘happened’ to show up on your laptop… and the headphones just ‘happened’ to be on as well. Okay my friend. Whatever gets you through the night – snorts.
The humans, they insist on me wearing jammies to bed. What we do for our humans, right? Signed Pampered
Enjoy it my friend. If it makes the humans happy, then we are in a good spot. Not a lot of others have the life that we have. We should live it up and take advantage of all the love the humans want to throw at us. Enjoy it!
Nobody knows the stumbles I’ve made in life. I’ve got it bad. Some days I just don’t know about my life. I tend to ‘hit’ the can too much these days and pass out while drinking. I think I have a problem. Can you help? Signed Squirrel Anonymous
Dear Squirrel Anonymous,
Admission is the first step my friend. And you do realize that you have a lot of friends to help you through these tough times. Life has to much to offer and you have too much to live for than to hit the can and sleep through it. I’m sending you Journalist Rocky the Squirrel’s number. Call him. He will help you out.
You know us pit bulls get a bad rap. They tend to categorize us all in one place saying we are mean spirited. That’s like saying all mice are icky. Would your mother think that about Mickey Mouse? People shouldn’t judge all of us because of a couple of bad instances. Don’t you think? Signed LoveBug
You said it exactly my friend! How could anyone think that you were a ‘killer’ by that picture all snuggled up in your bed with your security penguin? Such wise wisdom that we should share with everyone in the world. No judgements – just love!
See, Bashful is not the only one that can pick up chicks. I do too – purr. This is my friend Gloria. I give her rides everywhere we go. Isn’t she pretty? Signed Felix
You *are* the purr thing my friend. That is awesome that you pick up ‘chicks’ and give them rides. I bet you are very popular on the farm. Have a fantastic time with your friends.
**Remember friends – send your pictures and questions to me at email@example.com
12/17/2013 at 1:19 am
Awwww…what a wonderful post to start the day with, Bacon. Somehow the little Pampered looks like me…the things we do for love… 🙂 Pawkiss 🙂
12/17/2013 at 7:57 am
Exactly! Dear Bacon issues are always my favorites. All of my anipals come out for help. We have questions too – its not just the humans with questions. XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 2:48 am
Good advice Bacon.
12/17/2013 at 7:57 am
Thank you sweet friend. I really do try. XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 4:00 am
Oh Bacon…..what a hoot poor Captured needs a net nanny on his computer..and perhaps therapy…long term therapy hahahhaah hugs Fozziemum xxxx
12/17/2013 at 8:00 am
Snorts. That’s what I thought too. Mommy would blow a basket if she caught me looking at piggy porn – snorts. It’s bad enough that I google Miss Piggy. Oops did I say that out loud? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 5:30 pm
Bacon!!!! now you go to your room and have a good long think about your google iyoung man 😉 hugs Fozziemum xxx
12/17/2013 at 6:01 pm
Yes ma’am. I will. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 6:12 pm
HEHE hugs to you cutie pie 🙂 Fozziemum xxx
12/17/2013 at 6:44 am
You are pretty smart, B., and a real problem solver. I wish I had a security penguin. And a chick. And a soda. And jammies.
Love and licks,
12/17/2013 at 9:17 am
Snorts – Come on over Cupcake. We can have a sleep over and we can rule my bedroom. Mom can even pop us some corn as we watch movies – it would be a blast! XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 7:32 am
I feel with the captured pug :o) Do you know the url of the site he watched?
12/17/2013 at 9:22 am
Snorts – I just spit Koolaid on my laptop screen. Hold on a minute – gotta clean it all up….
Easy – you are good. I’m not really sure what the address was. Perhaps I shall ask for you? All I have are the pig sites – scratch that. XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 10:15 am
That would be great … but please don’t tell it to my staff ;o)
12/17/2013 at 10:17 am
Gotcha. It will be under the laptop. Under the table. Under the… well maybe under is not good terminology – snorts. Incognito – there you go. XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 10:21 am
undercover? or under-pillow ( but I better use dad’s) :o)
12/17/2013 at 10:28 am
snorts – gotcha brother!! XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 7:37 am
the kitten and chick are sooo cute!
12/17/2013 at 9:22 am
I thought so too my friend. Bashful is not the only one that can pick up chicks – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Miss Harper Lee
12/17/2013 at 9:26 am
I love your reply to Pampered. So true. We are the lucky ones, even if we do have to put up with a lot of “stuff” from our humans. 😉
12/17/2013 at 9:31 am
This is true. If it’s the price we pay in being pampered and dolled up, so be it and let it flow! XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 9:38 am
12/17/2013 at 9:53 am
Thank you my friend. Fellow anipals actually send them in to me with questions for my Dear Bacon issues every Tuesday. XOXO – Bacon
12/17/2013 at 11:08 am
The first picture of the “Dear Bacon” letters always cracks me up! Thanks for the laugh, my sweet friend.
12/17/2013 at 11:52 am
You are so welcome!! Hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2013 at 11:31 am
I love this!! The puppy in PJ’s is too cute for words!
12/18/2013 at 12:06 pm
He is adorable. You know what’s more adorable? This little oinker in his jammies 🙂 XOXO – Bacon