Bacons Tales of Terror

13 Dec

 Hello my friends – Count Baconula here for Bacons Tales of Terror – on today this Friday the 13th – insert evil scary music.  Today, we have a good one.  An actual true story into terror.  Are you ready?  Do you think you can withstand the horror?  Buckle up my friends, this is a good one.

Daddy, he’s a tough kind of guy. He used to play football in his younger days.  You know a rough and tumble kind of guy who doesn’t freak out or get scared that easily.  Us anipals at the Hotel Thompson know this about him. He’s a toughee.   Well, you know sometimes it’s the little things that can bring down a big guy.20131209-042455.jpg

Take for instance earlier in the week.  Daddy has routine that is more structured than mine – well it seems that way.  He did his morning chores and then jumped in the shower like he always does.  That was his first mistake – taking a shower.  His second mistake – leaving the door open to the bathroom.  Insert evil snorts and evil purr sounds.

Me, Hemi and Mouse Girl stood outside in the hallway.  It was a secret mission that we put together.  Since I’m a miniature pot bellied pig, I was too big for the mission.  Mouse Girl, well she didn’t have the gusto for the mission either.  But Hemi, Hemi is the Fear Factor purr thing here at the Hotel Thompson.  He took the mission and ran with it.

Mouse Girl stood as a look out in the front room just in case someone came in… I know not likely to happen but still.  I took the look out in the hallway.  Hemi started up his ninja moves and we could hear the theme to Mission Impossible starting to play.  He went left then right and slowly inched his way to the side of the tub.  We could all hear daddy singing off key with not a thought or fear to the world.

Then Hemi maneuvered his little acrobatic feline body into position on the tub ledge right in between the inside shower curtain and the outside decorative curtain.  I looked at Mouse Girl and she gave me the go ahead.  I slowly tiptoed on my hooves into the bathroom and swatted Hemi’s tail that was hanging down for the go ahead.  I then slowly edged myself back out of the bathroom.

About that time, Hemi took his extra large paws and with three swipes hit daddy in the buttocks.


When I tell you that daddy screams like a girl, I’m not lying.  If he was a cat, I think he would have used eight of his lives in that single moment.  In fact, I don’t think us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson have even heard mommy scream like that.  I’m surprised it didn’t crack the bathroom mirror.

It’s a good thing daddy was almost finished with his shower.  He could hardly walk out of the bathroom.  His idea of fast was a snail’s pace because he was shaking so bad.  Of course, we all acted innocently.  We were all in the front room watching television like, “What up dad?”


Of course, he knew what we did.  That was abundantly clear when he called mommy and told on us.  The funny thing, I think I heard mommy laughing on the other end of the phone.  She said we did him good – real good.  I guess she was thinking we got him back for all of his jokes this week with the Christmas decorations.  Snorts.

So the next time you are taking a shower, remember a couple of things.

 (1) Shut the door and LOCK it;

(2) Men do scream like girls;

(3) Make sure you know where your anipals are.  They watch television and movies too. 🙂

Happy Friday the 13th my friends!


Posted by on 12/13/2013 in Bacon, Bacons Tales of Terror


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33 responses to “Bacons Tales of Terror

  1. digitalgranny

    12/13/2013 at 2:30 am

    I am sitting here laughing and chuckling.

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:20 am

      Snorts. I think mom was laughing too. I’m not sure about daddy. He might grin about it now but I tell you – that human can screech! XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    12/13/2013 at 2:40 am

    Hehehehe way to go Bacon,Mouse Girl and Hemi!,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:22 am

      It was definitely one of our proudest moments – snorts. Heck, with all of the crap daddy has been giving us all about Christmas, I do believe a little preemptive strike was in order – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

  3. angelswhisper2011

    12/13/2013 at 4:05 am

    Pawkisses for a scary Friday, Bacon…MOL 😀

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:23 am

      Thank you sweets – back at you! XOXO – Bacon

  4. gentlestitches

    12/13/2013 at 5:07 am

    hahahahah! 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:24 am

      Auntie Sharon – it was a snort of a time. You so should have been there. XOXO – Bacon

  5. fozziemum

    12/13/2013 at 5:20 am

    Oh Bacon hilarious bwahahhahah you guys really have just taken a knife to a gunfight now you realise…daddy now is going to be seeking his opportunity to reap his revenge….oh dear…duck Bacon he has a Boomerang and no license to drive it bwhahaaaha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxxx

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:26 am

      Snorts. That is so true. Well, we all know he can’t drive that boomerang. His little ALMOST mishap of decapitating one of Mickey Mouse’s the other night has stalled him a bit on that. He would have been in deep trouble if he did something to mom’s MM. Of course, it would have been fun watching him squirm. I’m sure he will get us back but he has been giving *us* heck about decorating. So we shall see – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        12/13/2013 at 4:59 pm

        Hahahaha indeed the squirm would have been great …but then the fury of mum …don’t know Bacon 😉 hehee hugs Fozziemum xxxxx

      • PigLove

        12/13/2013 at 5:19 pm

        Tis true – snorts. Have a fabulous day and weekend my friend!! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        12/15/2013 at 6:04 am

        Ahh Bacon it’s nearly over..had my skates on all weekend ..where did it go???? hugs Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        12/16/2013 at 2:39 am

        Exactly! We’ve been busier here at the Hotel Thompson than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest. XOXO – Bacon 🐷

      • fozziemum

        12/16/2013 at 5:36 am

        Bwahahahahahaahhah one of my faves Bacon…sadly true bbwahaaahaha XXXX Fozziemum

  6. Basil

    12/13/2013 at 5:22 am

    Bol well done you guys – great team work!

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:27 am

      Thank you. We are all taking bows. The one time that we put all of us to use to accomplish a combined goal – get daddy – snorts. It worked wonderfully. Perhaps we will all try again in the future 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  7. onespoiledcat

    12/13/2013 at 5:56 am

    HAHAHAHAHA……taught that Dad of yours a good lesson didn’t you!

    Holiday Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:27 am

      I think so. We shall see if he closes the bathroom door today – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Genevieve Petrillo

    12/13/2013 at 6:28 am

    Ha! That was a well-deserved scare for your dad.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:28 am

      Cupcake – it was the bomb! I so wish we could have video taped it. I’m sure it would have went viral. Daddy sure can scream like a girl – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. hutchagoodlife

    12/13/2013 at 8:23 am

    Hehehe what a great story! By the way, whee have a little surpise waiting for you on the blog!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:29 am

      Thank you —- squeal – a surprise?! For me?? I’m off to check. Thanks my friends! XOXO – Bacon

  10. The Dancing Rider

    12/13/2013 at 9:17 am

    LOL!!!!!! Go Hemi, and thanks Mouse Girl and you Bacon for keeping lookout! Way to to, and a great Friday the 13th “gift” for Daddy. 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 9:31 am

      It was the best gift that we could think of to give him and it did fall on our Tales of Terror date – the 13th. It was a hoot! XOXO – Bacon

  11. easyweimaraner

    12/13/2013 at 9:32 am

    haaaahahahaha! that was much better than the shower at Norman Bates’ Motel! butt at least your dad got a free tattoo (or cattoo).

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 10:11 am

      This is true. I’m telling you – he knows how to scream. I’ve never heard anything that high pitched before in my life! Snorts. XOXO- Bacon

  12. Pix Under the Oaks

    12/13/2013 at 10:05 am

    Poor Daddy!

    • PigLove

      12/13/2013 at 10:11 am

      Snorts – he’s been giving us crap about decorating all week. I think he deserved a little ‘motivation’. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  13. katsrus

    12/13/2013 at 8:39 pm

    Hey next time don’t forget to record the scream so we can all hear. ROFL.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      12/16/2013 at 2:15 am

      Snorts. Will do. His scream was priceless. I really didn’t know you could scream that high of a pitch – snorts. XOXO – Bacon 🐷

  14. Lori Fontanes

    12/15/2013 at 10:27 am

    *Always* lock that bathroom door–especially if you’re singing off-key!!!

    • PigLove

      12/16/2013 at 2:43 am

      So very true!! I don’t think daddy will do this again for some time. Snorts XOXO – Bacon 🐷


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