Dear Bacon

10 Dec


Dear Bacon,
I was this close to being caught.  The dog couldn’t find me.  I was so hoping that no one else in the room would give me away.  I was so glad when he finally left the room.  If he had been there for one more minute, I would have been riding him like a horse!  Signed Secret Agent Cat

Dear Secret Agent Cat,
Oh pal.  That was so very close.  You could have been found out at any minute.  I don’t even want to ask what you were doing to have the barky thing come looking for you like that.  Did you eat some of his kibbles?  Steal his bone?  Sleep in his bed?  I’d be careful if I was you.  I think he means business.




Dear Bacon,
I admit it.  I’m just a tad little lazy when it comes to me overlooking my kingdom.  Sometimes my get up just doesn’t go.  You ever have those problems?  Signed Catlazy

Dear Catlazy,
Do I ever?!  Hey, there’s nothing wrong with your giddy up not trotting.  Sometimes you are just too tired and have to make priorities of what is more important to use that energy for… like eating.  Watching the kingdom, nah that can be done just like you are doing my friend.  Get rest.


Dear Bacon,
Do you think this would be a cute business card for me to pass out like yours?  I’ve seen yours and they are way cute.  I want my own.  Thoughts?  Signed Stud

Dear Stud,
Snorts.  Well, your card will at least get you a lot of attention.  Some of it might not be the kind of attention you want though – for instance a paw across the face.  If you’re going to play Stud, be a man about it my friend.  You might want to rethink the wording on your card.  You know something like, “It’s hot outside but it’s cool beside me.”  or “You know where you would look even hotter?  Right here beside me”.  Keep it clean but yet flattering.




Dear Bacon,
This is our nightly routine.  We all gather up in the big soft bed and mama reads us bedtime stories.  She said that she got that from your mommy reading you bedtime stories.  We just thought we would share.  Signed Kitty Kids

Dear Kitty Kids,
That is so adorable my friends.  I am so glad that you shared.  There is nothing like a bedtime story at night to gently help you fall asleep.  Keep being cute my friends!

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15 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. digitalgranny

    12/10/2013 at 1:56 am

    You give such wonderful advice and are so helpful to those who write in seeking help<:)

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 2:59 am

      Aaww thank you so much my kind friend. I really do try to help. XOXO – Bacon

  2. angelswhisper2011

    12/10/2013 at 3:52 am

    Over-cute pictures and great advices, Bacon. The seven dwarfs are so adorable 😀 Pawkiss 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 4:20 am

      Snorts! They are very much. Love the little purr babies. XOXO – Bacon 🐷

  3. mythreemoggies

    12/10/2013 at 4:12 am

    Had to tweet this as so funny especially the first picture x Have a good day Bacon

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 4:19 am

      Thanks my dear friend!! XOXO – Bacon 🐷

  4. Katie and Coccolino

    12/10/2013 at 6:40 am

    Bacon you are wise beyond your years. Love that first pic!

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 8:42 am

      aaww thank you my sweet friend. I really try to help. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Miss Harper Lee

    12/10/2013 at 8:44 am

    I cannot begin to tell you how much I missed your wonderful Dear Bacon posts while my humans were away. Can you believe they just abandoned me and didn’t even leave the computer password so that I could read your blog? I think there’s a Dear Bacon letter in that!

  6. Pix Under the Oaks

    12/10/2013 at 8:57 am

    Kitty Kids! Awww!

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 8:59 am

      They are too adorable, aren’t they? XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    12/10/2013 at 9:37 am

    Great advice Brother. I’m glad secrent agent kitty had good arm muscles… otherwise all good things come from above…

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 10:23 am

      You got that right. I do believe that dog would have taken hostages first and asked questions later. XOXO – Bacon

  8. FreeRangeCow

    12/10/2013 at 12:19 pm

    OH, Catlazy made me laugh!

    • PigLove

      12/10/2013 at 2:35 pm

      Most definitely. I’ve seen the purr things here at the Hotel Thompson do that kind of lazy patrol. It’s a snort. XOXO – Bacon


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