The Shock!
Poor mom and dad. While her and dad were on vacation a couple of weeks ago, they were attacked one night in their hotel room. The attacker came in the form of peanut butter Oreos – thud. It was a full package at one point and the next point they threw themselves onto mom/dad and let’s just say the rest is history.
The only thing mom remembers is the taste of peanut butter – dad was too busy attacking back and separating the cookies. It was a misfortunate night. Only two people walked away – mom and dad. The Oreos – well let’s say they walked away as well – as take out in mom/dad’s bellies.
If you have seen this attacker, please get to him before he gets to you. He’s been known to make you gain 5-10 pounds in a single assault. Beware my friends. Mom/dad said once he starts to attack, he’s relentless.
Piglove 
fozziemum
11/09/2013 at 5:26 am
Beastly event Bacon…. I myself have been attacked..by popcorn lately..;) hugs Fozziemum xx
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 10:46 am
The horrors! All of this food is turning on ya’ll. Whatever will you do? I can help out in these situations. Super Bacon to the rescue. I will eat this food for you. See, I can be your lifesaver – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
11/09/2013 at 7:27 pm
Super Bacon indeed!! you are a vital help when Food Attacks heheeeh 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
onespoiledcat
11/09/2013 at 6:16 am
Uhoh…..these things sound DANGEROUS!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 10:48 am
Mom and dad said they were scarred. I’m not sure if they will ever get over it 😛🐷 XOXO – Bacon
Pix Under the Oaks
11/09/2013 at 7:53 am
Bacon your Mom and Dad need to crumble up some of those PB Oreo cookies and put them over vanilla and/or chocolate ice cream. They will have to call 911! Good Morning Bacon and a Happy Saturday to you!
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 10:49 am
Oh the horrors. That sounds like a death trap waiting to happen. I’m off to suggest it to mom and dad now 🙂 happy Saturday to you too my friend. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
11/09/2013 at 9:46 am
We only have the “regular” Oreo’s here and they are always the bogey opponent :o) The worst is that they are haunted too: when you kill them via dumping them in your stomach you will gain 5 lbs … even when a package of oreo has only 14 oz… that’s scary :o)
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 10:51 am
So true my friend! Mom said that the attack left her with at least a 5-10 pound assault. I think that might be what she is going to start this DIEt thing Monday. It’s going to be a bumpy ride full of withdrawals I’m afraid. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
11/09/2013 at 10:22 am
Oh my… I’m not sure if I’d need to fear this attacker. There are things I like peanut butter on, but Oreo cookies….. ummmm, not so much! 🙂
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 10:53 am
That’s what daddy originally thought until he was attacked. It left a lasting impression. I’m surprised it didn’t make the local papers on Tybee Island. Unfortunately the attack kept giving and now it’s a fight on the aftermath of losing that 5-10 pounds. The horror. XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
11/09/2013 at 11:27 am
Sounds awful Bacon. You know I have been attacked by regular Oreos before. Really scary.
Sue B
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 11:28 am
It was truly a nightmare for mom. She still has dreams about them attacking. Thank goodness they didn’t follow her home. XOXO – Bacon
agatapokutycka
11/09/2013 at 12:58 pm
Oh no… I never knew that Oreo can be so horrid… we will try and get rid of them much quicker from now on!
Thank you for the heads up…
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 1:01 pm
You are so welcome my friend. Please be aware and stay strong. XOXO – Bacon
susieandsidebite
11/09/2013 at 2:04 pm
Our Mom has tried them and we got to have one, now we are hooked, Mom has not let Dad know about them, Barharhar!
The Mad Scots
PigLove
11/09/2013 at 2:38 pm
Your mom is a hero for not allowing them to attack your dad. I bow down to her. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
11/09/2013 at 11:24 pm
HaHa! These attacks like the one you described occur here too!
Bassa's Blog
11/10/2013 at 2:55 am
I was worried when I read the title and first few lines of your post and then I became even more alarmed when I realized that it was an Oreo assault! 🙂
PigLove
11/10/2013 at 5:03 pm
It was a bad assault. One that mommy says can’t happen again for some time. XOXO – Bacon
The Dancing Rider
11/10/2013 at 1:59 pm
Evil Oreo’s. It had to be the peanut butter aspect….. 🙂
PigLove
11/10/2013 at 5:07 pm
I think you may be right. Mom and dad are a huge fan… And so is a certain little piggy 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
mythreemoggies
11/12/2013 at 12:13 pm
ohh scary are they still recovering lol
PigLove
11/12/2013 at 12:22 pm
oh dear yet. That is why mom is attempting this DIEt thingy. Shakes piggy head. It was a rough fight she said… she even mumbled something to the scales about shutting up. Of course, she didn’t see me with my back hoove on the scale too. XOXO – Bacon