Mom and Dad Were Attacked!

09 Nov

The Shock!

Poor mom and dad.  While her and dad were on vacation a couple of weeks ago, they were attacked one night in their hotel room.  The attacker came in the form of peanut butter Oreos – thud.  It was a full package at one point and the next point they threw themselves onto mom/dad and let’s just say the rest is history.

The only thing mom remembers is the taste of peanut butter – dad was too busy attacking back and separating the cookies.  It was a misfortunate night.  Only two people walked away – mom and dad.  The Oreos – well let’s say they walked away as well – as take out in mom/dad’s bellies.

If you have seen this attacker, please get to him before he gets to you.  He’s been known to make you gain 5-10 pounds in a single assault.  Beware my friends.  Mom/dad said once he starts to attack, he’s relentless.



Posted by on 11/09/2013 in Bacon


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24 responses to “Mom and Dad Were Attacked!

  1. fozziemum

    11/09/2013 at 5:26 am

    Beastly event Bacon…. I myself have been popcorn lately..;) hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 10:46 am

      The horrors! All of this food is turning on ya’ll. Whatever will you do? I can help out in these situations. Super Bacon to the rescue. I will eat this food for you. See, I can be your lifesaver – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        11/09/2013 at 7:27 pm

        Super Bacon indeed!! you are a vital help when Food Attacks heheeeh 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

  2. onespoiledcat

    11/09/2013 at 6:16 am

    Uhoh…..these things sound DANGEROUS!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 10:48 am

      Mom and dad said they were scarred. I’m not sure if they will ever get over it 😛🐷 XOXO – Bacon

  3. Pix Under the Oaks

    11/09/2013 at 7:53 am

    Bacon your Mom and Dad need to crumble up some of those PB Oreo cookies and put them over vanilla and/or chocolate ice cream. They will have to call 911! Good Morning Bacon and a Happy Saturday to you!

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 10:49 am

      Oh the horrors. That sounds like a death trap waiting to happen. I’m off to suggest it to mom and dad now 🙂 happy Saturday to you too my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    11/09/2013 at 9:46 am

    We only have the “regular” Oreo’s here and they are always the bogey opponent :o) The worst is that they are haunted too: when you kill them via dumping them in your stomach you will gain 5 lbs … even when a package of oreo has only 14 oz… that’s scary :o)

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 10:51 am

      So true my friend! Mom said that the attack left her with at least a 5-10 pound assault. I think that might be what she is going to start this DIEt thing Monday. It’s going to be a bumpy ride full of withdrawals I’m afraid. XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    11/09/2013 at 10:22 am

    Oh my… I’m not sure if I’d need to fear this attacker. There are things I like peanut butter on, but Oreo cookies….. ummmm, not so much! 🙂

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 10:53 am

      That’s what daddy originally thought until he was attacked. It left a lasting impression. I’m surprised it didn’t make the local papers on Tybee Island. Unfortunately the attack kept giving and now it’s a fight on the aftermath of losing that 5-10 pounds. The horror. XOXO – Bacon

  6. katsrus

    11/09/2013 at 11:27 am

    Sounds awful Bacon. You know I have been attacked by regular Oreos before. Really scary.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 11:28 am

      It was truly a nightmare for mom. She still has dreams about them attacking. Thank goodness they didn’t follow her home. XOXO – Bacon

  7. agatapokutycka

    11/09/2013 at 12:58 pm

    Oh no… I never knew that Oreo can be so horrid… we will try and get rid of them much quicker from now on!
    Thank you for the heads up…

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 1:01 pm

      You are so welcome my friend. Please be aware and stay strong. XOXO – Bacon

  8. susieandsidebite

    11/09/2013 at 2:04 pm

    Our Mom has tried them and we got to have one, now we are hooked, Mom has not let Dad know about them, Barharhar!

    The Mad Scots

    • PigLove

      11/09/2013 at 2:38 pm

      Your mom is a hero for not allowing them to attack your dad. I bow down to her. XOXO – Bacon

  9. gentlestitches

    11/09/2013 at 11:24 pm

    HaHa! These attacks like the one you described occur here too!

  10. Bassa's Blog

    11/10/2013 at 2:55 am

    I was worried when I read the title and first few lines of your post and then I became even more alarmed when I realized that it was an Oreo assault! 🙂

    • PigLove

      11/10/2013 at 5:03 pm

      It was a bad assault. One that mommy says can’t happen again for some time. XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Dancing Rider

    11/10/2013 at 1:59 pm

    Evil Oreo’s. It had to be the peanut butter aspect….. 🙂

    • PigLove

      11/10/2013 at 5:07 pm

      I think you may be right. Mom and dad are a huge fan… And so is a certain little piggy 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  12. mythreemoggies

    11/12/2013 at 12:13 pm

    ohh scary are they still recovering lol

    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 12:22 pm

      oh dear yet. That is why mom is attempting this DIEt thingy. Shakes piggy head. It was a rough fight she said… she even mumbled something to the scales about shutting up. Of course, she didn’t see me with my back hoove on the scale too. XOXO – Bacon


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