Dear Bacon

29 Oct


Dear Bacon,

You just know I have to go there.  Do you think my tongue is longer than Miley Cyrus’?  I do believe I can make a better video.  What do you think?  Signed Tonsil

Dear Tonsil,

YES!  and Y.E.S.!!  I do believe your tongue is longer and cuter than the girl masquerading as an entertainer.  AND, I do believe you could make a better AND cleaner video than of such.  I mean look at you now.  You are already wearing more clothes – snorts.



Dear Bacon,

I’m confused.  I’m mystified.  I’m just well don’t know.  What is it?  Is it a turtle?  Is it a dinoturtle?  Is it a form of a Mutant Ninja Turtle?  What the cat’s eye is it?  Signed Confucius

Dear Confucius,

It’s cute.  That’s what it is – snorticles.  Go with it and have some fun.  Put a leash on it and walk it for Halloween.



Dear Bacon,

What nut?  I don’t see a nut.  There are no nuts around here.  There’s nothing to see here.  Carry on.  Signed Dale

Dear Dale,

No nuts huh?  Well you might want to get that overly enlarged cheek looked at by your doctor.  PLOL (pig laughing out loud)



Dear Bacon,

Sometimes you just have to find a friend that cares about you and your well being when out in nature.  Someone that you can curl up to and take a sleep and know that no one is going to bother you while you are doing so.  This is my buddy Pete.  He’s my pal.  You need to find you a Pete too when you go outside.  Signed Bun

Dear Bun,

Awww – that is so adorable my friend.  I’ll start looking for one now.



Dear Bacon,

This is my friend Scratch.  He is blind.  I’m officially his seeing eye cat.  You don’t see this everyday, do you?  It just goes to show you that anyone can help someone out.  I’ve heard about your humans vision problems.  Why don’t you become his seeing eye pig?  It would be awesome!  Signed Felix

Dear Felix,

You know you do have a point my friend.  That is fantastic.  I think I’ll try to start today.  Thanks for the heads up.  Continue on doing a great deed!


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15 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    10/29/2013 at 8:13 am

    Can you tell me how I can get such a tongue? I need it for the ice cream cups :o)

    • PigLove

      10/29/2013 at 8:40 am

      I know, right? It beats that ridiculous Miley Cyrus grin/tongue – shivers. Now *that* is some scary stuff. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        10/29/2013 at 10:52 am

        Uh that formerly Hannah Montana was scary…. butt not bad for Howl-o-ween :o)

      • PigLove

        10/29/2013 at 10:58 am

        Snorts – you may be right there Easy. I hope today finds you feeling better than the weekend my friend. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        10/29/2013 at 11:03 am

        Fever is down, but the monster is stil in my ear. Butt I hope I’m well till Howl-o-ween :o)

      • PigLove

        10/29/2013 at 11:13 am

        I do too my friend. I do too. You gotta be well. You have to be able to have fun and go out. XOXO – Bacon

  2. peacelovenwhiskers

    10/29/2013 at 9:50 am

    Hehe seeing eye cat.

  3. susieandsidebite

    10/29/2013 at 1:14 pm

    Oh we think Bun is such a cutie and has a pal for life!

    The Mad Scots

    • PigLove

      10/29/2013 at 1:42 pm

      I know – right? He’s adorable as well! XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Dancing Rider

    10/29/2013 at 4:28 pm

    Our purr things would love to have such a long tongue for getting all the bits of food out of things. The little dino-turtle! OMG, Bacon! Someone actually made him a little wearable decoration! So sweet. Seeing-eye cat is very cute. Love all these, thank you Bacon! 🙂 🙂

    • PigLove

      10/29/2013 at 5:10 pm

      aaww thank *you* my friend for reading and commenting on them. I just want to pick up Mr. Turtle and just snuggle him so close in his little itty bitty outfit – too darling as mom said. You think I would be good at being dad’s seeing eye pig? XOXO – Bacon

      • The Dancing Rider

        10/29/2013 at 5:18 pm

        LOL, of course, Bacon! And I would like to see that photo!

  5. Miss Harper Lee

    10/30/2013 at 6:41 pm

    Oh, Bacon. Mommy laughed when she read that first one and then she choked. You really should have had a warning. 🙂

    • PigLove

      10/30/2013 at 6:49 pm

      Snorts. Don’t you just love my Dear Bacon Tuedays? PLOL (pig laughing out loud). They are my favorite. You never know what will be asked…or answered. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  6. Amanda

    09/24/2014 at 6:24 am

    Just and fyi to mystified that is a tortoise which means don’t get it wet. As for why its wearing crochet idk. Note it has feet not flippers


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