Oh my! I had the worse nightmare last night. I dreamed that mom/dad took me to the beach with them. I was so excited that my little tail wouldn’t stop swinging back and forth. We took the little car Albert and I stayed in the back the entire ride down – this was all good.
We got to the beach and they walked me down this long pier. It was wonderful. It was a little cool outside so mom put one of my sweaters on me. It was also bright and sunny so mommy made me wear my shades. People were stopping and talking to us. They just couldn’t believe I was an oinker. I don’t understand why not. I’m domesticated and educated. I know how to behave myself. They petted me and we got to the end of the pier. It was beautiful. The water was glistening from the sun and it was awesome. I kept begging mommy that I wanted to put my hooves in the water so we walked back down the pier to the sandy beach.
This is where the dream turned drastically. There were humans on long boards out in the water. It looked like they were walking on the waves. Mom said they were surfing. It was cool and looked like a lot of fun. One of the guys asked if he could take me out and would I stay on the board. I begged and begged – snorted and snorted until mom caved.
Shivers…. this is what happened next – screams!
I’m going to rethink watching these scary movies late at night before going to bed. Shivers.