Hello my fellow spooks and goblins. Count Baconula here to entertain you for another Sunday. I’m so glad to see that you’ve stuck with me through scary screams and horror. Today, I’ll make it light for you and I’ll try not to scare you that much. The heart can only take so much… I know. So today, let’s talk a few scary jokes to get you in the mood for tomorrows posting shall we.
How did the ghost patch his sheet? With a pumpkin patch.
How did the glamorous ghost earn her living? She was a cover ghoul.
How do ghosts learn songs? They read sheet music.
How do ghosts like to send their letters? Scare mail or parcel ghost.
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street? A dead end.
What day of the week do ghosts look forward to? Moanday
What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down? I got a booo booo
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? Scream or sugar?
And my favorite –
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones
Here’s another song to help us hum throughout the day. Turn up the volume and sing along. We’re being invaded by the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater!
Piglove 
fozziemum
10/13/2013 at 1:30 am
Oh thank goodness some lightness Bacon..thought if I didn’t have a break from the scaries I might need CPR hehehe CARDIO PORCINE RESUCITATION hahahaah have a great weekend my sweet funny friend 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 10:51 am
I thought y’all might need a break today my friend. I can’t scare you every day. snorts – although I’ve tried. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
10/13/2013 at 6:37 pm
Hahaha you have been keeping up a frenetic pace of terror sweet Bacon 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:03 am
Thank you my friend! I have really tried. It’s been kind of a fun spooky month for me. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
10/14/2013 at 4:43 pm
You need a vacation then Bacon heheheeh hop in mum and dads bag and sneek off with them 😉 Fozziemum xx
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 5:03 pm
Don’t think if I could I wouldn’t. The purr things here have crawled in and out of their suitcase all day. I think they want to stowaway as well! XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
10/14/2013 at 5:13 pm
Hahahah our kitties do the same thing Bacon!! always with a view to be stowaways..they will end up in an episode of Border Patrol hahaha hugs Fozziemum xx
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 6:38 pm
They just might! XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
10/14/2013 at 6:44 pm
🙂 xxxx hugs to you Bacon
speedyrabbits
10/13/2013 at 2:24 am
heheheheh Happy Sunday Bacon,this is fun!xx Speedy
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 10:51 am
Thank you my friend! Hope you enjoyed the laughs. XOXO – Bacon
Leo
10/13/2013 at 3:27 am
Enjoy your halloween , it comes but once a year. 🙂 I think the Flying Purple People Eater song is old enough for me to remember it being on the hit parade. 😦 Snork, Snork.
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 10:52 am
Snorts. It was a great song. I’ve been bouncing around laughing all day with it! XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
10/13/2013 at 5:57 am
HA! Some giggles on a rainy Sunday – just what I need! My Mom remembers that song and the purple people eater stuffed “thing” she had which eventually fell apart. Thanks for the giggles and snorts!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 10:53 am
You are so welcome my friend. I’m so glad you liked it. I’ve been bouncing around all morning listening to it. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
10/13/2013 at 12:53 pm
Are you still practicing your moves???? 😉
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 2:07 pm
No dancing this afternoon. I’m tuckered out right now. And it’s hot outside. I hate this heat. When is it going to get cool? Interviews in about an hour too. I hope these work out. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
10/13/2013 at 3:26 pm
Got my paws crossed Bacon on the interviewees. It’s only 64 here so quite cool and wet. YUCK.
Sam
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:01 am
It was still miserable and in the 80’s yesterday. I hope it cools down soon. The morning time is great and I want to run. The afternoon is hot and I want to vegetate. I can’t get it right. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
10/13/2013 at 7:15 am
Oh my favorite song! Thanks Count Baconula! I love the oneeyedonehornedflyingpurplepeopleeater!!! Where is the repeat button?
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 10:54 am
Snorts! It’s a great catchy tune isn’t it? We’ve been jamming out to it this morning. XOXO – Bacon
dogdaz
10/13/2013 at 11:05 am
Bacon – You crack us up. Thanks. – DogDaz
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 2:04 pm
Yay! Thank you so much. I really try. XOXO – Bacon
Kuruk
10/13/2013 at 12:20 pm
Wooohooooo! I’m going to be a purple monster for Halloween, but I don’t think I will eat people! WOL! Woooowooooooo!
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 2:05 pm
Snorts. That sounds like a plan my friend. It would be a fun outfit! XOXO – Bacon
PJ Sassifras
10/13/2013 at 1:18 pm
Tombstones, LOL!
PigLove
10/13/2013 at 2:07 pm
Snorts. I hope Bashful doesn’t get any ideas. XOXO – Bacon
The Dancing Rider
10/13/2013 at 3:27 pm
Ha ha, we loved this! Thank you, Bacon, for making us smile and laugh today. LOL on the rock collection answer….. 😉
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:02 am
I just had to throw in the tombstones answer – snorts. It is a catchy tune. I love it! XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
10/13/2013 at 4:03 pm
LOL Moanday. Liked that one. That is a good song too. Catchy. Have a great day!
Sue B
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:03 am
Mommy always calls it Moanday too. It was so hilarious to us. Daddy went around half of the afternoon singing the song – it was kind of funny. XOXO – Bacon
Miss Harper Lee
10/13/2013 at 5:07 pm
Oooh . . . you scared up a little fun for today, Bacon. Can’t wait to see what you have planned for Moanday!!!!
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:03 am
Snorts – have to give ya’ll a little breather sometimes so I don’t spook you too much. I gotta have you coming back. XOXO -B acon
GizmoGeodog
10/13/2013 at 6:52 pm
This is my very favorite Halloween song…Thank you!
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:05 am
You are most welcome my friend. We love having these fun songs around. XOXO -Bacon
Three Well Beings
10/14/2013 at 12:45 am
I definitely enjoyed singing along, Bacon! This is one of my favorite songs from childhood. I can remember how much fun it was when I came on the radio! I’m all smiles! But you can continue to scare me tomorrow! ox
PigLove
10/14/2013 at 9:09 am
aaww thank you my friend. I’m glad it brought a smile to your face and memories of times gone past. We had a great time with it here too. XOXO – Bacon