31 Days of Spook – Day 13

13 Oct

Hello my fellow spooks and goblins.  Count Baconula here to entertain you for another Sunday.  I’m so glad to see that you’ve stuck with me through scary screams and horror.  Today, I’ll make it light for you and I’ll try not to scare you that much.  The heart can only take so much… I know.  So today, let’s talk a few scary jokes to get you in the mood for tomorrows posting shall we.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?  With a pumpkin patch.

How did the glamorous ghost earn her living?  She was a cover ghoul.

How do ghosts learn songs?  They read sheet music.

How do ghosts like to send their letters?  Scare mail or parcel ghost.

What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?  A dead end.

What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?  Moanday

What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?  I got a booo booo

What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?  Scream or sugar?

And my favorite –

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?  Tombstones

Here’s another song to help us hum throughout the day.  Turn up the volume and sing along.  We’re being invaded by the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater!


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37 responses to “31 Days of Spook – Day 13

  1. fozziemum

    10/13/2013 at 1:30 am

    Oh thank goodness some lightness Bacon..thought if I didn’t have a break from the scaries I might need CPR hehehe CARDIO PORCINE RESUCITATION hahahaah have a great weekend my sweet funny friend 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 10:51 am

      I thought y’all might need a break today my friend. I can’t scare you every day. snorts – although I’ve tried. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/13/2013 at 6:37 pm

        Hahaha you have been keeping up a frenetic pace of terror sweet Bacon 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        10/14/2013 at 9:03 am

        Thank you my friend! I have really tried. It’s been kind of a fun spooky month for me. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/14/2013 at 4:43 pm

        You need a vacation then Bacon heheheeh hop in mum and dads bag and sneek off with them 😉 Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        10/14/2013 at 5:03 pm

        Don’t think if I could I wouldn’t. The purr things here have crawled in and out of their suitcase all day. I think they want to stowaway as well! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/14/2013 at 5:13 pm

        Hahahah our kitties do the same thing Bacon!! always with a view to be stowaways..they will end up in an episode of Border Patrol hahaha hugs Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        10/14/2013 at 6:38 pm

        They just might! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/14/2013 at 6:44 pm

        🙂 xxxx hugs to you Bacon

  2. speedyrabbits

    10/13/2013 at 2:24 am

    heheheheh Happy Sunday Bacon,this is fun!xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 10:51 am

      Thank you my friend! Hope you enjoyed the laughs. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Leo

    10/13/2013 at 3:27 am

    Enjoy your halloween , it comes but once a year. 🙂 I think the Flying Purple People Eater song is old enough for me to remember it being on the hit parade. 😦 Snork, Snork.

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 10:52 am

      Snorts. It was a great song. I’ve been bouncing around laughing all day with it! XOXO – Bacon

  4. onespoiledcat

    10/13/2013 at 5:57 am

    HA! Some giggles on a rainy Sunday – just what I need! My Mom remembers that song and the purple people eater stuffed “thing” she had which eventually fell apart. Thanks for the giggles and snorts!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 10:53 am

      You are so welcome my friend. I’m so glad you liked it. I’ve been bouncing around all morning listening to it. XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        10/13/2013 at 12:53 pm

        Are you still practicing your moves???? 😉

      • PigLove

        10/13/2013 at 2:07 pm

        No dancing this afternoon. I’m tuckered out right now. And it’s hot outside. I hate this heat. When is it going to get cool? Interviews in about an hour too. I hope these work out. XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        10/13/2013 at 3:26 pm

        Got my paws crossed Bacon on the interviewees. It’s only 64 here so quite cool and wet. YUCK.


      • PigLove

        10/14/2013 at 9:01 am

        It was still miserable and in the 80’s yesterday. I hope it cools down soon. The morning time is great and I want to run. The afternoon is hot and I want to vegetate. I can’t get it right. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    10/13/2013 at 7:15 am

    Oh my favorite song! Thanks Count Baconula! I love the oneeyedonehornedflyingpurplepeopleeater!!! Where is the repeat button?

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 10:54 am

      Snorts! It’s a great catchy tune isn’t it? We’ve been jamming out to it this morning. XOXO – Bacon

  6. dogdaz

    10/13/2013 at 11:05 am

    Bacon – You crack us up. Thanks. – DogDaz

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 2:04 pm

      Yay! Thank you so much. I really try. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Kuruk

    10/13/2013 at 12:20 pm

    Wooohooooo! I’m going to be a purple monster for Halloween, but I don’t think I will eat people! WOL! Woooowooooooo!

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 2:05 pm

      Snorts. That sounds like a plan my friend. It would be a fun outfit! XOXO – Bacon

  8. PJ Sassifras

    10/13/2013 at 1:18 pm

    Tombstones, LOL!

    • PigLove

      10/13/2013 at 2:07 pm

      Snorts. I hope Bashful doesn’t get any ideas. XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Dancing Rider

    10/13/2013 at 3:27 pm

    Ha ha, we loved this! Thank you, Bacon, for making us smile and laugh today. LOL on the rock collection answer….. 😉

    • PigLove

      10/14/2013 at 9:02 am

      I just had to throw in the tombstones answer – snorts. It is a catchy tune. I love it! XOXO – Bacon

  10. katsrus

    10/13/2013 at 4:03 pm

    LOL Moanday. Liked that one. That is a good song too. Catchy. Have a great day!
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      10/14/2013 at 9:03 am

      Mommy always calls it Moanday too. It was so hilarious to us. Daddy went around half of the afternoon singing the song – it was kind of funny. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Miss Harper Lee

    10/13/2013 at 5:07 pm

    Oooh . . . you scared up a little fun for today, Bacon. Can’t wait to see what you have planned for Moanday!!!!

    • PigLove

      10/14/2013 at 9:03 am

      Snorts – have to give ya’ll a little breather sometimes so I don’t spook you too much. I gotta have you coming back. XOXO -B acon

  12. GizmoGeodog

    10/13/2013 at 6:52 pm

    This is my very favorite Halloween song…Thank you!

    • PigLove

      10/14/2013 at 9:05 am

      You are most welcome my friend. We love having these fun songs around. XOXO -Bacon

  13. Three Well Beings

    10/14/2013 at 12:45 am

    I definitely enjoyed singing along, Bacon! This is one of my favorite songs from childhood. I can remember how much fun it was when I came on the radio! I’m all smiles! But you can continue to scare me tomorrow! ox

    • PigLove

      10/14/2013 at 9:09 am

      aaww thank you my friend. I’m glad it brought a smile to your face and memories of times gone past. We had a great time with it here too. XOXO – Bacon


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