You think you have it bad at your house with time out. HA – you have nothing on our mom. When we are bad and not getting along, instead of standing in a corner she makes us stand nose to nose until we can get along. It’s the pits little dude. Signed Trouble Times Two
Dear Trouble Times Two,
You won’t be upset if I don’t show mommy this letter. There’s no way I’m standing nose to nose with Mouse Girl the purr thing here. Eeww – she’s a girl!
I read about your ancestry with football. Just be thankful that your dad just tells you stories. My human loves that football team called Alabama. And their mascot just happens to be an elephant. So on game day, guess what my human does to me? You guessed it. It’s so humiliating. Signed Little Al
Dear Little Al,
I am so sorry my friend. You’re dad likes Alabama? There are just no words that I can express for that. I guess someone has to like that team. Bless his little ole heart.
P.S. Cute costume.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I’ve been trying for weeks and I just can’t reach it but I’m determined. Signed Stretch
Oh thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you were sticking your tongue out at me. I have a little bit longer tongue and it is close to my snout. I’m going to have to practice this tonight in the mirror. I’ll keep you posted my friend!
I had to get new glasses. My vision is just not what it used to be. Do you think these glasses make my head look big? Signed Who Four Eyes
Dear Who Four Eyes,
No my friend. Shaking piggy head. They do not make your head look big at all. Your head looks just fine. Don’t give a hoot on what other people think. Your vision comes first, yes indeedy. If anything, I think those glasses bring your eyes out more. They’re hootiful!
I’m thinking about going on Maury Povich and having my so called son’s DNA checked out. My wife well I just don’t think she’s been faithful. What do you think my friend? Signed Cloned
Listen, I can save you a lot of time, money and energy. The DNA test results are in and they are saying that you are 99.9% that babies daddy. Just look in a mirror my friend. There’s really no way it can lie. Embrace your parent hood.
Remember friends – keep your pictures and questions coming to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com
Thanks for another great week!
10/01/2013 at 3:18 am
Bacon, you’re Pawsome.. MOL 😀
10/01/2013 at 8:23 am
aww piggy blushes – thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 3:45 am
Great pictures and a lovely story.I hope you don`t have all those animals in your house. They are great though. Most of the time animals are more fun than humans. Snork-snork from Alice. 🙂
10/01/2013 at 8:25 am
Snorts – no. These are just pictures and question some fellow anipals send in to me asking for help. I’m sure if Alice feels the need, she can send me a question as well. I love Tuesdays – that’s when I try to always put out my Dear Bacon issues. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 5:58 am
Bacon you have solved the worlds big issues again for yet another week hehehe well done friend hugs Fozziemum xx
10/01/2013 at 8:26 am
Aaww thank you my sweet dear friend. I really do try to help everyone. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Day 1 of 31 days of Spook is coming out this afternoon. Don’t miss it!
10/01/2013 at 8:46 am
I will be glued to me computerinterwebbernets Bacon..once iv’e caught some zzzzzzzzzzz’s hehe 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xxx
10/01/2013 at 8:53 am
Sweet dreams my friend… get them while you can before my spook post comes out 🙂 PLOL – XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 8:59 am
Thnaks sweet Bacon I will try we have storm alerts for the whole state again…wild wind etc…I don’t mind the sound I just worry the fences will get hit by trees …we hate fencing hahaah 🙂 HUgs Fearless Fozziemum Boooo 😉 xxxxxx
10/01/2013 at 10:17 am
snorts – fearless huh? That’s good because you’re in for a good time on my page this month – 🙂 XOXO – Count Baconula
10/01/2013 at 6:52 pm
Count Baconula hahahahaah love it and I am afraid…very afraid 😉 Fozziemum xxx
10/01/2013 at 7:14 pm
Snorts. You will be tomorrow – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 7:19 pm
I Am tomorrow now…I must be in the future hahaha Fozziemum xxx
10/01/2013 at 8:13 pm
Yes you are. PLOL. Can you tell me the lottery numbers? XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 8:33 pm
Hahahaha I wish it worked that way Bacon 😉 Fozziemum xxxx
10/01/2013 at 9:30 pm
Snap. Darn it. PLOL. I hope you have a wonderful day my friend. This little oinker is going to get tucked in and read a story. Yawn – sweet dreams. XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 9:35 pm
Have a great sleepies and good dream Bacon..i am off into the kitchen 😉 got to get my bake on hehehe 🙂 HUgs Fozziemum xx
10/01/2013 at 11:27 pm
Think about me my friend. Xoxo – Bacon
10/02/2013 at 1:04 am
Oh I will 🙂 xxx Fozziemum
10/01/2013 at 9:03 am
Oh a ELE-HUAHUA – they are rare, aren’t they? I can catch my nose with my tongue – the staff can’t (and I bet 87 people tried to catch their nose with the tongue while reading LOL)
10/01/2013 at 10:18 am
Snorts – you know mom and dad tried last night – with each others tongues – eeww! XOXO – Bacon
10/01/2013 at 2:57 pm
Those were some great answers to the questions.
10/01/2013 at 4:31 pm
Thank you my friend. I really do try to help my anipals out! XOXO – Bacon
The Dancing Rider
10/01/2013 at 4:48 pm
Bacon, we really appreciate all the work you put in to answering these little guys. You have very good replies for each of them. They are all so cute, so sweet, though a couple might not like their costumes/accessories quite as much as we do, lol. 🙂
10/01/2013 at 5:31 pm
This is true my friend. Thank you so much for the kind compliments. I really do try. Really, I do. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon