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Dear Bacon

01 Oct

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Dear Bacon,
You think you have it bad at your house with time out.  HA – you have nothing on our mom.  When we are bad and not getting along, instead of standing in a corner she makes us stand nose to nose until we can get along.  It’s the pits little dude.  Signed Trouble Times Two

Dear Trouble Times Two,
You won’t be upset if I don’t show mommy this letter.  There’s no way I’m standing nose to nose with Mouse Girl the purr thing here.  Eeww – she’s a girl!

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Dear Bacon,
I read about your ancestry with football.  Just be thankful that your dad just tells you stories.  My human loves that football team called Alabama.  And their mascot just happens to be an elephant.  So on game day, guess what my human does to me?  You guessed it.  It’s so humiliating. Signed Little Al

Dear Little Al,
I am so sorry my friend.  You’re dad likes Alabama?  There are just no words that I can express for that. I guess someone has to like that team. Bless his little ole heart.

P.S. Cute costume.

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Dear Bacon,
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?  I’ve been trying for weeks and I just can’t reach it but I’m determined. Signed Stretch

Dear Stretch,
Oh thank goodness.  For a minute there, I thought you were sticking your tongue out at me.  I have a little bit longer tongue and it is close to my snout.  I’m going to have to practice this tonight in the mirror.  I’ll keep you posted my friend!

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Dear Bacon,
I had to get new glasses.  My vision is just not what it used to be.  Do you think these glasses make my head look big?  Signed Who Four Eyes

Dear Who Four Eyes,
No my friend.  Shaking piggy head.  They do not make your head look big at all.  Your head looks just fine.  Don’t give a hoot on what other people think.  Your vision comes first, yes indeedy.  If anything, I think those glasses bring your eyes out more.  They’re hootiful!

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20130724-231855.jpgDear Bacon,
I’m thinking about going on Maury Povich and having my so called son’s DNA checked out.  My wife well I just don’t think she’s been faithful.  What do you think my friend?  Signed Cloned

Dear Cloned,
Listen, I can save you a lot of time, money and energy.  The DNA test results are in and they are saying that you are 99.9% that babies daddy.  Just look in a mirror my friend.  There’s really no way it can lie.  Embrace your parent hood.

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Remember friends – keep your pictures and questions coming to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com

Thanks for another great week!

 
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25 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. angelswhisper2011

    10/01/2013 at 3:18 am

    Bacon, you’re Pawsome.. MOL 😀

     
    • PigLove

      10/01/2013 at 8:23 am

      aww piggy blushes – thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Leo

    10/01/2013 at 3:45 am

    Great pictures and a lovely story.I hope you don`t have all those animals in your house. They are great though. Most of the time animals are more fun than humans. Snork-snork from Alice. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      10/01/2013 at 8:25 am

      Snorts – no. These are just pictures and question some fellow anipals send in to me asking for help. I’m sure if Alice feels the need, she can send me a question as well. I love Tuesdays – that’s when I try to always put out my Dear Bacon issues. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. fozziemum

    10/01/2013 at 5:58 am

    Bacon you have solved the worlds big issues again for yet another week hehehe well done friend hugs Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      10/01/2013 at 8:26 am

      Aaww thank you my sweet dear friend. I really do try to help everyone. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Day 1 of 31 days of Spook is coming out this afternoon. Don’t miss it!

       
      • fozziemum

        10/01/2013 at 8:46 am

        I will be glued to me computerinterwebbernets Bacon..once iv’e caught some zzzzzzzzzzz’s hehe 🙂 Hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        10/01/2013 at 8:53 am

        Sweet dreams my friend… get them while you can before my spook post comes out 🙂 PLOL – XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        10/01/2013 at 8:59 am

        Thnaks sweet Bacon I will try we have storm alerts for the whole state again…wild wind etc…I don’t mind the sound I just worry the fences will get hit by trees …we hate fencing hahaah 🙂 HUgs Fearless Fozziemum Boooo 😉 xxxxxx

         
      • PigLove

        10/01/2013 at 10:17 am

        snorts – fearless huh? That’s good because you’re in for a good time on my page this month – 🙂 XOXO – Count Baconula

         
      • fozziemum

        10/01/2013 at 6:52 pm

        Count Baconula hahahahaah love it and I am afraid…very afraid 😉 Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        10/01/2013 at 7:14 pm

        Snorts. You will be tomorrow – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        10/01/2013 at 7:19 pm

        I Am tomorrow now…I must be in the future hahaha Fozziemum xxx

         
      • PigLove

        10/01/2013 at 8:13 pm

        Yes you are. PLOL. Can you tell me the lottery numbers? XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        10/01/2013 at 8:33 pm

        Hahahaha I wish it worked that way Bacon 😉 Fozziemum xxxx

         
      • PigLove

        10/01/2013 at 9:30 pm

        Snap. Darn it. PLOL. I hope you have a wonderful day my friend. This little oinker is going to get tucked in and read a story. Yawn – sweet dreams. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        10/01/2013 at 9:35 pm

        Have a great sleepies and good dream Bacon..i am off into the kitchen 😉 got to get my bake on hehehe 🙂 HUgs Fozziemum xx

         
      • PigLove

        10/01/2013 at 11:27 pm

        Think about me my friend. Xoxo – Bacon

         
      • fozziemum

        10/02/2013 at 1:04 am

        Oh I will 🙂 xxx Fozziemum

         
  4. easyweimaraner

    10/01/2013 at 9:03 am

    Oh a ELE-HUAHUA – they are rare, aren’t they? I can catch my nose with my tongue – the staff can’t (and I bet 87 people tried to catch their nose with the tongue while reading LOL)

     
    • PigLove

      10/01/2013 at 10:18 am

      Snorts – you know mom and dad tried last night – with each others tongues – eeww! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. katsrus

    10/01/2013 at 2:57 pm

    Those were some great answers to the questions.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      10/01/2013 at 4:31 pm

      Thank you my friend. I really do try to help my anipals out! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. The Dancing Rider

    10/01/2013 at 4:48 pm

    Bacon, we really appreciate all the work you put in to answering these little guys. You have very good replies for each of them. They are all so cute, so sweet, though a couple might not like their costumes/accessories quite as much as we do, lol. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      10/01/2013 at 5:31 pm

      This is true my friend. Thank you so much for the kind compliments. I really do try. Really, I do. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       

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