Trouble – Sigh

29 Sep



Okay, I admit it.  I get into trouble from time to time.  I’m a kid.  It’s what I do, right?  And, don’t we *all* get into trouble every once in a while?

Look at this cute, innocent ever so loving face.  Could I get into trouble?  You’re not falling for it either, huh?  I know daddy gets into trouble here at the Hotel Thompson. 

 One time mommy told daddy to get air conditioning installed in his dog house because he was going to be there for a while.  So, it happens.

So, yeah, I got into trouble.  As mommy says here at the Hotel Thompson, “You do the crime, you pay the time”.  I got my share of being in dad’s dog house yesterday.

  It went like this.  Mommy was in a clean mode.  I thought I would help her behind the sofa.  Well, I’m not as small as I used to be.  I got stuck.  After mommy stopped laughing at me because my hiney was stuck in the air, she got me out.  I might have barked back at her.  She stopped laughing then and told me that I was bad.  I really hate that word.

Then, she started vacuuming.  I might have – and that’s a really strong might have – tried to attack the vacuum cleaner.  Mom said that three lettered word again – bad.  She told me that I was pushing ‘it’.  Insert cute little piggy face here.  Pushing “IT”?

Okay, so I waddled into the unlocked kitchen by myself while she finished up in the front room.  I still couldn’t get over that she told me that *I* was pushing it.  So I did what any pig would do.  I knocked the kittty chow over that was in the chair.  Food was raining down from the heavens!  That Iams is some great stuff and I was pigging out…. until mom came into the kitchen.  Uh-oh.


Do you know how hard is to wrangle a pig that is chomping away on something that he’s not suppose to be eating?  Snorts – near impossible.  Just ask mom.  I had a great little buffet in the kitchen until she picked me up.  Then the squealing commenced.

That was enough to get dad’s attention who was in the bedroom.  He asked mom what I did as she was taking me to the bedroom.  Her reply, “Go look at the kitchen.”  Let’s just say that dad’s colorful words are very imaginative adjectives.  I learned a lot of them yesterday.

So, mom put me in my room and told me to serve my time for the crime.  Yes I was naughty.  Yes I knew exactly what I was doing.  Yep,  I pushed mommy’s buttons.  And, I have only one thing to say about it.

How can get away with it next time without getting caught?  Snorts


Posted by on 09/29/2013 in Bacon


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44 responses to “Trouble – Sigh

  1. Animalcouriers

    09/29/2013 at 3:06 am

    Knowing how high in protein that Iams is, you’ll no doubt be on a diet soon 😉 There can be pain in every gain dear boy!

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:22 am

      Uh oh – you said a dirty word. We don’t use four lettered words at the Hotel Thompson. Especially that one. You know D.I.E.T.
      Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    09/29/2013 at 4:10 am

    Oh dear Bacon that was very Naughty,you need to be cheeky not naughty,its a very fine line between the two,but I’m sure you can manage it..hehe.xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:19 am

      Sometimes I cross a line that I didn’t know was there. Well I knew it was there but my tummy said it’s just a line – step over it. And we see who won. Darn the devil I call my pot belly. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    09/29/2013 at 5:24 am

    Oh Bacon I shouldn’t laugh …but I did…I can almost see and hear mum….oh well you are little and you are curious and you are…well doing the time for the crime…hope you and mum can kiss and make up…hehe hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:18 am

      We will – we will. We always do. It’s just that this little pot belly just gets the best of me sometimes. I really can’t help it. My evil pig side comes out and well it’s all she wrote. Sigh – oh well. Looking at these four walls – counting the number of tiles on the floor. I really need to redecorate in here. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/29/2013 at 10:22 am

        See Bacon time in reflective thought..i mean you are young so being sent to juvie instead of the ‘big house’ is an advantage 😉 and yes redecorate 😉 xxxx Fozziemum

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 10:36 am

        That is true. That is very true. Well it does give a lot of time to work on my blog. That is good. Oohh – being sprung for snack time. Oh darn. Nope. Mommy left it in here. That close! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/29/2013 at 10:41 am

        Hahahaha oh dear you have some work to do there Bacon…bridges to build..i am sure mum will eventually forgive your porcine rampage….surely 😉 hugs Fozziemum ….(can bake cake with saw included if needed ….) xxx

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 11:08 am

        I may need a skeleton key. Darn these doors that open inwardly. The gall of mom and dad. They’re talking about an early date. What? And leave me unchaperoned? OMP (oh my pig!). They just told Hemi he was in charge. What!? XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/29/2013 at 5:33 pm

        Oh you really are in the pooper house Bacon 😉 hahahaha xxxx Fozziemum

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 6:08 pm

        I got bailed out around 2pm my friend. I sent a text to mommy and I got out of trouble. I’m a happy piggy now. No more raining Iams for me for a while. I don’t like being in the slammer! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/29/2013 at 6:16 pm

        Good news then Bacon….and yes they will give you a bloated tummy! no one wants to be incarcerated …;) xxxx Fozziemum

  4. gentlestitches

    09/29/2013 at 6:14 am

    HaHa! Just further evidence of how smart you are Bacon. 🙂

  5. Bacon

    09/29/2013 at 8:18 am

    Twins think alike, I stole the cat treats last night. He, he, snort, snort! -Your pal Bacon

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:15 am

      They must – they really must. Serving time sucks. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Susie and Sidebite

    09/29/2013 at 8:46 am

    Hummmmmm, trouble, Na, no way, just doing what comes natural, thats what we call it! Yep always plan for the great adventure and how to get away with it!

    The Mad Scots

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:14 am

      Yep. Next time I will plan more. Today, there are four walls to look out and I’m starting to sing, “Still, nobody knows the trouble that I’ve seen
      Nobody, nobody knows my, my sorrow
      Nobody knows the trouble that I’ve seen”

  7. evilsquirrel13

    09/29/2013 at 8:50 am

    Is there any way you can blame the cats? if not, I can recommend a good lawyer….

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:09 am

      Darn those purr things. They were in the bedroom with daddy because they’re afraid of the vacuum cleaner. You got Matlock and Perry Mason on speed dial? I’m going to need the lawyer. I’m in lockdown and my rock is on the lamb. Things are not looking good. XOXO – Bacon

  8. easyweimaraner

    09/29/2013 at 9:03 am

    It’s not your fault when you have bad weather in the kitchen. Sometimes it rains cats and dogs and sometimes it snows cat food, mother nature is full of mystery :o) Blame it on the weather-guy in TV, brother :o)

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 10:07 am

      Thanks pal. I like the way you think. It’s really not my fault. I’m still serving time out this morning. Mom forgot to take away my laptop. Sshh – don’t tell her okay. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/29/2013 at 10:11 am

        hahaha my mouth is sealed – like the shell of Hell-mut :o)

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 10:15 am

        Snorts. I could even play with him today in lock down. How is he? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/29/2013 at 10:30 am

        Currently he is undercover in his cage, dad was in the backyard with him the whole afternoon :o)

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 10:36 am

        What!? The entire afternoon?! That Helmut is butting in to your time now. What’s up with that my friend? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/29/2013 at 10:39 am

        at least I haven’t to share my bed with him hahahahaha

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 11:05 am

        Again that is true. As long as he knows who’s the boss in that household, that’s good. Keep him in his shell. XOXO – Bacon

  9. onespoiledcat

    09/29/2013 at 11:40 am

    POOOOOOOOOR Bacon! Caught in the act huh?

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 12:15 pm

      It was my evil side – you know deviled Bacon. I didn’t know mommy still had in her to pick me up. I’m surprised you didn’t hear me squealing. XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        09/29/2013 at 12:42 pm

        Ya know I DID hear a funny sound – was that YOU????????

      • PigLove

        09/29/2013 at 12:47 pm

        Indeedy –
        indubitably it was me. Snorts. I’ve been stuck in jail too long. I’m starting to read the dictionary now. Someone save me! XOXO – Bacon

  10. Kuruk

    09/29/2013 at 11:46 am

    Oh Bacon, it happens to the best of us! Wooooowoooooo!

  11. Cody-Cat Chat (@CatChatCaren)

    09/29/2013 at 1:22 pm

    you poor piggy! You sounded like my brother Dakota, he does that ALL the time!

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 1:39 pm

      Time out prison stinks. I’m trying to escape but mom/dad went on their ‘date’ early today. Sigh – hopefully they’ll be back soon. I can’t take much more of this! XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 1:50 pm

      It’s the pits. I’m going to have to break out soon. I can’t stand these four walls anymore! XOXO – Bacon

  12. The Scottie Chronicles

    09/29/2013 at 1:46 pm

    Seems we have lot in common. BOL…..

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 1:50 pm

      I know my friend! I can’t take it! I gotta run. XOXO – Bacon

  13. katsrus

    09/29/2013 at 1:51 pm

    I shouldn’t laugh either but; I could just see you on funny videos. And stuff like that sometimes happens here only I have kitties. Like one morning about 4 am Tubby decided to run and jump onto my hanging plant. Lets say I was cleaning up dirt for about a week. And my pant don’t look the same. Funny now but; sure wasn’t laughing at 4 am. Snort. He gets into a lot of trouble in the wee hours.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      09/29/2013 at 2:02 pm

      Snorts. Just thank goodness mommy didn’t have her camera with her. Of course, she was too busy picking my fanny up after it started raining Iams. I’m fixing to text her. I can’t take these four walls any longer. I gotta run! XOXO – Bacon

  14. FreeRangeCow

    09/30/2013 at 10:02 am

    Sometimes cuteness can’t make up for naughty! :o(

    • PigLove

      09/30/2013 at 10:10 am

      I know. I learned that the hard way. It’s funny in this establishment how they frown upon attacking the vacuum cleaner. XOXO – Bacon

  15. Misaki

    09/30/2013 at 3:28 pm

    BOL I was in trouble too *someone* ate all of mummy and daddy’s chips that were on the table and sort of fell on the floor. For some reason they thought it was me

    • PigLove

      09/30/2013 at 3:31 pm

      How could they think that my friend?! No way. If it wasn’t caught on video – it didn’t happen. Any good judge can get you out of that one – snorts. XOXO – Bacon


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