Saturday Funny!

28 Sep

Remember way back when you used to get up to watch the cartoons on Saturday mornings while you’re parents slept?  Nah?  Shakes piggy head.  I don’t remember either – snorts.  I just hear mommy and daddy say that a lot around the Hotel Thompson.  There’s no cartoons on Saturday mornings anymore.  AND, the Cartoon Network doesn’t show any good cartoons anymore.  Am I right?

So, in honor of the old Saturday morning cartoons – I’m going to attempt to make you chuckle and smile with some jokes.  Are you ready for this?  Here we go:

I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.  One said to the other, “How do you like that?  Pay toilets.”

What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyle

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Thoughtusawus.

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, “Forget it, those things taste funny.”

PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).  I hope these gave you a chuckle.  I know they did me.


Posted by on 09/28/2013 in Bacon


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23 responses to “Saturday Funny!

  1. speedyrabbit

    09/28/2013 at 2:45 am

    hehehe,you’re always good for a laugh Bacon,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 10:08 am

      Thank you my friend. I really try to make y’all laugh. XOXO – Bacon

  2. gentlestitches

    09/28/2013 at 3:02 am

    Love the clown one! 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 10:08 am

      Those clowns – giggle snorts. They do taste funny. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    09/28/2013 at 6:08 am

    Hehe oh Bacon are you …hamming it up 😉 hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 10:34 am

      It just comes naturally. What can I say – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/28/2013 at 7:59 pm

        Hahahahahaha of course it does sweet Bacon 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

  4. dogdaz

    09/28/2013 at 9:36 am

    You quacked us up. I used to watch ‘Farmer Gray’ cartoon. Silent mice with music. Good memories.

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 10:36 am

      Mom and dad says there used to be really good cartoons. Today’s cartoons just lack something. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    09/28/2013 at 9:59 am

    a Thoughtusawus LOL! I remember this time, Bacon. It was great to spend the time with Bugs Bunny, Heckle&Jeckle and Mighty Mouse while you had dry corn flakes or chocolate bars for breakfast. It was the best to sit unwashed in your PJ on the floor while Wile E Coyote tried to kill the roadrunner :o)

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 10:38 am

      Oh piggy YES!! I’ve got some old DVD’s of Mighty Mouse. Mouse Girl tried to catch Mighty on the television screen when I watch it. It’s so funny! Sign – those were the great ole days, weren’t they? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/28/2013 at 10:55 am

        She tried to catch a TV-mouse? How funny! Then you have a double entertainment! Sadly this times are gone, because now my mom has to remove the mess of the corn flakes and the chocolate stains on the carpet (and not her mom LOL) :o)

      • PigLove

        09/28/2013 at 11:25 am

        Exactly. But of course if you had me, I could be your little Hoover and clean it up for you in a flash. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/28/2013 at 11:26 am

        thanks, next saturday 6:00 AM – do you prefer corn flakes our chips with sour cream?

      • PigLove

        09/28/2013 at 11:32 am

        Either. Both are delicious for me my friend. I’m off to book a flight 🙂 yummy times next weekend! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Leo

    09/28/2013 at 11:27 am

    Love the humor,and Bacons snout :-). It`s strange but most of the pigs that are pets have that white mark on their snout. Another strange thing is how soft they are even when they dig so much in hard ground.

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 11:34 am

      Thank you my friend. Mommy says my hooves are as soft as the purr things here. I don’t dig outside. I guess that’s a good thing. I rather stay inside and get into trouble. And trust me, I can do that really good! XOXO – Bacon

  7. Lori Fontanes

    09/28/2013 at 12:34 pm

    Pay toilets! Love it!!!

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 12:45 pm

      Snorts. I thought that was funny too. XOXO – Bacon

  8. katsrus

    09/28/2013 at 12:36 pm

    LOL those are great. Love the pay toilet one. Happy Saturday.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 12:46 pm

      Happy Saturday my friends!! XOXO – Bacon

  9. callmejagi

    09/28/2013 at 1:52 pm

    Hahaha this is great! I often find myself feeling nostalgic after waking up on Saturday mornings and not seeing the old cartoons that we lived for! x

    • PigLove

      09/28/2013 at 3:35 pm

      Me too! Mommy says it was great times! XOXO – Bacon


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