Remember way back when you used to get up to watch the cartoons on Saturday mornings while you’re parents slept? Nah? Shakes piggy head. I don’t remember either – snorts. I just hear mommy and daddy say that a lot around the Hotel Thompson. There’s no cartoons on Saturday mornings anymore. AND, the Cartoon Network doesn’t show any good cartoons anymore. Am I right?
So, in honor of the old Saturday morning cartoons – I’m going to attempt to make you chuckle and smile with some jokes. Are you ready for this? Here we go:
I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, “How do you like that? Pay toilets.”
What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyle
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Thoughtusawus.
Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, “Forget it, those things taste funny.”
PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud). I hope these gave you a chuckle. I know they did me.