Potential New Suit for Mom?

18 Sep

What do ya’ll think?  Too much/too less?


Mom is looking for a new bathing suit in hopes of going to the beach next month.  I found this ‘sharkini’ suit for her.  Do you think she will like it?  Do you think it’s appropriate?

For some odd reason, I find it fascinating.  I think she would be the talk of the beach.  I mean look at it.  It has everything the beach has to give – teeth and all – snorts.

So what do you think.  Should I get daddy to get it for her?  Just think of the great tan lines she would get and the stories she could talk about?  Snorts.


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34 responses to “Potential New Suit for Mom?

  1. gentlestitches

    09/18/2013 at 1:52 am

    Gulp! 🙂

  2. gentlestitches

    09/18/2013 at 1:53 am

    sharks scare the pants off me.:)

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 9:40 am

      That is true. I’ve seen Shark Week too many times on the television. But, if mom is dressed like that, wouldn’t the so called sharks leave her alone thinking she was already taken? That’s piggy logic. XOXO – Bacon

  3. onespoiledcat

    09/18/2013 at 5:52 am

    Hmm……I give it a paws up……mostly because those tan lines would be really something. HAHAHAHAHA Of course the OTHER side of the coin is some shark swimming below might see that above him and think it’s a female shark he’d like to MATE with… that brings on a whole OTHER angle to that bathing suit and how safe it would be to wear it in the water!!! 😉

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 9:42 am

      This is true Sammy. This is very true. The tan lines aspect would be very intriguing and give out great stories upon her return from the beach and basking in the sun like a rotisserie chicken. But on the toss up, the dilemma you explained about a mating shark. EEWWKK – I’m not so sure about that. That does bring an equation to the table I did not think about. Perhaps she should never get fully immersed into the water…. just dip the toes and that’s it? XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        09/18/2013 at 9:55 am

        I highly recommend the toe dipping vs. body submersion…..just sayin’ !


      • PigLove

        09/18/2013 at 10:26 am

        I think mom will just have to keep to that… unless there is a pool around… and she can see the bottom… and there are no sharks in it – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Nicholiovich

    09/18/2013 at 8:50 am

    You can’t blame the sharks for thinking she’s delicious, in that number.

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 9:43 am

      Snorts. I think you may be right my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. angelswhisper2011

    09/18/2013 at 9:12 am

    Bacon, were you hungry? 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 9:44 am

      Snorts. For some reason, this pot belly *always* makes me hungry. But no, at that particular moment I saw the suit and thought of mommy making a hit at the beach… literally. XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    09/18/2013 at 9:22 am

    That’s like wearing a sheep costume to a wolf convention! I’d worry about getting harpooned while lying on the beach…

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 9:45 am

      Snorts – that is too funny my friend. You may be right. Perhaps I need to rethink the bathing suit idea for her. Then again, they are going in October. Just how many people will be on the beach in the fall? XOXO – Bacon

  7. celestedimilla

    09/18/2013 at 10:22 am

    Haha – cute suit but not my style! Don’t know about your mom Bacon, maybe she’ll like it. Celeste 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 10:27 am

      Mommy said the suit was cute too. She said that her body was not made for it. I’m not sure what she means by that. So, I’m still in search of the perfect suit for her to wear on the beach. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Miss Harper Lee

    09/18/2013 at 11:10 am

    That scares me a little, and that’s why I refuse to go into my kiddy pool. 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 12:39 pm

      Snorts. It’s okay Miss Harper. I’m there to protect you from sharks 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  9. Reilly Cowspotdog

    09/18/2013 at 12:49 pm

    we could imagine wearing that back home in Australia …home of the great white sharks

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 12:56 pm

      Snorts – Now that makes me shivers. It would bring a lot of talk on the beach though, wouldn’t it? And the stories on the tan lines – OMP (oh my pig!) Those would be so funny! XOXO – Bacon

  10. FreeRangeCow

    09/18/2013 at 4:39 pm

    I love it!

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 4:43 pm

      Thanks my friend! I’m trying to convince daddy – Snorts XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Dancing Rider

    09/18/2013 at 5:46 pm

    Oh, what a cute suit! Don’t let your mommy go in a pool though, someone might be scared by the big bite! 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/18/2013 at 8:26 pm

      That is true my friend and a great point! XOXO – Bacon

  12. Three Well Beings

    09/19/2013 at 1:09 am

    Very provocative! My goodness, but mommy would be the talk of the beach! I think you should dare her to give it a try…see what she says! 🙂

    • PigLove

      09/19/2013 at 9:18 am

      Snorts. Mommy will take a dare. I think you may be right. That would be a way of getting her to try it. Snorts. Thanks for the heads up on that one. Reverse psychology. Clever…. very clever my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  13. fozziemum

    09/19/2013 at 8:10 am

    Goodness me Bacon that would be a great cozzie for mum ….I always wanted to dive with the sharks …perhaps this cozzie could help me with that! or not hehehe…make sure you take mum to see Sharknado first….worst movie ever apparently apart from that great barrier reef stranded people movie which of course was an epic bore!!! hehehe Hugs Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      09/19/2013 at 9:26 am

      Snorts. We finally watched Sharknado – OMP (Oh my pig!). That was two hours of my life that I can’t get back. Can you believe the guy got swallowed by the shark and then used a chain saw to cut his way out of the belly. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell off the couch. AND you know they are making a second one. Dear Lord, where has the real Hollywood gone? XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/19/2013 at 9:29 am

        Haahaahhahahaahhaha what a crack up I must watch it!!!
        then again it might have me straight back to the ER HAHAHHAA I think Hollywood has lost the plot…remember there was an old old movie called Killer Tomatoes hahaha 🙂 Fozziemum xxxx

      • PigLove

        09/19/2013 at 9:32 am

        How could I forget Killer Tomatoes!?! Hilarious. Just simply hilarious. Every time mommy fixed a tomato sammy after watching that movie, we would look at each other and start laughing out of control. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        09/19/2013 at 9:40 am

        I think I grew some once hahaaahh 🙂 Fozziemum xxxx

  14. speedyrabbit

    09/19/2013 at 12:26 pm

    Hmmm this quite the bathing suit you would either run to it or run from it!xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      09/19/2013 at 12:35 pm

      Snorts. I’m working daddy into getting it. If not for anything else, a prank on mommy. XOXO – Bacon

  15. Wendy

    09/22/2013 at 8:30 pm

    I’m not sure I could enjoy the tan line this suit would leave you with!

    • PigLove

      09/23/2013 at 9:35 am

      But think of the stories you could make up behind the tan line – that would be so cool! XOXO – Bacon


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