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Cue Scary Music – It’s Friday the 13th

13 Sep


You know, normally this day would not bother me.  BUT, thanks to daddy I’m a nervous wreck this morning.  For some odd reason, mommy gave him control of the television remote last night thus he picked movie night.  He picked – you got it – Friday the 13th.  Mommy tried to warn me that it wasn’t pig rated and I should go to my room and watch my television.  I didn’t listen because I’m a big pig.  Why didn’t I listen??  After the movie, which I might add is oh so scary!, dad gently reminded me that today is Friday the 13th.  Gee dad, thanks so much for that wonderful and so caring reminder.

Today’s not scary.  It’s just a date, right.  Repeat after me.  It’s just a number.  Numbers are not scary.  Numbers are our friends.  Right?  I’m trying to convince myself you that there is nothing wrong with today being that evil Friday the 13th.  Really… it’s just a date.

There’s lots of Fridays in the month.  There’s a 13th in every month.  It happens every month.  So what’s the big deal?  Who am I trying to convince?  Today is a scary day.  It’s Friday the 13th!  I’ve watched the movie and what has been watched can not be unwatched.

And dad, he is milking this day for all of what it is worth.  He is SO not helping.  I know you are just paying me back for all of the times that I have ‘barked’ and oinked at you.  For all of the times that I wouldn’t share mommy with you.  I know pay back is bad.

But really, I woke up to this mask hanging on my bedroom door.  Are you trying to give this little pig a heart attack so early in the morning?  You knew I was already flipping out with the date and the movie.  Bad daddy – bad!

Then daddy, if you really are my daddy – snorts, you fixed me breakfast this morning.  I should have known you were up to no good by doing that.  You never fix me breakfast – always mommy.  And everyone, you’re probably thinking that was real sweet of ole dad doing that, right?  Until he called me for breakfast.  “Jason, your breakfast is ready.”  Really?  You’ve gone just too far with that one dad of mine.

Dad got mom up for the worky place this morning.  Can you believe that dad had the nerve to bring up sending me to piggy camp?  What, my head went up fast.  What did I hear?  Why?  I gave dad the one eyed slant glare.  What was he up to?  I’ve barely made the outside back yard and you have piggy camp in mind?  Mom was hesitant as well.  I’ve trained her.  And then dad said where.  Camp Crystal Lake – thud – piggy down.  Dad, I will pay you back with this date.  Really, I will.

Happy Friday the 13th my friends.  

 

 

 
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16 responses to “Cue Scary Music – It’s Friday the 13th

  1. evilsquirrel13

    09/13/2013 at 1:58 am

    You should see if they make those hockey masks that accommodate a piggie snout. Then sneak up on Daddy…. that’d serve him right!

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:25 am

      ooohh! That sounds like a most excellent plan my friend. I’m off to the net to search for something. Daddy must pay for his attempt at funny this morning. Today is still young. I will get him back – evil piggy snort. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. speedyrabbit

    09/13/2013 at 2:46 am

    you need to scary daddy big time Bacon,still at least you have something good to look forward to My pirate party,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:25 am

      Yes I do! Maybe I’ll make ‘him’ walk the plank. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. angelswhisper2011

    09/13/2013 at 3:25 am

    MOL… Bacon, I think you have to go after your dad to scare the …beeep.out of him. If you need help just telepaw us, we can make a conspiracy together….
    Happy Friday the 13th. Pawkisses 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:26 am

      Thank you my friends. I will figure something out today. I may have to secretly call mommy at the worky place for a little help. Daddy will get it – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. agatapokutycka

    09/13/2013 at 4:39 am

    Have a good one!
    I am not scared… I think…

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:27 am

      Snorts. It’s just a date, right? That’s what I was thinking until this morning and daddy did what he did. I’m a big piggy. I can handle this. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. I think. Will you hold me?

       
  5. gentlestitches

    09/13/2013 at 5:34 am

    HeeHee, your Dad sounds like a lot of fun. I am sure you can come up with some “pay back”
    if you and your Mom put your heads together!

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:28 am

      Oh we will my friend. My dad is a jokester. Him and mom are always up to something. I’m waiting until he goes down for his nap. I think I may jump on him to surprise him. HA XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. onespoiledcat

    09/13/2013 at 6:24 am

    Poooooor Bacon…..I’d say this is cruel and unusual punishment and worthy of reporting to the Society For Prevention of Piggy Torture. Want me to drop them a note Bacon???? I do think that you could plot some appropriate revenge though if you put your piggy mind do it!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:29 am

      I got you on speed dial my friend. You are so right with his treatment this morning. Don’t worry. I will get even. This little piggy is working out some revenge right now and contemplating. A contemplating piggy is a dangerous piggy – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. hutchagoodlife

    09/13/2013 at 8:01 am

    Ooooo that’s scary. Whee think whee might hide in our Pigloos all day. The hoomans say the movie is too scary fur us!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 8:30 am

      Mommy tried to tell me that last night. She even told me it would be better if I went into my room and watched my own television because it wasn’t pig rated. But no, I had to be a big boy and stay with mommy watching the scary show with one eye opened and one eye closed – shivers. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Coccolino

    09/13/2013 at 9:15 am

    Oh Bacon, why are Daddys just not nice with us? I don’t know about these big guys. I hope my Big Guy doesn’t realize what today is!

     
    • PigLove

      09/13/2013 at 9:17 am

      Exactly! And then they want to complain that they don’t get along with us – the nerve!… and the instigators! XOXO – Bacon

       

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