Dear Bacon

10 Sep

Dear Bacon,
I just thought I would stick my head in to say hey little pig.  I read your blog every week.  Love your answers.  You’re smart for a little oinker.  If you ever want to hang out, just give me a call.  Signed Jeffery

Dear Jeffery,

WOW!  Thanks for stopping by.  You are really tall.  Do you play basketball?  I think you would be awesome in it.  Just think about the fortune and fame my friend.  I’ll be giving you a call soon to hang out.  I think we would have a ball in my magical back yard.  Do you know there are unicorns back there?  AND I think I’ve seen Bigfoot back there once or twice as well.  There’s no telling what we could find together.  Be on the look out for my call!



20130724-231115.jpgDear Bacon,
Sometimes, you just need that one place you can find that you can call all yours to get a quick forty winks.  I found mine.  Too bad for daddy.  He will just have to wear different shoes today.  Signed Shoesleeper

Dear Shoesleeper,
Hey, if it fits – you must sits.  You really kind of look comfortable all asleep there in your palace.  I mean heck, if the old lady can live in her shoe – why can’t you? Right?  A cat has his rights too in this world.  You might as well hang a sign off of those shoelaces that say, “No Vacancy” so your daddy can find him a new pair of shoes for the future!


Dear Bacon,
What?  I’m just hanging out in my home riding my bike.  Doesn’t every dog dress up and fantasize about that old show CHiPS?  I think I’m more of the Erik Estrada character – you think?  I’ll tell you a secret but you can’t tell anyone.  These black boots are my favorites!  Sometimes when no one is looking, I like to walk around the house singing, “These boots are made for walking… and that’s just what I’ll do… one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you… come on boots!”  Ssshh- that’s our secret.  Signed Ponch

Dear Ponch,
I got nothing on this one.  You go my friend.


Dear Bacon,
Hey ladies.  This is where you can find me every day during the week. I”m just sunning myself, getting my sleep on and advertising what you got missing in your lives.  Come around and see me if you get a chance.  Signed SuperStud

Dear SuperStud,
Well, someone is feeling confident these days, aren’t they?  I do admit, you do look well comfortable.  Hey, if you can’t brag about yourselves, who can, right? You just work it my friend and be happy.  YOLO – You only live once – go for it.



Dear Bacon,
LOL – in 3, 2, 1 – the humans will be yelling for the sacred paper on a roll.  When they weren’t looking, I took it from their special place that they call the human scratch box.  They like to take their time cleaning out my box.  We shall see how they like it when they don’t have their special roll.  Insert evil purr/laugh.  Signed EvilPuss

Dear EvilPuss,
You are so playing with fire there my friend.  Even the purr things here don’t mess with the sacred roll in the human scratch box.  That is a HUGE No-No.  That’s like signing your own walking papers.  You really might want to rethink that.


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9 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. onespoiledcat

    09/10/2013 at 6:03 am

    Bacon I think you truly give out the BEST info and meet the BEST friends EVER!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      09/10/2013 at 6:54 am

      Thank you my little buddy. I really try to be helpful. I love my letters that I get. It really helps me during the week. XOXO – Bacon

  2. katiebblogs

    09/10/2013 at 9:44 am

    Bacon, I am not sure which picture I like best, they are all so funny. Maybe the giraffe 🙂 Hope you’re doing well my best piggy friend!

    • PigLove

      09/10/2013 at 9:49 am

      aaww Ms Katie and Cocco!! Thank you my friends. We miss you like you wouldn’t believe. Hope all has been well with you and the family. XOXo – Bacon

  3. Donkey Whisperer Farm

    09/10/2013 at 10:00 am

    Sending kisses, pets and love for you Bacon. Love Melody

  4. Miss Harper Lee

    09/10/2013 at 12:37 pm

    That kitty in the shoe looks so content that I think I’m going to look around for a shoe big enough for me. What do you think my chances are?

    • PigLove

      09/10/2013 at 2:58 pm

      Hey, I think some of the ones daddy has, I can fit in – snorts. We’ll search together. ppsst – you know any clowns? I’ve heard they have big shoes. Mommy says for me not to lick them though. They taste funny. XOXO – Bacon

  5. The Dancing Rider

    09/10/2013 at 5:13 pm

    EvilPuss has been to our house, for SURE! I just love Shoesleeper – what a sweet little thing. But who could not like Jeffrey, SuperStud, and Ponch! Bacon gives such good tips.

    • PigLove

      09/10/2013 at 8:52 pm

      aaww – thank you so much my friend. These issues are my favorite to work on during the week. I try to give out the best advise this little oinker can give. XOXO – Bacon


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