What can I say my friends? Monday has come back around all over again. How many of you had a hard time getting out of your ever so soft and cuddly bed this morning? I know “I” did. Darn this belly for always waking me up. There I was all cuddled in my bed. My head on my pillow and my soft Egyptian cotton sheet wrapped around me. I was dreaming of happy thoughts – playing in the back yard with my rabbit friends – you know just being a piggy. Then it happened.
My belly started rumbling. That automatic time clock in my tummy does it every time. I woke up and as usual, it wasn’t even day time yet. But, I knew I had a job to fulfill. It’s the least I can do living at the Hotel Thompson and not paying rent – snorts.
I got out of my warm cozy bed and sauntered out of my bedroom. I went into mom’s room to her side of the bed. Her hand was hanging off the bed. Dude, she must have had a rough night. I did what any normal pig would do. I licked her fingers. I tell you. I’ve never seen mom jump so high or fast from a sound sleep. It was kind of neat to me so I snorted. I do believe that she almost fell out of bed.
Mission accomplished. I got mom up for the worky place 🙂 Smart oinker, huh? You would think after almost two years she wouldn’t jump that high but then again I was wrong – double snorts. Happy Monday my friends.
Piglove 
onespoiledcat
09/09/2013 at 1:45 pm
Bacon what a GOOD alarm you are for your Mom! One or two licks of the hand is a lot QUIETER way to wake up than one of those LOUD and irritating alarm clocks!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
09/09/2013 at 2:06 pm
Snorts. Mommy hasn’t had to set the alarm in two years that she has adopted me. She calls me her miniature alarm clock. And, I’m not usually that quiet. I have been known to make a commotion. XOXO – Bacon
FreeRangeCow
09/09/2013 at 3:20 pm
LOL! Brilliant technique…just please keep it at Hotel Thompson (don’t train any Idaho critters). ;oP
PigLove
09/09/2013 at 3:46 pm
I can’t make any promises my friend. I thought it would be a ‘softer’ way in waking up mother since she’s used to me screaming to the high heavens for breakfast. Apparently, I thought wrong. I just never thought she could jump that far – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
The Scottie Chronicles
09/09/2013 at 3:20 pm
THAT is just too funny. Gotta keep the peeps on their toes!
PigLove
09/09/2013 at 3:46 pm
Oh yes. I like to train mom/dad so that they never know what my next move is going to be. In this instance, it worked. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Miss Harper Lee
09/09/2013 at 9:18 pm
I must tell you, Bacon, that I am not a morning girl. Most days my humans wake up, go to the kitchen to make their breakfast, and then eventually have to come back to the bedroom to make me get up so they can get their day going. Maybe they should try licking my toes. 😉
PigLove
09/09/2013 at 10:33 pm
That could work – snorts. It’s my job in the morning to get mommy up for the worky place. It’s a difficult at times. She likes her sleep. PLOL (pig laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon
Three Well Beings
09/10/2013 at 1:59 am
Oh, you need to go easy on mommy, Bacon. Those early morning starts need to be gentle. Some of us do NOT enjoy mornings, and in particular, Monday mornings! Remember, gentle! 🙂
PigLove
09/10/2013 at 5:44 am
I just thought after two years she would be use to me by now. I was wrong – snorts. I’ll go easy on her … On Mondays – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Lori Fontanes
09/10/2013 at 6:10 am
“Soft Egyptian cotton sheet”???! Plz don’t let my cats hear about the thread count of your sleeping accommodations! (I can see the petition now–“we the undersigned–paw print–hereby submit…”) 😉
PigLove
09/10/2013 at 6:56 am
Snorts. I must say that it did belong to mommy first. She was taking it out of the dryer one day and I snitched it. She saw how much I liked it and its been mine every since. It’s kind size and I drag that sheet everywhere in the house and waddle in it. It’s like my security blankie. What can I say? i get my good tastes from mommy, snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Lori Fontanes
09/10/2013 at 9:14 am
Of course u do!!!
speedyrabbit
09/10/2013 at 6:44 am
good job Bacon,xx Speedy
PigLove
09/10/2013 at 6:57 am
Thank you my friend! XOXO – Bacon