Dear Bacon

27 Aug

Dear Bacon,
What? Don’t hate. You know you want a hat just like mine so you can play outside with it. Right? Signed Scooter

Dear Scooter,

Yeah, sure. I would absolutely LOVE to have a hat like yours to wear outside and make the funny thing on top go around and around Maybe if it was real windy, I could fly. I like the sound of that! So, yes two please my friend πŸ™‚


Dear Bacon,
This is just me telling my friends on how to get more seed and nuts from the humans. Any suggestions for us? Signed Cute as Can Be

Dear Cute as Can Be,

Well you can also take tips from Journalist Rocky the Squirrel. He knocks on our back door frequently asking for a cup of nuts for him and his family. Mom even throws leftover bread out to them to help them out. You know, you do what you have to do. This economy has hit us all! Take care my friends. If you are ever near the Hotel Thompson, knock on the back door. πŸ™‚


Dear Bacon,
I’ve read about your adventures in your magical back yard. Now this is what *I* consider a magical back yard… with drink in hand! You’re mom promised you a pool. Make her pay up pal. Signed Simple Puss

Dear Simple Puss,

I like the way you think my friend! My mommy made a lot of promises to get me outside. Although its only happened once so far, I think I need to make her pay up with one of the promises being a pool. Do you think I would be pushing it to be able to lay in a chair with a drink and food like you have?


Dear Bacon,
I love to play music. I can bang that keyboard with the best of them. This is me practicing, “Unleashed Melody”. It’s a sad and soothing song to us pooches. Have you ever heard of it? Do you play any musical instruments? Signed Wolfgang Pooch

Dear Wolfgang Pooch,

You do have some talent – way to go my talented young friend. I haven’t heard of that song yet but I will be sure to Google it on the internet and listen to it. I know it has to be amazing! As for this little piglet’s talent. Let me see…. I’m thinking…. mommy says I rip some good ones… but I don’t think she’s referring to a musical instrument for some reason πŸ™‚ I’ll keep thinking about that answer. Take care and maybe we shall see you soon in the Hollywood lights!




Dear Bacon,

Don’t even say it. I know – I know. Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s really funny. Ha Ha. My humans think it’s funny to dress me up as a taco. How would they like it if I dressed them up like a hot dog? BOL (Barking out loud)! Signed TB

Dear TB,

First off, tell me they didn’t name you Taco Bell – TB for short. Now that would be funny. Oh, I’m sorry. But look on the other hand. You are cute. AND, I bet if they took you to a Taco Bell inthe drive thru, you would get free food. Free food – that’s good, isn’t it? Be proud little guy. Wear it with pride.


Remember friends – keep sending you pictures and questions to me at


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18 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Coccolino

    08/27/2013 at 8:08 am

    Bacon, I really think laying by the pool would be great but don’t you agree that the food and drink would be enough? Can I join you? Yum, a relaxing food-filled holiday. That’s my kind of dream. Nonstop food…we gotta get our moms to agree!

    • PigLove

      08/27/2013 at 8:15 am

      Oh Cocco – you so have a point there. A buffet just for US. I’ll start working on my mom. You start with yours my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    08/27/2013 at 8:32 am

    At least TB can be lucky – Tacos are tasty, to be dressed like a carrot would be more embarrassing :o)

    • PigLove

      08/27/2013 at 9:14 am

      Snorts – that is true. Although if TB was dressed like a carrot, I may take a nibble. I love me some carrots! XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        08/27/2013 at 12:15 pm

        I like carrots too (except the thingy from magic monday lol) we could have a carrot-party :o)

      • PigLove

        08/27/2013 at 12:23 pm

        Oh yes. I would feel funny eating your carrot from Monday. Snorts – it would just be pigawkward. XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    08/27/2013 at 8:48 am

    I think those birds might be giving that squirrel a piece of their minds for emptying out their birdfeeder. As usual, he isn’t paying them the least bit of attention! Good squirrel!

    • PigLove

      08/27/2013 at 9:15 am

      Snorts – you may be right. I’m sure the normal outsider didn’t look at that this way. Now that I do, I do believe you are right. Sneaky squirrel! PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud). XOXO – Bacon

  4. fozziemum

    08/27/2013 at 10:31 am

    Oh dear poor TB I see he has a situation with his owners dressing him up but you know what Bacon…here it comes ready…it’s NACHO PROBLEM hahhahahahah hugs Fozziemum xx

    • PigLove

      08/27/2013 at 11:29 am

      Oh stop – I can’t breathe. OMP (Oh My Pig!) I love that. I’m off to tell daddy what you said. That was too funny! Thanks my friend. I really needed that laugh this morning. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        08/27/2013 at 6:00 pm

        Hehehe glad you had a good laugh it’s always good to have a giggle πŸ™‚ Big hugs Fozziemum xxxxxx

  5. Suz

    08/27/2013 at 12:21 pm

    Scroll down and see the “taco” costume.Ted needs one!!! Gizmo would be grumpy~~~~  


    • PigLove

      08/27/2013 at 12:53 pm

      Snorts – XOXO – Bacon

  6. agatapokutycka

    08/27/2013 at 2:27 pm

    love taco dog!
    was crying a moment ago while reading Remembering Bear story on other blog and this post put me back into a good mood, thank you
    Just what I needed – some pick me up post!

    • PigLove

      09/05/2013 at 2:37 pm

      Aaaww thank you my friend. It really makes my day when people enjoy my writing. I really try hard to make my friends smile and chuckle! XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Dancing Rider

    08/27/2013 at 4:32 pm

    I think you should visit Simple Puss and see about that lifestyle. Our purr things have similar lifestyles, though not as luxurious. Ha ha.

  8. Miss Harper Lee

    08/27/2013 at 10:36 pm

    When you get that pool with the lounge chairs and the poolside beverage and food service, let me know. I’ll be right over!

    • PigLove

      08/27/2013 at 10:48 pm

      I will so do it my gorgeous friend! XOXO – Bacon


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