Dear Bacon

20 Aug

Dear Bacon,
They say that we can all stand on our heads. I don’t know. I think I may be vertically challenged or maybe my head is not flat enough. I just can’t seem to be able to do it all the way with my back legs straight up. It throws me off balance. Can you do it? Signed Not Happening

Dear Not Happening,
Never dear friend. Sometimes we are just not built to do these weird things that you see the humans partake. I can’t stand on my head. This pot belly of mine knocks me off center every time. And my mom, even though she’s human, she can’t do it either. Don’t try to be like everyone else. Make your own path and be happy – leave the sitting to your bottom.

Dear Bacon,
There’s always that one idiot that has to pop in your picture. Can you relate? I was minding my own business in this shot. I just wanted it to look halfway decent to post on my Pet Harmony dating profile. Signed Available

Dear Available,
Yep. I know exactly what you are talking about. Hemi, the purr thing here at the Hotel Thompson, thinks he should be in every camera shot. He is always photo bombing my pictures. Just keep smiling. Pay back can really be tortuous for our sidekicks. Right? Maybe sign up your friend as well on Pet Harmony and post his picture – of course with your picture cropped out. Snort giggles.

Dear Bacon,
It’s a wonderful thing to have such great friends. Out in the pasture, sometimes I just get tuckered out. That’s my good buddy will help me out and let me take a nap. Isn’t that nice of him? Signed Sleepy on the Road

Dear Sleepy on the Road,
That is an excellent friend. I can’t say that I’ve ever seen that kind of friendship before. You are most definitely one lucky little guy!

Dear Bacon,
I coach a soccer team on the weekends. We are always looking for a few new team players. You ever think about playing? I’ve heard that snout of yours can be classified as a deadly weapon. We could use a player like you. What do you say? Signed Coach Jones of Team Anipals

Dear Coach Jones of Team Anipals,
That sounds like a great deal of fun. I’m In to give it a shot. This snout is very wicked and these hooves are very fast!!


Dear Bacon,
I think I need some anti wrinkle cream. Every time I wake up, I have more wrinkles! Soon, you’ll just see one giant sloppy dog. What can a pooch do? Please help. Signed Wrinkles

Dear Wrinkles,
As Lady Gaga once said, “Just put your paws up, Cause you were born this way, baby”. Embrace the way you are and don’t try to fight it my friend. Be happy in your own wrinkles.

Remember friends – keep sending you pictures and questions to me at


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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. fozziemum

    08/20/2013 at 1:07 am

    Bacon again you have Sage advice for all creatures..great and silly 😉 Big hugs sweet friend Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      08/20/2013 at 1:19 am

      Thank you so much my friend. I hope it shows – I absolutely love my friends! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        08/20/2013 at 1:32 am

        It does show indeed 🙂 poor things looking for help and there you are!! Porcine Purveyor of Promise…POP !hehheeh big hugs Fozziemum xxx

      • PigLove

        08/20/2013 at 1:33 am

        Snorts. I love that! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        08/20/2013 at 1:36 am

        I think you need to assume the title sweet one hahahah 🙂 xxxxxxFozziemum

  2. Sydney Fong

    08/20/2013 at 5:04 am

    Bacon, you are really a Super dog!

    • PigLove

      08/20/2013 at 5:06 am

      Dog? Uh oh. Maybe I need to check on this. Hold on for a second and let me get a mirror. Snout – check. Pot belly – check. Hooves – check. Nope I’m a miniature pig bellied pig. A spoiled one at that 🐷😄 oink oink XOXO – Bacon

  3. Cocoa

    08/20/2013 at 8:42 am

    Haha, this sounds like a fun section of your blog! Can’t wait to hear more!

    • PigLove

      08/20/2013 at 8:51 am

      Thank you my friend. It’s one of my favorite days – every Tuesday is Dear Bacon Tuesday 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  4. Kuruk

    08/20/2013 at 11:46 am

    Very pawesome advice Bacon! Wooooowoooooo, Ku

  5. easyweimaraner

    08/20/2013 at 1:14 pm

    Maybe Wrinkles can change this coat and will get it a size smaller?

    • PigLove

      08/20/2013 at 1:16 pm

      Snorts – that might work. I’m starting to get wrinkled myself. What’s up with that? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        08/20/2013 at 2:15 pm

        I hope they will not try the flat iron treatment :o)

      • PigLove

        08/20/2013 at 4:37 pm

        snorts – i definitely hope not! If I see it, I’m running – FAST. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Miss Harper Lee

    08/20/2013 at 6:19 pm

    I just love the idea of you as a great soccer star, Bacon. “Bend It Like Bacon” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

    • PigLove

      08/20/2013 at 8:15 pm

      Hey I think I like that. Bend it like Bacon! It has a nice ring to it. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon


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