Rocky the Squirrel
Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day. YAY! Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around. Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes. Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it. The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be. Start the laughter and keep it flowing.
In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard. Get ready to laugh friends.
Joke 1 –
One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me. “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”
“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”
Joke 2 –
Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?
– Because pepper would make them sneeze.
Joke 3 –
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
– Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
Joke 4 –
What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?
– A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts
Poppy & Clover
08/16/2013 at 4:25 am
Hehe! Those jokes made us giggle – especially the one about the bagel! 🙂
Happy tell a joke day!
Poppy and Clover
08/16/2013 at 7:36 am
You too my friend. Hope you have a great Friday. Don’t forget to tell a joke today. XOXO – Bacon
08/16/2013 at 5:13 am
hahahah the first one is good, I hope the catlady would not name me …gone :o)
08/16/2013 at 7:37 am
Oh heavens – 😄 – I certainly hope not! XOXO – Bacon
08/16/2013 at 5:36 am
Typists favourite joke – two elephants fell off a cliff…bum bum!
08/16/2013 at 9:40 am
snorts – so funny! XOXO – Bacon
08/16/2013 at 6:21 am
08/16/2013 at 6:38 am
Man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm.
barkeep says “ere! Where did ya get that?”
Pig replies “oh I won him in a raffle!”
Q. What do you call a pig that wins the lottery?
08/16/2013 at 9:40 am
Double snorts! I love these. Have an awesome day my friend! XOXO – Bacon
08/16/2013 at 10:15 am
my fave is the “collieflower”
08/16/2013 at 10:19 am
Winks – I thought you might like that. I heard that one while I was watching a Scooby Doo cartoon the other night in my bedroom. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
08/16/2013 at 12:09 pm
WOL! WOooooowoooooooo, Ku
08/17/2013 at 11:03 am
Well, I’m a day late but, at least, not a joke short! Thx for sharing the giggles!!!
08/17/2013 at 2:27 pm
You’re welcome my friend. I’m glad you enjoyed the giggle! XOXO – Bacon