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I.am.so.gullible.

14 Aug

Okay, I admit it. With mom’s work schedule and our ‘regular’ per say television shows during the week, we get behind on other shows and activities. I think that is so normal.

Tuesday night, we didn’t have much going for us on television on our ‘regular’ line up so we ventured out to the Animal Planet. It’s a great channel – it has animals on it – how could we ever go wrong?

So after dinner, mom reviews the television guide and we chose a show called “Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives”. We at the Hotel Thompson absolutely LOVE shows like this. They are educational, interesting and by George they are scary! Shivers – think about it. Do we really know everything that is under that vast ocean? I think not.

Mom/dad have been deep sea fishing several times in the past. They’ve often wondered with them being in such a tiny boat – compared to how big the sea is – what is under them. Heck, they have even thought this when they have traveled on cruise ships. The ocean is HUGE and very, very deep. And, scientists are finding new animals all of the time.

So, the title of this show on television last night, “Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives” didn’t sway us to think that it wouldn’t be good. I mean yeah, megalodon sharks were prehistoric, right? Let’s reflect on some of the things we learned from the show last night.

Megalodon means roughly giant tooth. This term is really true when you think about the size of their teeth. A megalodon tooth was 7 inches long. Seven.inches. That’s over a half foot long. Watch out Freddy Kreuger.

A megalodon’s bite is fierce. It’s force when biting is enough to crush the skull of a prehistoric whale. This is compared to like you and I biting a grape – that easily. Shivers to mergatroid.

A megalodon is big. Do you understand that? B.I.G. Like 60 – 100 feet long big.

A megalodon’s closest relative per say is the Great White Shark. Okay, count me out on that family reunion. I’ll pass – enough said. Shivers.

So we invest some time in this great and wonderful show last night. It starts off with four people on a boat in the middle of the ocean in South Africa. They are all happy, taking videos, laughing and having a great time. The guy goes fishing and feels something on the line. It shows him reeling and reeling and reeling in the line…. flash forward 2 hours later. Whatever was on the line breaks off and it is now night time. Then, BAM, something hits the boat but never fear the video is still running. The camera is shaking, the video is jumping, everyone is screaming. It kind of reminded me of that old scary movie, “Blair Witch Project”. Then, something completely destroys the boat and the people disappear.

Days later, miraculously they find the video and are able to adjust the jumpy, screaming footage enough to hear, “Oh no shark”. Alright, I know. This should have given us some clue. When they are able to revive a video camera that was in the water, submerged fully, for who knows how long and then to pick up on, “Oh no shark”. At this point, daddy started laughing. Me and mom was ssshh’ing him to be quiet so we could hear. We were mesmerized to say the least. Daddy tried to talk and we both gave him the all knowing raised eyebrow look of hush. He finally conceded and sat in silence with a smug look on his face.

Me and mom were spellbound. What the heck was this huge shark in the water?! Then they started showing coverage from all over the world and calling some sharks submarines. Okay, just because we’ve never heard of a submarine shark, doesn’t mean anything. I mean, we are not marine biologists so we didn’t know. This show was good.

Okay, maybe not really good. Some of the so called biologists were in some way kind of weird on camera. We just chalked that up to them not being actors – snorts. The last five minutes of the show, this little blurb runs on the screen:

“Though certain events and characters in this film have been dramatized, sightings of ‘submarine’ continue to this day”.

What? Huh? Okay, we knew that megalodon’s didn’t exist but this wasn’t a ‘real’ documentary show. We looked over at daddy sitting so smug on his couch. He finally said, “Can I talk now?” Well yeah, this show bites now please do. That’s when he proceeded to tell us about this show being on the Discovery Channel a couple of weeks ago and people were upset because of the ending. Well, dad, you could have told us this an hour ago! I’m sorry, what channel were we watching? Sci-Fi? Comedy channel? Nope, sweet ole Animal Planet.

Snorts – what’s on the television next? Oh, that’s another blog in itself. We made the mistake of wasting another hour of our lives watching, “Voodoo Sharks”. This show was about the mysterious ‘Rookin’ who is a killer shark in the bayous of Louisiana. And, I kid you not when I tell you the captain of the hunt was… drum roll please… Captain Blimp.

Did I mention we have no lives on Tuesday nights?

 
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17 responses to “I.am.so.gullible.

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/14/2013 at 1:37 pm

    Wow that sounds scary – I must laugh at “can I talk now” – I bet we are related LOL.

     
    • PigLove

      08/14/2013 at 1:39 pm

      snorts – I *know* we are related my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. The Dancing Rider

    08/14/2013 at 5:13 pm

    You weren’t even burying your head in your mommy’s arms? What with your snorting at the “actors”!!! πŸ™‚

     
    • PigLove

      08/14/2013 at 5:24 pm

      Snorts. I know. It had both of us snowed. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Mags Corner

    08/14/2013 at 6:04 pm

    Wow, sweet Bacon we think that would be some scary TV with those sharks. Hugs and snout kisses

     
    • PigLove

      08/14/2013 at 6:50 pm

      It was up until the ending. Then we were all like what. Did that really happen? XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. fozziemum

    08/14/2013 at 6:33 pm

    Hahahahh ‘can I talk now’ can soooo relate..nothing worse than a big tv let down,,,we watched a show on some scuba divers being left out at The Great Barrier Reef once..watched it all don’t know why..basically the whole show was this man and his girlfriend in the water…in the water..in the water..and then gone..not even a blood thirsty shark attack….I have declared it the most boring show in the world…two and a bit hours of two people who were boring in the water ..more fun watching Doc have a bath!! heheeh Have a great day Bacon and big hugs πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Fozziemum..xxx
    Pee Ess…this made my morning hahaha

     
    • PigLove

      08/14/2013 at 6:53 pm

      Snorts. I remember that show. The boat left them while they were under the water. I was so hoping for some action, a song, something besides drifting in the water and drifting. PLOL (pig laughing out loud).
      Glad we made you laugh my friend. Have an awesome day!! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        08/15/2013 at 2:25 am

        I PLOL and i’m a human LOL …HOW BAD WAS IT!!!
        Have a great day Bacon..big hugs Fozziemum xxxx

         
  5. Three Well Beings

    08/15/2013 at 12:21 am

    Does this mean you now have time for “Sharknado.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharknado You won’t want to miss this Bacon! It might really happen…you, mommy and daddy need to be prepared!

     
    • PigLove

      08/15/2013 at 6:54 am

      Snorts! We watched this. It was a great B rated movie. My favorite part was when the guy got swallowed by the shark holding a chainsaw and used the chainsaw to get himself out of the sharks tummy. Oh yeah, I can see this happening. You know they are making a sequel to this bases in New York? Snorts. Mommy had to cover my eyes several times during some graphic parts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. speedyrabbit

    08/15/2013 at 5:29 am

    well as long as you enjoyed it Bacon,xx Rachel

     
    • PigLove

      08/15/2013 at 7:02 am

      Yeah. It was great up until the end. Voodoo Sharks. Well that was just hilarious. Really. Captain Blimp – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. gentlestitches

    08/15/2013 at 5:44 am

    You can’t be too careful Bacon, thats my motto. There are “no swimming” signs and pictures of crocodiles all up down the Darwin and Mary rivers but people still go swimming and sadly people still get taken. These crocs are on average 20 feet long and 4000 pounds. You won’t find me arguing with a “salty” 😦

     
    • PigLove

      08/15/2013 at 7:04 am

      OMP (oh my pig). That’s another animal that absolutely amazes me. 4,000 pounds – that is huge! Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Pix Under the Oaks

    08/15/2013 at 8:18 am

    Shark shows scare me!

     
    • PigLove

      08/15/2013 at 8:39 am

      I kind of watch them with one hoove over my face. They are interesting but oh so scary. XOXO – Bacon

       

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